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Off Topic / Re: Blogland

« on: November 11, 2012, 09:19:38 PM »

Yesterday night was the closing night of the school play. I'm glad it's over, to be honest. I was an Italian man. I got-a to talk-a like-a dees.
After that was the afterparty at a friend's house. We sat around a fire in her backyard and had hot dogs and s'mores. I had two hot dogs but no s'mores.

Today was set teardown. We had pizza. Then I went home and had a YooHoo.

Tommy Lee Jones is too old to play a man with black hair. It doesn't look right.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread- Dawnguard DLC out, Hearthfire DLC out

« on: November 11, 2012, 09:14:12 PM »

Future DLC had better add more bard songs.

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Gallery / Re: Petrol Station

« on: November 11, 2012, 09:13:33 PM »

"This is the age of knowing how to get things done."

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Off Topic / Re: I missed my 3000th post :C

« on: November 11, 2012, 09:11:58 PM »

My 9001st post is coming up soon.

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Off Topic / Re: The Walking Dead - Megathread

« on: November 11, 2012, 09:05:10 PM »

Rick, the way you hold a handgun upsets me.
Lori, <spoiler>I'm glad you're dead.</spoiler>
T-Dog, <spoiler>you died like a loving boss.</spoiler>
Michonne, idk who the hell you are but you're a loving badass.
Angela, please die already.
Carol, don't ever die.
Carl, for chrissakes just stay put for five minutes and maybe you won't endanger yourself and everyone around you.
Daryl, she's a lot older than you bro.
Rick's daughter, I hope they call you Imogen. That's a badass name.

That's all I've got.

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: November 11, 2012, 06:39:31 PM »

So apparently off-color humor is a thing nowadays
So um
Holocaust

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Off Topic / Re: I am so happy right now, I just feel like posting.

« on: November 11, 2012, 05:56:21 PM »

My girlfriend and I will have been together for three years this December. We confessed in 8th grade that we liked each other and decided to go into a relationship. We never really planned for it to go on for this long or for it to be this serious, but we fall deeper in love every day. We plan to marry out of college.

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Off Topic / Re: What would your funeral be like

« on: November 11, 2012, 05:51:15 PM »

Or, a small group of scientists standing around my body laid on a table as they prepare my remains for cryopreservation. When we have the technology to reverse the procedure, I'll walk once more among the living.
This whole afterlife thing would be knocked out of the park when we have that technology

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Off Topic / Re: What would your funeral be like

« on: November 11, 2012, 05:45:56 PM »

Ideally, a small group of close friends and family standing in silence as they watch my simple wood casket descend into the ground beneath a plain headstone with my name and birth/death dates. No last rites, no minister. I don't want a religious funeral.

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Games / Re: SOH - Shores Of Hazeron

« on: November 11, 2012, 12:46:55 PM »

I'll probably try this game when I get my dad's hand-me-down computer. Past attempts at running it on my laptop were met with overheating, crashing, crippling lag, and invisible terrain.

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Off Topic / Re: I seriously hate YouTube commenters

« on: November 11, 2012, 09:47:19 AM »

I love how there are so many ROBLOX players who think that there's still some kind of war going on between the two games.
And I don't even know how Minecraft got thrown into the mix.

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Off Topic / Re: We need to wake up.

« on: November 11, 2012, 09:36:48 AM »

I've never allowed people to tell me how to live my life. I choose to escape this hell-hole through media, at least temporarily.

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Off Topic / Re: If you were a game character

« on: November 11, 2012, 09:32:55 AM »

Probably Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.
Not because I think I'm a badass highly-trained assassin (let's be real here) but because I'm kind of impulsive and often have trouble following rules, and tend to have a lot of pent-up emotion.

Either that, or Kevin Flynn from TRON.
Not technically a video game but it's a movie that takes place in a video game so that's close enough. I'm very introverted and tend to want nothing more than to expand my mind.
Not through mind-expanding drugs preferably

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread- Dawnguard DLC out, Hearthfire DLC out

« on: November 11, 2012, 08:57:10 AM »

Skyrim has been out for a year today. Wow.

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Off Topic / Re: The Computer Megathread

« on: November 10, 2012, 11:34:59 PM »

confusing as a hamster flying a biplane into a news reporters ghost causing a forest fire

I hate when that happens.