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Off Topic / bat-stuff handicapped forget thinks cat + inception trailer music = traumatizing scary

« on: December 09, 2010, 10:42:59 PM »

original video
WHY

I wouldn't be surprised AT ALL if she likened the thought of burning cats alive.

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General Discussion / What is Blockland's ultimate limit in graphical and performance updates?

« on: December 07, 2010, 06:34:46 PM »

Does anyone have any idea at what point Blockland will simply not be able to improve in graphics and performance no matter how much updates it gets due to its base engine?

Or is there no limits (within the technology of our time, obviously) because the engine can be freely modified?

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Suggestions & Requests / Footstep sounds

« on: December 07, 2010, 06:27:55 PM »

not much more to explain
(+ slight randomizer in sounds per step to reduce annoyance)

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Off Topic / Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

« on: December 05, 2010, 10:56:56 AM »

The idea is that you can write an extremely stuffty story by desperate attempt to form a story, characters, a preposition, and a conclusion of sorts in under sixty seconds while not allowed to see what you are actually writing to prevent any attempt at fixing anything. You are also not allowed to use backspace or delete.
Suggestion is to base the story off of something you like.
Perhaps some of the outcomes may be reminiscent of squirrelking's works.

Online timer: http://www.online-stopwatch.com/

AUDIO RENDITIONS:
These are stories I found messed up or funny enough to attempt and make an audio version of. Yes, I am embarrassed of these.


THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES

New story because the last one sucked rooster

THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES

oncejf upon a timw thernxe was a prinjncesas wwwhioo livvverthed in s big dcastle. THre casTlen wats verrtuy stuffty. one daeaasy, a prince came to thue stufftethy cstledsd. he triedd to clinbbd thw stuffty caryugle, but thw stuffety casktke w\s too stuffty, anfd ijnt loveploded andd died. TBE pricnesrx died tooo. the princez was executewcd for being a douce bagh ancddhg killing the princezs andn teh stuffteh casfltle. tehsn th4y alll diddied.
teh loving end

ADRENALINE

I woke up, with swaeat drioppping from myu gorejhead. I wondfered whjen it would come and get me. I looked at my watcj/ midnighe. I wished goer the radience of the sun, as i hated the night. all the shafows, leering over me just made me want to sit a little inside. I tried to sleep again, bu tit was to no avai. as io

oh my god what did i just type

"AXIS"

,axis ;ppl at the generator when something came up on his face no just kiddigng a messafge came up and it said oh noes singularity immemntn max sis a poopy whoipe in his pants and ran out byr things happend and the city was gone

max survived he ran to a abandond store and took evertinh and punched some trees and crafted planks and make sticks and a shovel and went under ground where he got killed by man eating spiders


the end

"BLUE CHEESE"

ONCE APON AN TIME THERE WAS AN BOY WHO DID AN THING AND MADE SOME DINNER
he then easploderd abd are cgeese ,
 blue cheese/
the end

What I attempted to type:
Once upon a time there was a boy who did a thing and made some dinner.
He then exploded and ate cheese,
blue cheese.
The end

JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS

john the time traveling space antalope and his friend mr wiggums,
BY JOVE WIGGUMS I'VE FALLEN INTO SOME KIND OF ELECTRICAL TRAP THING, BLIMEY, HE SEPONDED, I'LD BETTER GET YOU OUT THEN I GUESS. SO HE DID. THEN THEY TRAVELED IN TIME FOREVER. THE END.

Please send all cheques to..me.

"COOKIES"

once t here was a boy who abted ti naje sine ciijuesm si ge vajed tgen ub ab iven, then it blow up, and he went into the hospital, amd je hot a face transplant.
oh god what.
Translation:
Once there was a bot who wanted to make some cookies, so he baked them in an oven, then it blew up, and he went into the hospital, and he had a face transplant.

THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH

The Miner and the Magic Woodfish
By Man 2

ONce upon a time there was  a miner named Joseph who lived in the magical mining kingdom of Chile. One time, while mining, he discovered a magical fish made of wood. It could walk and talk and fire deadly weapons just like any other fish could. The fish said to him, "JOSEPH DIE!" and shot Joseph to death with his dorsal fin lasers.

End

"DARK PLACE"

i looked into the deep black of the void in which i sat. it wasnt cold, or hot, nothing exists in the void. just me. just me. i feel the walls of the place i call home. dark, no feeling, there is noting, a imaginarry entity placed there as an obstical, impassible. i sat, in my dark place alone.


my dark place alone, my soul.

