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Games / Left 4 Dead 2 - Blockland Forums Edition!

« on: March 09, 2012, 05:09:13 PM »

I do not currently have a lobby up in l4d2 so we can all play and screw around in l4d2
just add Jummkopf and join me brother
current campaign: ---
difficulty: ---
players:

make sure you have a mic
talking to myself is boring as forget

alright when I can get four of us into a steamroom I'll start a server
this is boring waiting here for you guys :C

first round done for today
results: 7 restarts
ftw

second round will begin today whenever I can get some people to do a campaign
just pm me or something on steam when you feel like doing it and I'll see if I can recruit others

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Off Topic / food poisoning/stomach viruses are not fun

« on: March 08, 2012, 10:30:56 AM »

so yesterday at around 9-10 pm I started violently throwing up into my bathroom toilet just before taking a shower
I then flushed the toilet and began taking a shower
I only got to beginning doing the conditioner when I started feeling all acid refluxed
so I stopped my business, dried myself, and got dressed
then threw up
I went to bed after that, at least tried to
every 15-30 minutes until 2-3 am I'd have violent vomiting and diarrhea in a very twisted pattern

so anyway I took today off again as a safety precaution on my own accord
then my regular doctor was all "rofl stay home again nub it's only one more day"
but he really meant stomach viruses last for about 3 days so I should just stay home again to prevent getting everyone else sick
(I didn't throw up all of yesterday c:, but diarrhea continued a bit; and a nasty headache)

a few weeks ago I had pneumonia, mind you

I wonder how much stuff I'm going to have to make up.

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Off Topic / who knew violins could pull off heavy metal?

« on: March 06, 2012, 06:29:46 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmHiYgO58s
^custom kashmir arrangement by rock violinist lucia micarelli
she's also done bohemian rhapsody and another song which I can't remember the name to

here's a school talent show adaptation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFkkYVd14Q

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Off Topic / suggest me good biographies/autobiographies please

« on: March 05, 2012, 06:24:25 PM »

I'm interested in people like physicists, inventors, innovators, world leaders (good and bad), scientists, philosophers, revolutionaries, some writers, etc
suggest pl0x
I need to choose one for school tomorrow and there's so much stuff

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Off Topic / Forum Man - Piano Man Parody

« on: March 03, 2012, 10:03:42 PM »

It's two a.m. on the off-topic
The forumgoers posting in
There's a pony thread raging next to me
Talkin' about their ponies and stuff
They say, Guys can you please leave us alone
For we don't really mess with you
'Cause we're sad but we're sweet, and our minds were complete
When we were decent a long time ago

[Chorus]
La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum
Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

Now John Freeman is a good friend of mine
He gets us our laughs for free
And he's quick with an emote or to begin to gloat
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says Tony, I believe this is killing me
As the knife came out of his throat
Well I'm sure that I could be saving my brother
If I could get out of this place
La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum

Now IcyGamma is an elitist
Who never had time for a life
And he's talking with Davy who's still in the pusillanimous individual
And probably will be for life
And a Stocking is practicing research
As the reaper slowly gets punched
Yes, they're sharing a sickness they call dramas
But it's better than being drama'd alone

Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

It's a pretty good crowd for an early morning
And the admins give out some bans
'Cause they know that it's the morons they've been doing it on
To rid the forum for a while
And the forum sounds just like the Congress
And the post button feels all worn out
And they sit at their screens typing comebacks at me
And say "Man, what are you still doin' here?"

La la la de de da
la la de de da da dum
Post us a joke, you're the forum man
Post us a drama tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some Battlefield
And you've got us feelin' all trolled

 
terrible job by me
my still alive parody on apple company was better

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Games / Portal + Super Mario Bros. = Mari0

« on: March 03, 2012, 06:03:22 PM »

About

Mari0 is a .exe program file that combines two of history's most beloved games--Super Mario Bros. and Portal--and mixes them into one melting pot of customisability and fun all around.
Mari0 consists of the default Super Mario Bros. levels, Portal remakes, and even your own maps (along with others' from around the globe).

