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Drama / 'Joke' gallery threads

« on: February 20, 2012, 08:01:09 PM »

You know what I mean.
The stupid stuff that naturally occurs in the gallery board ever so often.
I mean stuff like this or this. It's really annoying, it clogs up the gallery and because somehow there is a huge amount of dipstuffs it always gets bumped to the top over actual builds by replies such as 'wowe cool built ur tha best'.
They should be made bannable and the people who make theim should feel very bad.

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Gallery / TAG's C-130 revamp revamp

« on: January 22, 2012, 08:14:58 AM »

Yep. Once more.
I just love C-130's.
This is the third one I made. So far the least crappy one.
The major issue was the roosterpit, again. But IMO I did a semi-good job.
This time I actually looked up information and dimensions (I took 1 foot = 1 stud) and it came out quite scaled.
This is just the ordinary C-130 Hercules, nothing fancy like guns or drones on this one. I'm working on a variant though.
C-130 timeline, rightmost is oldest.

Pictures of the new version:

[I sort of dislike this picture]











That's all really. I am planning to make some IFV's and Humvees to fit inside.
You may rate x/10 and constructively criticise.

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Drama / Nurgle - Troll, the obvious kind

« on: January 06, 2012, 04:56:12 PM »

So, the nice sir Nurgle comes into the Gallery board, and posts his nice map in the adventure thread.
he does so in a quite horribly stupid way.
This post used to be ridled by words such as 'motherforgeter', 'friends' and cetera, in a vein attempt to make him look cool. (Example: 'Download the map, motherforgeters'.
So at this point I see him as a complete handicap.
When I remark he has done such a stupid thing, he goes all supposedly-intelligent and tries to bitch himself out of it. What he doesn't get is that:
1 - You can't just hit and run without consequences
2 - being a full blown handicap at first, and then trying to be intelligent is one of the prime signs of a troll

Note how he edited this quote in another vein attempt to 'cover up evidence'.
EDITED

Name of map:Lighthouse Demo
Requirements: bot events, VCE variables, kamikazi truck, camera events, vehicle events, Zombie gamemode, TDM gamemode.
Colorsets: default!
Download link: In the atachments
Pictures: Sorry no images but play it anyways
*Theme: Its a lighthouse
*Story: Blow up a lighthouse to stop a army from landing on the beach
*Additonal informations: All by me Nurgle. Make a minigame with spawns (there are spawns already) and put yourself on a team called "A". There are cutscenes using cameras so dont leave a camera view until things stop happening.


Play it!
I made this in a few hours so its not too good

EDITED

Wow we are bitches.
We are totally under your league because you diminish us with your high end insults all the time.

Not sure if overreacting... or trolling?

but whatever it is, let us focus on the topic at hand... these adventure maps

Trollcalling on a normal reply to his stupidity.

What?
You are an idiot. You aren't cool for calling everyone your 'bitch'

You do not seem to see that I do not want to fight you. Lets put this matter aside and focus on making adventure maps. Thats is what this thread is for.

'I don't want to fight you', if you rob a store you can't say 'I don't want to go to jail, dumb cops.'

Walks up to group of black people.
'Hey, you are all gay mondays. Stupid richardhead motherforgeters!'
They start beating the stuff out of you.
'Wow what the forget don't you see I don't want to fight?'

Anyways, are GTA:SA-Freeroam maps with smaller 'missions' permitted aswell?

Wonderful (Horrible :c) brown townogy

Twice I have said that we should put our differences aside to make this thread successful and twice you have responded with insults and bad metaphors.However I will try to appease you and have changed the wording of my post to "accommodate" your needs. If you feel the need to rant, please make a post in the drama section where I will continue to (try) to calm you down. This thread is not for bickering it is for the sharing of maps. I'm sorry my post offended you I did not believe the community would be so sensitive. Now can we make maps in peace? But just in case I will be checking the drama section for a topic about me. Have a nice day :P

Him telling me to do this. He ends his quote in a casual 'have a nice day :P' because he thinks he made the best argument ever.

