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Off Topic / Re: 2013 Coca-Cola bottle (leaked or fake, whatever)

« on: June 12, 2010, 12:14:57 AM »

Yeah so do I :o But I think they will be a bit awkward to hold at first, being square and our hands shaped for circular bottles.

Weren't circular bottles shaped for our hands? :P
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Off Topic / Re: Pick up an object near you.

« on: June 12, 2010, 12:08:45 AM »

I thought about picking up my freshly sharpened letter opener that I was using to open letters, but then I decided to pick up a pack of seeds. I have no idea why I did, but forget yeah.

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: June 11, 2010, 07:44:34 PM »

Granted, however, immediately afterwards, your computer freezes up, and any computer or other technological device you attempt to use thereafter does not work for you, it works for everyone else, just not for you, at all, no matter what you do.

I wish for a small, smooth pebble. This pebble is made out of an unbreakable material that does not react with anything. It has nothing on its surface (so no coating it with anthrax or anything like that). It would appear in my outstretched hand. The pebble would be circular in shape, and have a diameter of one inch. It would be half an inch thick and have a flat bottom. All edges are smooth (even though I said smooth earlier, I am being cautious and saying it again.)

This pebble does not heat up or cool down, always being a constant 37 degrees Celsius (roughly the temperature of the human body). Nothing will happen to me before I get this pebble, which will appear in my outstretched hand one second after this wish is made. This pebble cannot melt. If the pebble is lost or stolen, it will teleport back to any location I choose. I can change this location whenever I wish, with there being no limits. If I change the location and the pebbles current location is more than 50 meters away, it will teleport to that new location once there is no solid object or hazardous material there (so no, there is no chance of it appearing in my head and killing me, or appearing in a pool of magma, making it impossible for me to retreive)

As long as this pebble exists, I cannot be harmed, physically, emotionally, spiritually, physically, etc. by any corruptions made by this wish (so if you try to corrupt it by, say, making me have a heart attack right after, then the corruption is nulled). As this only applies to corruptions, then any properties of the pebble that you may deem harmful to me stay, and are not nulled. The pebble can never be destroyed, so a corruption to make the pebble vanish will be null.

This pebble lets me make wishes. There is no limit to these wishes, and they will always be exactly as I want (e.g. Even if I say I want world domination, if I actually mean that I want cake, then I will get cake). These wishes cannot be corrupted by any means, unless I make a wish to have them corrupted. Any corruptions to make me make a wish on the pebble that harms me in any way, shape, or form, or that would harm the pebble and its wish granting abilities in any way, shape, or form are nulled. Harm includes me losing the (ownership) of the pebble.

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Off Topic / Re: Makingblah's minecraft on infdev

« on: June 11, 2010, 07:25:04 PM »

why did you timeout me twice?

*headdesk*
It's because your Internet connection is slow, no one can make you timeout.

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Off Topic / Re: Rogue AntiVirus Attempt (Please Read)

« on: June 11, 2010, 06:56:35 PM »

Once I actually got a virus/trojan/malware/spyware that wasn't very well designed (at hiding). It was masquerading as an antivirus whose name was an acronym very similar to AVG (it was NOT actually AVG, which was a good antivirus until around v9, then it turned into a piece of stuff user-wise) that was not physically closeable. I don't know how it got onto my computer -- no odd e-mails, no odd or new sites, and smack-dab new computer so very few ports or exceptions were open. It wouldn't let you close the window, open Task Manager, open cmd, or shut down your computer through the start menu. Largest pain in my ass EVER. I think it was AJG or something, should google it and see if I can find anything on Wikipedia.

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Drama / Re: sssddwxg - WTFF IS A BUMP I DONT EVEN

« on: June 07, 2010, 09:07:01 AM »

Get eaten by a dingo.

I'm not going to dignify that by flaming you in return.

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Drama / Re: sssddwxg - WTFF IS A BUMP I DONT EVEN

« on: June 07, 2010, 08:32:14 AM »

it seems EVERY SINGLE TIME I POST SOMETHING! i start something completely different about me and here are some insults i have picked up over my 10 year internet span 1.F****** handicap! 2. BRAINLESS DIRT BAG 3. DUCHE 4.angry brit (WICH I BLOODY AINT I AM AUSTRALIAN) and 5 moron
it seems that everyone is an idiot except me

i aint tryna look like master cheif its a paint ball suit

yeah i used google translator WHO GIVES A S***

Am I the only person who noticed that he just triple posted? I don't care if there's no edit, that's just wrong, period.

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Drama / Re: Dippindots - Derp herp I'm a troll.

« on: June 07, 2010, 07:50:24 AM »

There are so many idiotic posts in this topic, I swear.

This is what you get when you make a drama topic about someone posting the same thing over and over and over. Also, DippinDots, why did you have to degrade that honorable company that makes future ice cream? You make them cry.

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Drama / Re: omg it ephiaites

« on: June 05, 2010, 10:24:22 PM »

lol, thanks, I don't look at the utilities that much. (Do you capitalize lol if it's the first word acronym of a sentence?)

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Drama / Re: omg it ephiaites

« on: June 04, 2010, 02:01:58 PM »

13256

Wait, what kind of search is that?

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Off Topic / Re: Whos the biggest noob on the forums?

« on: June 02, 2010, 10:25:57 AM »

It made it to 5 pages.

You call that backfire?

Fixed.

EDIT: I just realized the last post's date....

bump alert.

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Drama / Re: Mail Bag: Very Concerned

« on: June 01, 2010, 10:01:09 PM »

You guys misread it. She said she'd report the offender to the police and to Ephi, not report the offender and Ephi to the police.

A clearer set of sentences would be "I'm going to report both him and you to the police" or "I'm going to report him to both you and the police." The given one leaves too much ambiguity.

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Drama / Re: Hey, I'm new to the forums

« on: June 01, 2010, 09:58:08 PM »

Don't tell them that, that's how they LEARN. :O

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Drama / Re: peejster GROW UP!

« on: June 01, 2010, 09:32:36 PM »

-imagespamsnip-

Danial, you cannot undo the damage to your own drama topic simply by spamming images.

Please, admit it. Peejster is more mature than you are. Even with (average) human bias, it is impossible not to see that fact.

I'm not even attacking you. Yet. After your inevitable immature reply, I shall join the throng of people attacking you. In simpler terms, I'm trying to gently mask my real thoughts behind a veiled curtain.