Multiplayer

Mari0 also includes 4 player online (unconfirmed, actually) co-op, meaning this game is like Portal 2's co-op + more hats + more people + more fun. I don't know yet if a server is required, but if there is, I'll try to make one so some of us can screw around in a server.

Filters Galore and Customisability

In the options tab, you can change your avatar's colours and hats (33 in total), make your own levels, and change your filters so the game can look like a vintage television, a security camera, a nuclear submarine's radar, and even other things. There's so many filters (you can stack up to 2) that you may never run out of a new way to view your experience.
Here's a list of the stuff since I can't really paragraphise it (partially stolen from official website):
- Complete recreation of SMB
- Elements from Portal
- 4-player simultaneous co-op
- Level Editor that can be used to make your own games
- 33 different hats
- Downloadable mappacks from other players
- Game modifiers (filters + cheats) for extra fun
(Note: cheats only unlocked after SMB campaign is finished)

Media Showcasing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCze9JV9j7Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SaoHMjS04vU

Download

http://stabyourself.net/mari0/

op looks ugly; will fix later

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Off Topic / euthanasia coaster

« on: February 26, 2012, 04:29:12 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

some guy invented a rollercoaster designed to asphyxiate its passengers
it was never made

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Off Topic / small children have invaded the tf2 wiki

« on: February 18, 2012, 05:24:38 PM »

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Off Topic / native french singer is better than 99% of the united states'

« on: February 17, 2012, 07:57:06 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJv4KiPJkcs&feature=related

my first thought was "is she from down south?" (there's a fiyure)
then my second one was "is she russian?" (the scars of your louuve/back of throat l)

also, fever is reaching a bitch

she's 13 and a cutiepie
(with braces)
get to it

full name is marina dalmas

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Off Topic / my sister (attempted) to commandeer my computer and leave no trace

« on: February 17, 2012, 02:11:44 PM »

she uses facebook constantly and was recently revoked of her laptop privileges (after breaking five laptops) due to her grades
and her phone
leaving her with an old windows xp from 2002 that I modified to block facebook and all other social bullstuff stuff from all browsers

I never use facebook at all
I only have one so I can keep in touch with my older sister who is over in portland doing college and stuff
(meaning it's unblocked on mine)

so last night I downloaded this trippy program called apophysis which makes fractal stuff
bad part is it takes roughly 2 hours per each image to render
well that wasn't a problem considering I was going out so I set my computer's power options to turn off the display at x time and not to go to sleep until I got back

that's when I returned and saw the image had rendered very nicely
and that's when I realised that my keyboard had the little flippy things on the back that raise it were in use
I never use that
only she does

I checked my history to see if she was going to be that obvious, but she deleted it (using google chrome = no preservation of history deletions)

tl;dr my sister is a communist that uses my electronic devices to contact her finnish allies to begin production of the ophan factories that produce nylon stockings

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Off Topic / lol@swaghipsters

« on: February 16, 2012, 02:54:55 PM »

swag
noun: an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery
verb: arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric

swagger
verb: walk or behave in a very confident and typically arrogant or aggressive way
noun: a very confident and typically arrogant or aggressive gait or manner
adjective: denoting a coat or jacket cut with a loose flare from the shoulders

also, volkswagen
 

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Off Topic / birthday today and stuff

« on: February 13, 2012, 02:15:13 PM »

discuss my wonderful birthday cake and whatnot
(no, I didn't get any presents)

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Off Topic / i crieded.

« on: February 01, 2012, 05:53:18 PM »

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Games / I just figured out a very subtle joke in Portal 2

« on: January 27, 2012, 06:43:07 PM »

when wheatley plays classical music and is discussing the prince by machiavelli, glados says she's already read it.
I couldn't help but giggle when I understood the reference
the prince is about a once omnipotent being usurped by a lesser
(which obviously reflects portal 2's storyline; glados being outdone by wheatley)

oh valve, u so fune dawg.

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Off Topic / ---

« on: January 26, 2012, 02:20:48 PM »

xxx