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Off Topic / Re: Your magical left hand.
« on: February 06, 2011, 09:48:17 AM »
Couch. It was so comfy before. :c

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Off Topic / Re: Nom nom nom...Blood Orange
« on: February 05, 2011, 03:47:17 PM »
Blood oranges are so fun lol, you can bite into them and let the blood-looking juice drip down like you're Mola Ram from Indiana Jones II >:D
Except Mola Ram doesn't eat the heart... Shut up.

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Off Topic / Re: Three Word Story!
« on: February 05, 2011, 03:15:18 PM »
With fancy chrome

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Gallery / Re: Club Namco
« on: February 05, 2011, 01:33:17 PM »

The dollar sign comes BEFORE THE DAMN NUMBER. -_-

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Off Topic / Re: Cheese. =3
« on: February 04, 2011, 11:05:10 PM »
Meunster, provolone, mozerella, colby jack, monterey jack, pepper jack

Whole lotta cheeses named Jack.

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Off Topic / Re: Alright I Have Something to Confess
« on: February 04, 2011, 06:59:11 PM »
I lied about my sister being my love slave just so I would seem cool and you would accept me.
Whoa man, incest is cool

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Off Topic / Re: Your name in RL
« on: February 04, 2011, 06:00:17 PM »
Nick.

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Off Topic / Re: Bad Lunch Today |:[
« on: February 04, 2011, 05:34:42 PM »
Or Josh was just pretending to be drunk to get attention.
That's a very distinct possibility.

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Off Topic / Re: Bad Lunch Period Today |:[
« on: February 04, 2011, 05:24:44 PM »
ONTOPIC: This is why you need to stay with the people you trust
Well you see, the thing is I was with the people I trust. Only an ass tonne of other people I don't trust came bebopping over to our table for no apparent reason.

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Off Topic / Bad Lunch Today |:[
« on: February 04, 2011, 03:59:14 PM »
So the table I sat at used to consist only of me, and my friends Marc, Byron, Daniel, and Josh. But apparently we've made a bit of a name for ourselves: For the past few days our table has consisted of me, Marc, Byron, Daniel, Josh, Josh, Chris, Chris, Dante, and Bryian(don't ask about the spelling). As you can imagine, the original group of five people was enough. But the table has been so jam-packed recently that there's people sitting a foot away from the table because there are no available spots left.
So today one of our new squatters visitors, Josh, got a two-liter bottle of Sprite from his friend. He apparently found it in the bathroom. Josh opened the bottle and drained a good quarter of the liquid inside in one chug. With other unwelcome guests at the table cheering him on obnoxiously, he drained another quarter. When the bottle was about three-quarters of the way empty, Josh remarked that he tasted vodka in the Sprite. So now Josh, feeling excessively sick and bloated due to draining over a liter of Sprite, drained the rest of the bottle and after belching for a good seven consecutive seconds or so, got up to throw the bottle away (and not recycle it like a good person should have). He sat down and explained that he felt very drunk. The rest of the lunch period was like hell, with Josh and all the other guests being generally obnoxious and disgusting and drawing a vast amount of unwanted attention to our table. So on Monday we plan on not letting this group back to our table. For obvious reasons.

TL;DR: Bunch of sick bastards flooded our lunch table today and got drunk off a spiked bottle of Sprite.


EDIT: Josh apparently went home sick later that day, either from being very bloated or alcohol poisoning. But that's none of my business anyway.

EDIT PART DEUX: Topic title changed to quell the flow of period jokes.

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Off Topic / Re: evolution
« on: February 03, 2011, 02:08:13 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Huge Ass Icestorm
« on: February 03, 2011, 12:30:33 PM »
This is the third consecutive day on which school is cancelled. Think it'll be cancelled tomorrow? :D

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Off Topic / Re: Double Dipping
« on: February 03, 2011, 12:24:53 PM »
If I have a basin of dipping sauce all to myself then I will double-dip. Also I may pour some of this dipping sauce out onto my plate and double-dip the sauce on said plate.

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Off Topic / Re: using your head, type "cookiemonster"
« on: February 03, 2011, 12:19:26 PM »
 :cookieMonster:


Tee hee. I used my head to figure that one out.

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Off Topic / Re: Guess Who the User Below You is. v2!
« on: February 03, 2011, 12:18:49 PM »
Wrong... Father. >:D


Night Fox

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