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Off Topic / Re: I'm getting eaten alive by rabid ticks.

« on: June 12, 2011, 07:05:43 PM »

We had a dog that would eat the ticks that came off her.
But she only ate bloated ones, and only the ones that came off her.

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Off Topic / Re: What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

« on: June 11, 2011, 11:13:41 PM »

i get paid 30 dollars for mowing my lawn, thats all
im getting paid this summer to do a stuff ton of yardwork, 10 dollars an hour for my dad

Gee whiz, I only got 7 dollars.

A WEEK.
And before that I had 5 dollars a week.
And due to my dad's unemployment I don't have an allowance anymore.

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Off Topic / Re: What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

« on: June 11, 2011, 11:09:33 PM »

My mother and father shot me to Earth and then I was Superman.

Superman doesn't exist silly.
You're an imposter.

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Off Topic / Re: What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

« on: June 11, 2011, 11:08:14 PM »

pfft

My parents died and then I was Batman

My aunt and uncle were blasted by Stromtroopers and then I was Luke Skywalker

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Off Topic / Re: What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

« on: June 11, 2011, 11:06:36 PM »

You think you have it bad?

I got in trouble for a robbery I didn't do and got sent to some hot ass desert to dig holes 22 hours a day, 8 days a week. Trust me. It's terrible.

That's nowhere as near as bad as mine, man.
You're lucky.

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Off Topic / Re: Scuba Diving Forum Game!

« on: June 11, 2011, 11:05:27 PM »

* Altered escaped in a top-secret government space jet and kills Menen 1986-Unicron style, freeing the world.

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Off Topic / Re: Scuba Diving Forum Game!

« on: June 11, 2011, 11:04:04 PM »

* Altered replenishes the ocean by dumping the water back in.

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Off Topic / Re: What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

« on: June 11, 2011, 11:02:40 PM »

You guys think you have it bad?
Try living on a farm in the middle of a desert, with your mom dead and your father an evil dictator, raised by your aunt and uncle with few friends. You must do nothing but work all day just to get a few drops of water because of how harsh the land is to humans, and don't forget the crime here! The crime is overwelming, even the most seemingly nice polititian has his fingers in something evil. And the cities? Terrible condition, full of casinos, pubs, etc.

Trust me, it's HORRIBLE!

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Off Topic / Re: Scuba Diving Forum Game!

« on: June 11, 2011, 10:58:09 PM »

* Altered sends a nuke from orbit to destroy shadowed999

's tv

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Off Topic / Re: What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

« on: June 11, 2011, 10:56:46 PM »

You think you have room to complain? I live in the middle of nowhere, I don't get paid at all, My Aunt and Uncle do nothing but work on the farmland all day with their stupid farmhands. Who also happen to be the only ones who get paid. It's a dump down here in Kansas and I get high off of tornadoes and yellow colored bricks. Sometimes I even talk to the scarecrow because it sucks so bad down here.

Hi Dorothy

haha i am king of page2!!!!11

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Off Topic / Re: What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

« on: June 11, 2011, 10:53:09 PM »

forget allowances

when I was a boy, I had no allowance and I lived in a stuffty shack with my poor ass parents and a grandmother who stays in bed 24/7 rolling around in her own stuff. Once a year I'd get a loving 2 dollar chocolate bar, and the best thing that happened was that I got a loving ticket to get a tour around a chocolate manufacturing plant by some child rapist in a purple hat.

"if i didn't get an allowance, neither should you!"

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Off Topic / Re: What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

« on: June 11, 2011, 10:50:18 PM »

A dollar for every chore.

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Off Topic / Re: Deal or no deal

« on: June 11, 2011, 10:48:39 PM »

No.

Sunglasses, $400,000,000.

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Forum Games / Re: Game: Bizzare foods

« on: June 11, 2011, 10:47:23 PM »

Alright, here's an actual bizarre food:


Not shopped.

I saw that at my wal-mart. :o

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Off Topic / Re: Mom walks in on me, my room smells like smoke.

« on: June 11, 2011, 10:45:01 PM »

how punny!!

I guess

You're right

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA