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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 02, 2011, 03:38:02 PM »

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper. It failed because Chuck Norris doesn't take stuff from anyone

Q3: They once made a chuck Norris toilet paper, but it soon failed because it wouldn't take stuff from anyone.

:o

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Off Topic / Re: I'm feeling cagey and it smells like feces on I-80.

« on: July 02, 2011, 03:36:36 PM »

Monkey feces?
Is Stocking in there with you? :o

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Games / Re: GTA: Vice City

« on: July 02, 2011, 02:18:19 PM »

I got Vice City and GTA III in a double-pack for Xbox. Does that count?

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Games / Re: How did you last die?

« on: July 02, 2011, 02:17:20 PM »

Clubbed to death by a builder. I ran out of arrows. -_-

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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 02, 2011, 02:10:38 PM »

Chuck Norris once went out into the rain. He caught pneumonia and died. He's not a god.

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Off Topic / Re: How many steam games do you have?

« on: July 02, 2011, 02:09:42 PM »

None

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Games / Re: King Arthurs Gold: Its free/actively developed

« on: July 02, 2011, 01:08:33 PM »

D'OH MAH GAAAAH
I love this game.

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Off Topic / Re: LOL WUT?

« on: July 02, 2011, 01:07:59 PM »

He's gonna be so let down when Modern Warfare 3 comes out. :P

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Off Topic / Re: I need a new antivirus. Suggest me one.

« on: July 02, 2011, 12:07:11 PM »

Win7 

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Off Topic / Re: Frostbyte found an old Spiderman comic!

« on: July 01, 2011, 11:47:33 PM »

It's not that old. I came here expecting a comic from, say, the 1960s.
Still, I'd give it a read. I had a Spiderman comic from the 90s(you would not BELIEVE what the kids in the ads were wearing) and it was about a terrorist attack...
On two towers that happened to look alike.
Hmm.

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Games / Re: How did you last die?

« on: July 01, 2011, 11:46:01 PM »

Got in a helicopter, followed blinking light far, FAR out to the ocean(perhaps two miles?). Helicopter fell in ocean, I drowned trying to swim back to the mainland.

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Off Topic / Re: Make Your Own Portal Cores

« on: July 01, 2011, 11:44:20 PM »

But cigarette means Female ass grabber in 2011, its more of a compliment now.

Grabber of female asses or female grabber of asses? :o
The world will never know.

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Off Topic / Re: I just ordered some hot wings.

« on: July 01, 2011, 11:42:20 PM »

You tribal bastards, my great uncle died in the Holocaust. He fell from a guard tower.

tribal YOU SAID HOLOCAUST
forget I'M A tribal NOW

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Off Topic / Re: Chuck Norris Facts

« on: July 01, 2011, 11:41:24 PM »

Chuck Norris walked down a street one day and tripped over a lady bug, falling down a hill and into a concrete wall. The lady bug spat on Chuck's profusely bleeding body as the paramedics came to put it on a stretcher.

They couldn't save him.

This thread should be locked.

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Off Topic / Re: I just ordered some hot wings.

« on: July 01, 2011, 11:39:11 PM »

-pins-

Is it often considered tribal to use the name of a race in a sentence?

"Oh my gosh, Asians are the best chefs in the world--"