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Off Topic / Re: Wanna read about Caution's life? :D
« on: October 20, 2011, 08:46:47 PM »
Having a car shouldn't make you feel spoiled.
It should make you feel like you have a car.

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This topic is now about jaffa cakes.

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Off Topic / Re: stuff.
« on: October 20, 2011, 03:46:08 PM »
Rather ambiguous title we have here.

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Off Topic / Re: Omar Khaddafy is dead
« on: October 20, 2011, 09:40:10 AM »
Do it like an Egyptian and Mummify the guy.

...then if we're wrong about him being dead, at least we'd be entertained by reading about it in the newspaper.

Ha.

Though I don't read the newspaper. :l

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Off Topic / Re: Omar Khaddafy is dead
« on: October 20, 2011, 09:34:19 AM »
"Is he dead?"

*poke*

"Probably."

I'd shoot him a few more times just to make sure.

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Off Topic / Re: Omar Gaddafi is dead
« on: October 20, 2011, 09:31:05 AM »
Did he died lool look at me im Kalp

If this is true, then cool I guess. I haven't heard much about him other than he's some dictator or something.

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Forum Games / Re: The Vault 1.0 - Text Roleplay | APPLY NOW!
« on: October 20, 2011, 09:27:04 AM »
??? nods his head then looks at a small map posted on the wall of the cloning room. So I go through Storage, the Main Room, the Armory and then to the Bedrooms. Simple enough. ??? starts to head to the Bedroom. Storage... Main Room... Armory... Bedroom. I'm here. Nobody else had gotten to the room yet, but he heard people following him so he assumed some came with him. He looked at the beds to choose one but they all looked the same, so he just hopped on the closest one to the door. This one will be mine. He looked around and waited for the others to arrive by doing some math equations in his head. Soon some others arrived, but not all of them. They picked out some beds and got on them, waiting, like him, for others or instructions.



Arrrgg it's so hard to write in third person because I'm used to actualy being the person in the story and I keep putting "I" and "me" and stuff. D:

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WHY WOULD THEY SHOOT THE loving ANIMALS

GOD DAMN

That's like, really loving stupid. "oh hurr durr lets shoot 50+ lions who gives a flying forget if they're endangered!!"

That statement was like, really loving stupid.

"oh hurr durr lets shoot 50+ lions that pose a threat to the loving town!!"

Would you rather kill a few lions rather then have them eat some people?
We have more lions, it's not we'll kill them all.

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Neither because you'll never wear them in public.

Someone doesn't have enough money to buy a Steve head :cookieMonster:

I think you should get the foam pickaxe but if this is for halloween then the steve head.

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Off Topic / Re: ITS WORLD SERIES TIME
« on: October 19, 2011, 09:37:59 PM »
being fat is an American sport too but we have fat people in Canada

Haha so funny.

Go shovel some snow from your front porch or hunt reindeer or some Canadian stuff.

Fixed.

Somewhat true, but the modern version was "created" by America.

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Off Topic / Re: ITS WORLD SERIES TIME
« on: October 19, 2011, 09:34:59 PM »
Toronto Blue Jays baseball team.

But baseball is an American sport! >:(

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Off Topic / Re: ITS WORLD SERIES TIME
« on: October 19, 2011, 09:33:59 PM »
Silly Americans.
You do not know a man's sport if it bit you on the ass.

Isn't hockey pretty much the only sport you can play because of all the ice and slush up in Canada? :cookieMonster:

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Forum Games / Re: The Vault 1.0 - Text Roleplay | APPLY NOW!
« on: October 19, 2011, 09:32:09 PM »
Yay I've been added



??? exits his cryopod and looks around, contemplating his surroundings. He looks at the cryopod's label. "Genetic Experement 1". So I'm an experement. I wonder if the others are too? He walk towards two people next to a cryopod and wave "hi" to them, then read the label. "Clone of John Redman". Hmm. He then turns to leave to inspect the other labels. They all state that the person inside is a clone of somebody, lots are empty. So I'm unique. Yay. "Hey", one of the people says to him. "Who are you?" ??? shakes his head and moves his shoulders up in an "I don't know" movement. "Oh. Well, I'm John. Hi." ??? waves again, then waves again to the person next to him. I wonder what happens now.



Hope that wasn't too long, also when I have italics it's when ??? is thinking.

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Creativity / Re: THE FUNNIEST COMIC STARRING SESON EGHT
« on: October 19, 2011, 09:20:06 PM »
The posts are now like an average YT comment section, some comments about how much it used to rock, most quoting parts of the comic, etc.

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we have a cannon the dispenser

You can also make an obsidian TNT cannon with 2 TNT blocks, one explodes and ignites and "shoots" the other TNT to blow something/someone to kingdom come.

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