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Off Topic / Re: UPDATE: Step Dad is accused of loveual assault

« on: July 29, 2014, 06:28:55 PM »

Also he should seriously sue the sister for defamation if he's proven innocent.

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Off Topic / Re: UPDATE: Step Dad is accused of loveual assault

« on: July 29, 2014, 06:27:15 PM »

wait wasn't that ATKitton lol

Yeah, what ever happened to her?

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Off Topic / Re: UPDATE: Step Dad is accused of loveual assault

« on: July 29, 2014, 06:22:41 PM »

Poor man

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Off Topic / Re: A girl I've known since 1st grade is getting married.

« on: July 29, 2014, 06:18:31 PM »

Wait how old is she

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Off Topic / Re: I'm playing XCOM:Enemy Unknown and I've designed all my guys on BLF users.

« on: July 29, 2014, 04:07:53 PM »

Am I commander?

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Off Topic / Re: i might have contracted rabies

« on: July 29, 2014, 02:22:00 PM »

didn't he try to do this once before and failed miserably?

He needs a completely new name, email, passwords maybe, personality.
Coming back as "Maxx2" doesn't count.

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Off Topic / Re: i might have contracted rabies

« on: July 29, 2014, 01:24:26 PM »

maxx has been offline for half a day now

maybe he finally died :')

it'd be amusing if he choose not to come online for a while

then pretended to rise from the dead
or maybe make a new account and use this to shed his old identity

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Off Topic / Re: Social Justice Megathread

« on: July 29, 2014, 01:17:24 PM »

Yeah, I never really got the difference between the two.
That clears it up a bit.

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Off Topic / Re: Windows 8 Died at Launch, Microsoft Moves on to Windows 9

« on: July 29, 2014, 12:46:09 PM »

I love how it says the have to include a windows 8 style interface and features in the next OS because otherwise they'd break all the programs made for windows 8.
It's funny cause now they're stuck putting that stuff in all future releases.

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Off Topic / Re: loving kids today I swear to god

« on: July 29, 2014, 12:42:10 PM »

Walk in front of his house again and wreck that kids stuff if he tries anything.

You realize it's a gang of kids, right?
One highschooler probably wouldn't threaten me because I'm older than him and could easily take him.
But no, he's got a gang. I think you're all forgetting that.

it's his house
if he dosen't want you on his property he has the right to punch you or whatever

I usually walk on the other side of the road opposite his house.
I walk past it a lot but I'm not on his property or anything.

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Off Topic / Re: loving kids today I swear to god

« on: July 29, 2014, 11:53:27 AM »

So I guess today or tomorrow I am going to go on another walk.
Just cause I don't want to let them win.
Will totally update if anything happens lol

You should come over to Buffalo and find out if you're gay or not for sure DrenDran ;)

b-b-but the degeneracy~

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Off Topic / Re: loving kids today I swear to god

« on: July 29, 2014, 01:11:23 AM »

These kids sound like the offspring of extremist SJWs.

What, they're literally the opposite?

It's the preschool hood. People snort crushed smarties up their nose and the only condoms they have is bubblegum.

I knew some kids like that back in Highschool that literally tried snorting smarties except we all just laughed at them.

I probably would have laughed my ass off and walked away.

While I could obviously take on any of those kids because they're all a bit younger than me probably, there's a decent amount of them, and you can't just go around beating kids afaik.

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Off Topic / Re: loving kids today I swear to god

« on: July 29, 2014, 01:02:51 AM »

It's like introducing Kim Kardashian to Dennis Rodman's Pal, "wtf is this stuff?!?!".

I... what?

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Off Topic / Re: Social Justice Megathread

« on: July 29, 2014, 01:01:51 AM »

well the correct crime you might be looking for is sodomy:

CA Penal Code 286:
Sodomy is loveual conduct consisting of contact between the snake of one person and the star fish of one person

However the penal code also defines loveual entry in code 289.K
(1) "loveual entry" is the act of causing the entry, however slight, of genital or brown town opening of any person or causing another person to so penetrate the defendant's or another person's genital or brown town opening for the purpose of loveual arousal, gratification, or abuse by any foreign object, substance, instrument, or device by any unknown object.
(2) Foreign object, substance, instrument, or device shall include any part of the body, except a loveual organ.

http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?section=pen&group=00001-01000&file=281-289.6

Wait, sodomy?
I didn't even think they had those laws on the books any more, or that they referred to genital entry.

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Off Topic / Re: loving kids today I swear to god

« on: July 29, 2014, 12:53:54 AM »

fun times

Too bad that wasn't my hat and I had to shave the goatee a while ago.
:c