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Off Topic / Re: Ignorant people in my school

« on: February 01, 2011, 02:46:37 PM »

Lol, one time in math I had to go up to the Smart Board (if you don't know what a Smart Board is... Look it up) and after picking up the red marker and deciding I didn't want to use red, I put it back on the receiver, saying jokingly that it was out of ink. Almost immediately, some girl in the front blurts out, "Well how can it be out of ink...?"
If you know what a Smart Board is, you'll get it.

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Off Topic / Re: using your head, type "fingers"

« on: February 01, 2011, 01:29:39 PM »

I like doing things with my tongue.

inb4I'llbetyoudo

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Off Topic / Re: Marijuana

« on: February 01, 2011, 01:26:31 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4

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Off Topic / Re: using your head, type "fingers"

« on: February 01, 2011, 11:35:38 AM »

frtgv ikjmnhgtrfgvyu7h6e

Damn. It was worth a try.

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Off Topic / Re: Holy hell it's snowing like crazy outside

« on: February 01, 2011, 11:34:38 AM »

Well we have an inch of ice on the ground. And everywhere else. ;P

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Off Topic / Re: Post Dreams here

« on: January 30, 2011, 03:09:46 PM »

this
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It's kinda cute after you get over the small heart attack <3

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Games / Re: Minecraft; Beta 1.2, toot toot

« on: January 30, 2011, 01:40:46 PM »

How do I download Classic? I haven't bought the game yet.

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Games / Re: Minecraft; Beta 1.2, toot toot

« on: January 30, 2011, 12:06:24 PM »

God damn, the site is temperamental. :P

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Off Topic / Re: Dreams

« on: January 30, 2011, 10:57:54 AM »

I had a dream that a bunch of clowns in a warehouse were giving people some drug that made skin grow over their eyes, nose, and mouth. :o

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Games / Re: Mutilate-A-Doll: Bottle and blood no more broken!

« on: January 30, 2011, 09:42:55 AM »

Ahh, I just love when you can't tell the difference between shattered body parts and shattered glass. :3

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Games / Re: Mutilate-A-Doll: Bottle and blood no more broken!

« on: January 29, 2011, 10:15:38 PM »

If you spawn a ragdoll, don't pause the game and spread his body parts all around. If you unpause he will reconverge into a random mass of body parts. XD

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Off Topic / Re: Make fun of the above user's avatar.

« on: January 29, 2011, 09:26:55 PM »

Oh look, another creeper avatar. Like we've never seen those before.

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Off Topic / Re: CHRISBORGLUM

« on: January 29, 2011, 04:54:09 PM »

So you are the guy that everyone has been seeing in their dreams too?

Who ARE you?

I have always knowingly been Chris Borglum.
But as you can tell by that post, I was shocked to learn that everyone was seeing me in their dreams. So yes, everyone sees Chris Borglum in their dreams.

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Off Topic / Re: CHRISBORGLUM

« on: January 29, 2011, 03:22:42 PM »

Umm...
*raises hand*
I'm... Chris Borglum...

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Off Topic / Re: Speak like a scurvy pirate!

« on: January 29, 2011, 11:09:18 AM »

Yar, I be goin' down ter th' pub t' play some SimCity! Yar har!