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Off Topic / Re: Hot Girls

« on: June 19, 2010, 01:50:53 PM »

Oh wait, hot girls?

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: June 19, 2010, 01:47:43 PM »

Wish granted but this is America and everything is a lie anyway.
I wish for something cliche, like trillions of legally-obtained dollars.

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Off Topic / Re: Twilight sickness

« on: June 19, 2010, 01:21:21 PM »

I'm a very pale person.
Every time I go out into public and people notice how pale I am, they ask me if I sparkle.

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Drama / Re: PEEJSTER AND SAINT GET THE forget OUT YOU handicaps!!!!

« on: June 19, 2010, 01:18:33 PM »

Didn't you learn ANYTHING from your first post about Peejster?

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Off Topic / Re: God shoots down lightning upon Jesus and makes him explode

« on: June 15, 2010, 10:47:05 PM »

That's about 15 minutes from my house, actually. People call it "Touchdown Jesus".

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Off Topic / Re: Bad thunderstorms currently.

« on: June 15, 2010, 10:45:51 PM »

My hellish little corner of the world just had high winds and a torrential downpour, but it's pretty calm now.

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Off Topic / Re: Movie Suggestions.

« on: June 15, 2010, 10:43:48 PM »

-Night of the Living Dead (The original from 1968, not the 90's remake)
-The Iron Giant
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
-Star Wars I-VI
-The Undertaker And His Pals (Very bad excuse for a horror movie, but just watch it for comedic value. It's a bit like Sweeney Todd, but in 1950's California)
-Lord of the Rings I-III

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Off Topic / Re: You laugh, you lose V.2.1 (NEW)

« on: June 15, 2010, 03:06:10 PM »

Slight chuckle
The starfishs at Summit Entertainment are calling Eclipse "The Movie Event Of The Year".

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Off Topic / Re: The Funniest Moments of Your Life Topic

« on: June 15, 2010, 02:41:24 PM »

One time I was walking out of my laundry room when I slipped on a shirt laying on the floor.
I fell forward, and caught myself in a one-armed pushup position.
Ninja moment. I felt epic.

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Off Topic / Re: ogm they stol my mony!

« on: June 15, 2010, 02:35:29 PM »

About three months ago my mom bought a bag of individually wrapped York peppermint patties one day.
We got close to the bottom of the bag when we found one that seemed rather light.
It was full of air. Okay, normal, but we gave it a little squeeze and it was empty.
It was a tiny foil balloon.
Fail.
We put it up on the fridge with a magnet though. We still haven't opened it.

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Off Topic / Re: The Slowpoke game. NEW SECOND PLAEC

« on: June 15, 2010, 02:31:34 PM »

Guys anyone heard of being a slowpoke?
Its so new!

I think my uncle got executed for that...
Or was it speaking out against the King?

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General Discussion / Re: Do YOU Have An Original Name?

« on: June 15, 2010, 10:50:10 AM »

Man wasn't taken when I chose it... Now I'm so used to it I can't change it for more than 5 minutes.

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General Discussion / Re: Post stupid usernames

« on: June 15, 2010, 10:47:15 AM »

Daniel Rogers Giratina. What does it all mean?

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Off Topic / Re: Once Justin Bieber hits puberty...

« on: June 15, 2010, 10:39:02 AM »

I'm sure his babysitter will tell him all about it.

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Off Topic / Re: The New Trololo

« on: June 15, 2010, 10:34:38 AM »

I actually kinda want Trololo on my Walkman :D
Eduard Khil looks remarkably like my English teacher in this video...