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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: June 27, 2010, 08:46:02 PM »
"Come on, Patrick--We're gonna party 'till we're purple!"
"AAH I LOVE BEIN' PURPLE!!!"

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Off Topic / Re: Name 1000 Ways To Get Kicked out of an airport.
« on: June 26, 2010, 10:38:47 AM »
69: Laugh when you hear the man over the P.A. say something about Gate 69.

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...
« on: June 23, 2010, 02:21:39 PM »
Granted, but you fly into restricted U.S. airspace and get shot down by anti-aircraft missiles.

I wish other religions would leave Atheists alone.

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Off Topic / Re: Name an interesting fact about the Human Body
« on: June 23, 2010, 02:03:15 PM »
In any given year, a human being sheds about two kilograms of skin cells, or about 4.4 pounds.

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Off Topic / Re: What makes you cool
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:53:41 PM »
My friends and I are what we call "Neo-Hippies"
I really hate modern crap (except video games... I can handle those, but I'd rather be playing NES)
I'm also convinced that I have the second-longest hair among all the boys in my school
I don't strut around in tight T-shirts, skinny jeans, shutter shades, and lime-green visors, I really just throw on what's available (100% cotton, baby!)
I'm also lovey. Really lovey.

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Off Topic / Re: Post your childhood fears
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:49:52 PM »
'06-present
Miley Cyrus
Daleks
BLOCKHEAD DETECTED
EXTERMINATE

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:48:40 PM »
NOT GRANTED.
I wish I had a magic sword to hunt demons in 11th century Wales.

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Off Topic / Re: Pick up an object near you.
« on: June 23, 2010, 01:42:51 PM »
A large cardboard tube... I mean, LARGE. They're used for wrapping linens around at Morgan Laundry services, who clean hospital scrubs, cloth napkins from restaurants, etc.

It's about five feet long, the wall is a half-inch thick, and very dense. Very heavy, and makes one hell of a cudgel. I'm thinking I could crack open some undead skulls with it.

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Off Topic / Re: Never fear.
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:54:38 PM »
What

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Off Topic / Re: You laugh, you lose V.2.1 (NEW)
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:53:54 PM »
RELIGIOUS DEBATES. Those are hilarious!

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Off Topic / Re: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:52:54 PM »
462. Nonchalantly put a copy of Star Wars Episode I into a DVD player and have it play at full volume on a 52" flatscreen.

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Off Topic / Re: The Slowpoke game. NEW SECOND PLAEC
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:50:38 PM »
I went downstairs to watch TV last Saturday, and when I turned on the TV, I couldn't find the Six Million Dollar Man! Can someone help?

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Off Topic / Re: Is it wrong for a man to shave his legs?
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:49:07 PM »
only homoloveuals, swimmers, and women shave their legs.
What about swimming homoloveual women?

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Off Topic / Re: Atheism... Now with extra Christianity!
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:42:32 PM »
Good grief Skar, nobody wants another freaking religious debate.

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Off Topic / Re: The Slowpoke game. NEW SECOND PLAEC
« on: June 22, 2010, 08:54:27 AM »
Wow... 8 bits... gaming won't get any better than the NES, my friends.

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