FRIGGIN' DRAGONS

FRIGGIN' DRAGONS

THERE WAS A DRAGON, A GREEN ONE. HE WAS FAT AND UGLY AND STUPID. HE NEEDED TO LOSE WEIGHT AND BE HANDSOME AND BE SMARTER
THE END

THE GIANT

The giant

there was a giant who lived in the mountains who want to eat dinnerso he ate peoples
and peoples said no and giant said yes and peoples said you suck giant and giant sad
the end

SPACE CATS

SPACE CATS

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED ANDY WHO LOVED DUCKS SO MUCH THAT HE WOKE ONE MORNING TO BE A DUCK "Oh no I am a duck quack" SO ANDY MUST GO ON A ADVENTURE TO PSPACE CAT MOUNTAIN TO BECBACK INTO A BOY BUT HE HAS TO GO INTO THE DRAGONS CAVE, THE TROLL BRIDGE, AND THEN LISTEN THROUGH THE BACK PACK SONG TO GET TO THE RAINBOW.WHILE ON THE WAYH, HE SHALL INCOUNTER A MAP THAT IS ON CRACK. QUACK.

EIND

MT. PANTS

Once upon a time I peed in mt pants and died. then I came alive and exploded. ueu.

"STUPID EMO LAWN"

I HATE EVERYTHING

Once upon a time there was a STUPID EMO LAWN THAT CUT ITSELF AND WHEN IT DIED EVERYONE WAS HAPPY THE END

"IKETHEGENERIC"

The little brave brat of hell called ikethegeneriac/ hje was a awesp,e bpy wjp had ;pts pf fims/ sp,eto,es o wpmder wjtjer je was se;f arrpgamt pr kist [;aom awesp,e/ je was a;sp tjos dide wjp [pstseds pm b;pcl;amd a;pt/ ueaj sp 6- seconds times up/


Wtf did I just type.

"PHYCO_MAN57"

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JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?

I want to do a sequel to my story.

JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING SPACE ANTALOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS
MR WIGGUMS I CANT FIND YOU YOU'RE INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING
I AM OVER HERE SIR BEHIN D THIS LARGE TREE
OH THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN
LETS HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT

THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA

I name this "The Food Giving CrCIA"

Once someone trued t = fuve ne sinetgubg ti eat vyt u sad nbo ab tgeb u was gybdrt kater abd asjed fir sn=inetgubg i eat abd tgey sad bi and u was kuje :wky nab: abd gt was kuje "u alreadt ATE UT" abd u screaned abd dued

Christ that was horrible.

"ONCE UPON A TIME"

once upon a time

there aeas onece a person who fared and then he dieded the almost end becuase he then baught blockland and then he played it but he was idoit and he wwas shjunned upom the people and then he quite then he trolled the forums and his name was rookie

then eng

"2OLLUX"

hii ii'm 2ollux and today we are goiing to teach you how to be not 2uch a forgetiing loser okay 2tep one, 2tfu and 2top wiith the CUNT 2 10 TOPICICS YOU IIDIIOT2 GOT DAMN forgetIING 2HIT monday2 WAIIT IS2 THII2 IIN CAP2 I II CANT TELL CUZ IIM CLO2ING MY EYE2 forget MY LII2P LOL WAIT WAHT OKAY LOOK AT THII2 0U0 OH QIT THAT2 2TUPIID OH WELL

"FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"

Each of these was written in 60 seconds.

fables of the universe and everything in it
this timeless collection of fables from eons ago will warm your heart and sanswer your burning questions, like how the camel got its bump or why the tuttle is faster than the rabbit. this tim collection of fables has been carefully arranged by world renknowned scholar and student wedge, a

how tuttle beat rabbit
turtle and rabibt raced a lot and turtle always lost. Hahaaha you are too slow said the rabbit. Turtule was angry so he decided to bea t the rabbit at the race. They hand a new race and this time turtle had a trick. He paid fox with some  hash to kill the rabbit. the reace began and the fox ate the rabbit

the morale is do not get eaten by a fox

the tale of the kking and the butterfly
there once was a king who hated his wife a lot so he wished she would turn into a buttefly. Well she did turn into a butterfly and the king got very upset because his wife was gone. so he killed the butterfly and then she turned back into a woman except she wass dead.

the morale of the store is to not be a butterfly

how the camel got its hump
the camel started off as a horse. he was always going around the desert and he was always very thirsty because there was not water in the desert. one day he found a lake and he drank up the whole lake because he was very thirsty and it turned into a big lump on his back

you should always be very thirsty when you see a lake because something good might happen

the fox and the grapes
in africa one day there was a fox and a girraffe which is like a horse with a long neck. there was a tree and it had some grapes growing in it. The giraffe ate some grapes but the fox couldn't eat them so he called the girraffe names and ate dates instead.

dates are known around the wrold as being a lame fruit, don't be a fox and eat some grapes

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Off Topic / "The Joker Blog"

« on: November 30, 2010, 09:47:59 PM »

Has anyone else seen this? It's pretty interesting and funny imo.

