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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 02, 2011, 09:20:11 PM »

Here are some facts:
-Chuck Norris starred in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001.
-He was born as Carlos Ray Norris in the town of Ryan, Oklahoma, to parents Wilma (née Scarberry) and Ray Norris.
-In 1958 he joined the United States Air Force as an Air Policeman, stationed in Osan Air Base, South Korea, where he acquired the nickname "Chuck" and began his training in Tang Soo Do.

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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 02, 2011, 09:12:43 PM »

Chuck norris is oldmeme, and frankly it's loving annoying to hear people talk about him.

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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 02, 2011, 08:47:45 PM »

Chuck Norris walked down the street in a major metropolitain area at night. As he walked into a dark alley he bumped into a dark figure wearing a trench coat. Chuck handed the mysterious entity two hundred dollars in unmarked bills.
"Have you got it?" said Chuck.
"Yes, I have," the man replied. "flown in straight from Bolivia."

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Off Topic / Re: OH GOD WHERE DID MY CLOCK GO

« on: July 02, 2011, 07:54:18 PM »

I STOLE IT! MUA HA HA HA!

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Off Topic / Re: Ctrl + V game.

« on: July 02, 2011, 07:49:08 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 02, 2011, 07:28:41 PM »

Chuck Norris once got kicked in the face by a rival co-worker. He wept as the co-worker laughed at poor Charles' expense.
Chuck Norris, wiping tears from his eyes as they fell to the floor of his Toyota, pulled into the one-car garage of his home in the projects. He went into his kitchen and got a gun from the cabinet.
He put the gun to his temple... No. He couldn't do it.
Vomit mixed with teardrops in the toilet bowl that night, blood gushing from slashes on each wrist. Chuck couldn't bear life any more, but lacked the courage to end it.
That night, Chuck Norris prayed for the first time in his life...
...He prayed for the end.

Edited because I felt people would praise him for being mentally strong enough to commit Self Delete. Which he probably isn't.

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Games / Re: King Arthurs Gold: Its free/actively developed

« on: July 02, 2011, 07:16:08 PM »

I don't have any problems connecting to european servers bro

Well I become disconnected every once in a while after a new game begins. It's me being stupid. I know.

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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 02, 2011, 07:15:10 PM »

If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon, his level would be ChuckNorrisxInfinityTwice

If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon...

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Off Topic / Re: A couple things you didn't already know were wrong with the U.S.

« on: July 02, 2011, 07:01:43 PM »

Being able to be kept abreast with everything going on in the world within a few moments of it happening decreases the need for details, for things that would "bog a person down", perhaps is one way of putting it.

Let's take, for example, June 25, 2009. Turn on the news that day, and the channels are plastered with photos of Michael Jackson. People are saying he's been hospitalized. I don't know about you, but I was hungry for details that day.

Bigger houses. Two cars. Daycares for the kids. Prozac.

The way I see it, buying bigger houses and two cars and daycare services are helping the economy.
They also provide jobs for either a working man or a working woman, building houses, cars, and working in daycares. This presents an opportunity for a family to have two incomes and buy more of this. It's a vicious cycle.

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Games / Re: King Arthurs Gold: Its free/actively developed

« on: July 02, 2011, 06:35:15 PM »

Most of the good servers are hosted from Europe. So many connection problems for a fat lazy American like me.

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Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.

« on: July 02, 2011, 05:21:32 PM »

So you're saying that I used to be an idiot, and I still am?
Old news, dude.

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Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.

« on: July 02, 2011, 05:18:43 PM »

loving STEAM USERS! GOD loving DAMMIT!

Oh and btw this isn't "describe to your best ability the above user's signature."
This is "post your thoughts on the above user's signature."

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Games / Re: King Arthurs Gold: Its free/actively developed

« on: July 02, 2011, 05:15:09 PM »

Flaming arrows would be nice. :o
Ooh, and explosive barrels. :o

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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 02, 2011, 05:13:01 PM »

Chuck Norris gets up at seven in the morning and shaves his 5 o'clock shadow with a Phillips-Norelco 8260xlcc electric razor. He prepares a bowl of instant oatmeal in a 1100 watt microwave. After burning his tongue on the hot oatmeal, he lets it cool for a few minutes. He finishes the oatmeal. He brushes his teeth with a manual toothbrush from Walgreen's and Aquafresh toothpaste. He gets dressed and gets into his 1995 Toyota to go for a drive and try to cope with the strain of having the entire world expect so much of him. He gets home and gets a rope from his garage.
He ties it into a noose...

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Off Topic / Re: Banned!

« on: July 02, 2011, 03:59:44 PM »

Banned for illegal posession of marijuana.