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Off Topic / Re: Have you ever been caught fapping? If so tell story.

« on: September 20, 2012, 06:37:23 PM »

yes

now tell story

okay so i got home from a vacation or something and i hadn't fapped in like three days, right? so i was about to start fapping and saw my friend was skype calling me, but i accidentally accepted instead of declining, so i thought he wasn't seeing my video stream, and i started jerking it because i hadn't in like three days, and to my dismay i received a message in the chat that said "NICE rooster"

shame is i do have a nice rooster

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Off Topic / Re: Have you ever been caught fapping? If so tell story.

« on: September 20, 2012, 06:33:05 PM »

does fapping and remembering you're on a video chat with your male friend count

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Off Topic / Re: God loving damn it.

« on: September 20, 2012, 06:10:33 PM »

Real time strategies > Orgies.

it's an ad for an RTS game

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Off Topic / Re: The milk in my cereal tastes like ice cream?

« on: September 20, 2012, 06:10:02 PM »

why is ice cream tasting milk bad?

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Off Topic / Re: My mom wants to snoop through my stuff on my computer; what do I do?

« on: September 20, 2012, 06:06:19 PM »

try again motherforgeter


keep trying

if you were my kid i would have murdered you by now

your parents deserve to be treated nicely if they haven't shot you by now

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Off Topic / Re: what the forget 4chan

« on: September 20, 2012, 06:04:45 PM »

take srs action 4chan?

no thanks 4chan

i'm going to shoot up this liquor store with my parents's .22

come at me FBI

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Off Topic / Re: My mom wants to snoop through my stuff on my computer; what do I do?

« on: September 20, 2012, 06:02:50 PM »

Tell your mom to shut the forget up and let you do whatever you want to do and she cant do a goddamn thing about it because (hopefully) it is your computer

your parents control everything so long as you're living in their household

they can sure as hell do something about it

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Off Topic / Re: God loving damn it.

« on: September 20, 2012, 06:00:37 PM »

Only Google ads.
I get these all the time and I have never googled research or rome.

ever googled RTS or video game or real time strategy

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General Discussion / Re: Glass' Trench Wars (Locked For Updates)

« on: September 20, 2012, 05:58:57 PM »

Well I cant open because my dumbass of admins backed out on doing the terrain today, AGAIN. Im geting tired of them treating it like "Oh i'll take a week to do a simple task" jesus. Well. You can thank badger and brighter for not being on to do the cubescape mountains.

...get better admins

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Off Topic / Re: What's your favourite Element or Compound and why?

« on: September 20, 2012, 05:57:10 PM »

Oxygen is highly explosive therefore they use it as rocket fuel.

damn youuuu

you win this round

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Off Topic / Re: God loving damn it.

« on: September 20, 2012, 05:56:31 PM »

>looking on web with parent
>goes to a site with ads
>RON JEREMY FOUND THE SECRET TO A BIG rooster
>

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Off Topic / Re: What's your favourite Element or Compound and why?

« on: September 20, 2012, 05:55:31 PM »

cool, but the percentage that is oxygen is what keeps you alive.

:c

but mechs and robots aren't powered by oxygen so CHECKMATE WOO

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Off Topic / Re: What's your favorite kind of computer file?

« on: September 20, 2012, 05:54:27 PM »

Clone would.

clone would forget lizzyrascal, this doesn't prove anything

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Off Topic / Re: What's your favourite Element or Compound and why?

« on: September 20, 2012, 05:53:36 PM »

The metal that guns and computers are made out of

steel?
i don't think any actual "computers" are made fully of steel, but some cases are i guess

if you're talking of silicon or silicone you're wrong

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Off Topic / Re: What's your favorite kind of computer file?

« on: September 20, 2012, 05:51:12 PM »

Aruguments for getting your parents to buy Wintel:
"apple doesn't get viruses"
windows has a better range of security programs

"macs are better"
wrong, quite a bit of windows computers are better for less than apple

"macs are better for sound"
macs don't have sound cards

"windows are for tech nerds"
anyone who uses that excuse for buying macs are handicapped apes