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Off Topic / this thing produces pure oxygen yet people complain about its looks

« on: November 29, 2010, 08:04:03 PM »

seriously

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Games / what the forget is so great about black ops

« on: November 20, 2010, 03:15:55 PM »

Seriously, I've been asking this to everyone and nobody has given me a straight answer. Nobody has pointed out any good reason why everyone should be worshiping it so loving much. What's so loving REVOLUTIONARY about it?

By the way, I haven't played any of the other Call of Duty's. I therefore have no current opinion on the game. I just know its really loving popular. But what makes Black Ops so much better?

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Off Topic / Example of things that make me hate humanity in general

« on: November 17, 2010, 02:33:52 PM »

Recently I've been having a growing disgust of our race. Whether or not it has to do with me recently moving back to the USA is not entirely the point.
Here's one exemplary reason:

Google Search Suggestions aren't great at positively portraying humanity

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Off Topic / A manipulative for an experiment only applicable to plants w/ airborne roots?

« on: November 13, 2010, 11:57:45 AM »

I've been trying to come up with an original variable to change that could possibly be conducive to plant growth while using aeroponics to no avail. Does anyone have any suggestions as to what I could use as a manipulative that'd only be of use if the plant in question was using aeroponics? Thanks in advance.
All irrelevant responses are to be ignored, sorry.

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Games / SWEET BRO adn HELLA JFEF; the GAME!!!

« on: November 10, 2010, 05:20:38 PM »

its fiNALLY OUT,,,.... THE GAME!!!!!


[size=0pt]]click the piture you stuptid forgetass[/size]

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Games / Mr. T: The Video Game

« on: November 07, 2010, 12:34:23 PM »

WITH HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICK WILL WRIGHT
lmao

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Games / On account of people complaining about Spore's representation of evolution

« on: November 07, 2010, 12:05:51 PM »

I used to be one of these people... but honestly, Spore is obviously not representing the mechanics of evolution literally.
The reasons for the lack of natural selection and other massively important mechanics to evolution are that it is nearly impossible to create a game from that... And it would take away one of the original main concepts of the game; that being user created content: such as the creature creator.
I am somewhat a very rationally driven person, completely aghast at the ideas those following religions make in fruitless attempts to connect their incompatible beliefs to reality.
As much as I'd like to see a game that realistically presented a procedurally created biosphere of creatures that develop based on their environments, that wouldn't be Spore. Spore is not only the above idea, albeit dimmed down, but a means of incorporating as much user-generated content as possible.
I once saw someone say that the more creative you are, the more you can enjoy Spore.

Alright, an explanation for Spore's metaphor for evolution: it is not literally depicting the mechanics of evolution, but rather making several metaphors that should make sense to those who already understand its mechanics.
The creature creator is a core concept for Spore, and with a certain level of realism would be impossible. It does pertain to certain evolutionary processes however... As a player is confronted with an impassable situation; such as having not enough abilities to befriend or wipe out another species, the player generally has the creature mate and edit the next generation; which in reality has random mutation as a consequence, but really, is that any fun?
Also, when looking back at one's 'history', more often that not it really appears that the creature underwent procedural, gradual changes over time in response to environment. I may be missing many, many other points, but whatever.

tl;dr, people shouldn't take Spore's representation of evolution seriously and really notice all the revolutionary technology -yes, many of the mechanics of Spore have never been dealt with before- laid out in Spore and just try to enjoy it- it's just a game.

I don't feel like I'm going to return to this thread as starfishs are probably just going to give me prolonged pollution to my thoughts after reading their posts.

Discuss and flame me.

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Off Topic / OH them

« on: November 04, 2010, 07:45:14 PM »

You know who I'm generalizing.
lmfao
awesometechnology, watch this first


Funny moron, might be a troll or satire though. I really hope this guy isn't being serious, anyway.

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Suggestions & Requests / A disguise kit that doesn't forget up TDM uniforms on spawn

« on: October 24, 2010, 07:46:53 PM »

The current disguise does this. I suggest this be fixed, it's terrible.

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Modification Help / runforce = ## * 90 - What's it mean?

« on: October 22, 2010, 03:05:22 PM »

You know that variable in playertypes that's called runforce? I often find that it's value is some number multiplied by 90, or ## * 90, example being 100 * 90 in quake player.
What's this mean?
Is Quake's runforce literally 9000 or is it something else?