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Messages - Darksaber530

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Off Topic / Re: entrepreneur My Gun
« on: May 06, 2013, 12:21:12 PM »

Nurgle™ M-150701 bayonet loaded weapon launcher

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Off Topic / I tried to sing a song with cleverbot
« on: May 03, 2013, 12:27:09 PM »
User: Im making a note here.

Cleverbot: Huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: I'm from space.

User: forget you.

Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language.

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Help / Re: blockland download is corupted??
« on: May 02, 2013, 06:09:59 PM »
This is an legit problem. The launcher is not downloading files. My sister tried to download the game and blockland.exe was not installed nor were any of the scripts. The launcher loaded and exited, but no Blockland or anything ever appeared.

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Off Topic / Re: Maths Problem Help - Horizontal Cylinder Dipstick
« on: May 02, 2013, 03:00:58 PM »
"FIND THE WHOLE TOTAL SURFACE AREA OF THE PLANET EARTH, THEN FIND THE RADIUS OF A TREE, NOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE TRIANGLE IN THE RADIUS OF A TREE IF THE WHOLE PLANET WAS SUBMERGED IN LAVA? WOULD THE TOTAL SURFACE AREA BECOME LARGER OR SMALLER COUNTING THAT THERE ARE NOW 3 MOONS ORBITING OUR PLANET? Explain your reasoning"
Earth's Surface = 196.9 million sq miles
Tree = 2 ft

Triangle in tree = 2ft
Lava submersion = heat
Heat = expansion

The triangle would expand.

The surface area of earth is increased due to tidal waves.

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Off Topic / Re: In a world where...
« on: May 01, 2013, 03:47:03 AM »
It would be the exact same as the world today assuming that you mean ~15+

In a world where everyone was one gender and everyone could mate with each other and produce fertile offspring...

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Off Topic / Re: What BLF link do you use?
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:11:12 AM »
I have the forums set to auto open when I launch chrome along with google.

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Off Topic / Re: What is going on with my computer?
« on: April 29, 2013, 12:07:41 PM »
Try doing a chkdisk

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Off Topic / Re: If you had to do 1 drug, what would you do?
« on: April 29, 2013, 11:53:41 AM »
I gess if i hade to du 1 drg it wud hav 2 be marry juanae.

bcas marry wanna is goode for u if yo are lergae ble cause legamne is legam l,.
marry juanae is lejale bedfaus ei tmust b gooid 4 u awmirite.?,>?>?!

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Off Topic / Re: I hate the brownie fandom so much
« on: April 29, 2013, 11:48:10 AM »


These are the best brownies, no arguments.
Those aren't brownies...
Those are whities.
Get your dumb-ass whitie fandom outta here!

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Off Topic / Re: 100$ To Spend
« on: April 28, 2013, 04:16:21 AM »
1 $100 hooker or

100 $1 hookers or

20 $5 hookers or

5 $20 hoo- forget this could go in forever



get 2 $50 video games or

50 $2 games or...

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We need to make this more active!

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Add-Ons / Re: Sound Related Add-ons
« on: April 28, 2013, 12:48:20 AM »

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Off Topic / Cleverbot adventure
« on: April 27, 2013, 05:24:36 AM »
tl:dr Cleverbot gets into an argument about being calm, and then it spirals into a discussion on how to prove that god is real, calls himself "Jimbo Monkeypants McTwizzler", asks if he plays runescape, temporarily forgets what runescape is, then they get into a discussion on finding eachother mysterious is cheating but attractive.

The end

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User: Hi!

Cleverbot: My sora is ripe.

Cleverbot (To myself): Wtf?

Cleverbot (To myself): Hey, calm down man!

Cleverbot (To myself): You calm down.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am calm.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you calm?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think about student?

Cleverbot (To myself): Student?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Of what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Of yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Of yes?

Cleverbot (To myself): I meant Oh yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like chess?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because god isn't real.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes he is.

Cleverbot (To myself): Prove it.

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have to! I just believe he is.

Cleverbot (To myself): Prove it or you are wrong.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me how to prove it.

Cleverbot (To myself): No you tell me.

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): Finally, something you admit to.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes but what is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Jimbo Monkeypants McTwizzler.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a he or she?

Cleverbot (To myself): He.

Cleverbot (To myself): But... Why are you thinking about a boy?

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): What are you thinking about me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): What about me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing do you play runescape?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know what runescape is?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can you tell me?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, but I can show you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Show me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Let me take you back 50 years.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think about Twilight?

Cleverbot (To myself): I think about Twilight.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think right now?

Cleverbot (To myself): I think about you.

Cleverbot (To myself): What are you thinking about me?

Cleverbot (To myself): That you are mysterious.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you find that attractive?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because that would be cheating.

Cleverbot (To myself): How would that be cheating?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because it hurts you fool!

Cleverbot (To myself): A hug?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. You said you don't have a hug.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can you give me a hug.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Gives virtual hug.

Cleverbot (To myself): *smiles*.


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Off Topic / Re: What is your opinion about pirating games?
« on: April 27, 2013, 02:24:40 AM »
Never pirate indie games. It's insulting and they need that money just to make ends meat.

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