ID 15728

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Modification Help / Mobile AA mashtogether thing

« on: January 06, 2012, 09:31:51 AM »

So I have no idea how to write scripts in any form whatsoever, but adapting and smashing together values and parts of scripts is working quite well so far (Not releasing other's content of course).
So, the bot turret on top of a tank. I am trying to replace it with Heedicalking's AA turret.
So first I totally forget up trying to make it a vehicle on it's own, so I remembered how I can turn the turret into a horse with a horse ray.
10 minutes later I had a functioning AA gun ray. It works just fine, apart from 1 thing.
It does everything correctly, mounts well, fires, works, etc etc.
But when I use it on something that is NOT a client, EG the turret, it works but the coloring makes it completely black. I have no idea at all how I can make it use the color from the earlier, standard turret (With a recolored tank vehicle). Any help at all would be greatly appreciated, and even if that isn't possible or very hard, it would do to make it grey, so the outlines are actually visible.
Thanks in advance.

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Gallery / TAG's AH-64D Apache

« on: January 04, 2012, 04:13:46 PM »

AH-64D Apache attack helicopter.
Yup. Worked on this for a bit this evening, and actually finished it.
Cancel (19516) Helped me a bit with the pilot and gunner seats aswell as with the missile pods.
Took about 1-2 hours of work estimated.
Onward to the pictures.













It's an almost-exact replica of the AH-64D Apache, and I really like the way it came out.
You may rate x/10. Feel free to constructively criticise.

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Suggestions & Requests / A hazardous train that is accessible to everyone

« on: January 02, 2012, 06:53:17 PM »

Something just like Bushido's train, but you know, something everyone can use.
It makes deathmatches way more exiting by adding a form of 'natural' death.

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Off Topic / Why are the forums so addictive

« on: December 30, 2011, 09:16:17 PM »

No seriously, I see myself glued to the forums all the time.
It's 3:30AM now, and I keep saying 'just 1 more thread'.
How come that a bunch of slightly-above-average people can just make a bunch of threads that contain so much interesting stuff?
As for our huge arguments about whatnot, I really don't feel any worse about theforums because of those.
Somehow, I just keep coming back, and going away, with the feeling that I had fun here.

Discuss chronic forum addicion.

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Off Topic / WARNING - Solar flare wednesday, 13:00 GMT+1

« on: December 26, 2011, 12:34:12 PM »

See title.
Rememeber that thread about a solar flare?
That never really did anything?
Yeah now the sun is pissed and decided to fling the worst solar flare at us in recorded history.
So I suggest you shut down your PC and whatevers then to stop your stuff from being forgeted over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKV-GkE8vAg
http://spaceweather.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronal_mass_ejection
http://www.nasa.gov/

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Off Topic / Badspot's stuff on memebase?

« on: December 22, 2011, 06:56:40 PM »

I found this here on memebase, pretty old though.


http://memebase.com/category/challenge-accepted-2/page/3/
and
http://badspot.us/img/PonytailTheory.html
respectively.

Odd?

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Drama / Oh god No Sandvich is trying to come back

« on: December 22, 2011, 09:54:27 AM »

Oh forget stuff no 12 year old fingering.

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Music / Request - Stalemate button

« on: November 26, 2011, 08:00:30 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw3isCV63YE

From portal 2.
Just a little something nice for e to use in space battles c:

Would be very pleased if someone could do this.
Don't know if it fully fits though, 1:08 minutes.

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Drama / Medicat - Used cheatengine for blockland

« on: November 06, 2011, 09:31:32 AM »

Yes, Medicat is back.

Derp his sig.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=31508

he admits to having used cheatengine in the blockland demo.

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Gallery / Some house thing I am making

« on: November 04, 2011, 08:44:58 AM »

A little mansion.
I was semi-inspired by that huge mansion in BF3, and I decided to mildly adopt that style.
Be aware, this is a WIP. Just putting it up to ehar what can be improved.
I know the exterior is lacking, but that's just my weak spot.
Worked on this yesterday and today a bit.
Used that tree pack thing because I was lazy.

















Some credit goes to A Leprechaun for helping out a bit.

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Help / getSubStr(...): error, starting position and desired length must be >= 0: ...

« on: October 30, 2011, 04:02:18 PM »

This error.
When I start a server this happens.
And it appears an infinite amount of times.

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Off Topic / Holy stuff Intertoys has to be the gayest store around

« on: October 29, 2011, 10:41:55 AM »

So I went to the intertoys to buy Battlefield 3 and stuff.
For Xbox 360.
So they don't have that anymore. So I take the PC version.
And they don't let me buy it.
Because.
I AM NOT 16 YEARS OF AGE.
Had to vent and stuff.