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Off Topic / Re: carrot Generator

« on: May 30, 2014, 10:06:04 PM »

I really don't know how this would work

The ring around the head covers your hole, and the area its attached to is flexible. So you turn it inside-out to force it into someone.

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Off Topic / Re: How much would it cost to buy all of Blockland?

« on: May 30, 2014, 10:03:47 PM »

Approximately $762,500 is the total amount of money Badspot has made from the game, so he'd probably sell it for that.

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Off Topic / Re: The last book or movie you saw is now the name of your snake

« on: May 30, 2014, 09:29:55 PM »

Face/Off. I interject doves.

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Off Topic / Re: carrot Generator

« on: May 30, 2014, 09:28:37 PM »

A long (just over a foot) carrot with a maximum girth of 1 inch, and a minimum of .9 inches. Weight for dense silicone is 605 grams (almost 1.5 lbs) and low density silicone is 429 grams (.9 lbs). Due to the limitations of the generator, I couldn't make a file for printing because it was over 150 mm long.

If you can make a thin part of the carrot somewhere in between 25-50mm long, it can be a proper buttplug.

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Off Topic / Re: carrot Generator

« on: May 30, 2014, 08:55:21 PM »

Can it fit a youth?

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Off Topic / Re: carrot Generator

« on: May 30, 2014, 08:46:14 PM »

-snip-
this one could reasonably serve as a carrot.

A bit thin, but it's definitely something.

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Off Topic / Re: carrot Generator

« on: May 30, 2014, 08:24:48 PM »

those depths seem a little short

Average length and diameter of a real snake is 5" long and 2.5" thick.

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General Discussion / Re: What would you like to see in a Blockland Horror Map?

« on: May 30, 2014, 07:45:40 PM »

Something that makes you feel helpless.

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Off Topic / Re: carrot Generator

« on: May 30, 2014, 07:36:18 PM »

Still have yet to see someone make a carrot that can be physically used. Here's some dimensions to help with that:

Vagina

• Depth: About 4 inches
• Diameter: About 2 inches, but it can stretch to almost twice its size

Rectum

• Depth: About 5 inches before bending towards your left hip into the large intestine
• Diameter: Barely anything, but it can stretch. A lot.

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Off Topic / Re: So uh, comcast did doubled my speed

« on: May 30, 2014, 04:12:08 PM »

Right now the fastest internet speed I can get is 20Mbps. That's fast, but nowhere near as fast as in other states with the same ISP.

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Help / Re: Weird Glitch

« on: May 30, 2014, 04:03:10 PM »

Please post the solution so other people with the same problem know how to fix it.

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Off Topic / Re: I just made a huge discovery

« on: May 30, 2014, 03:46:58 PM »

Thinking about it, Blockland is the first online, sandbox, and indie game I've ever played.

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Games / Don't be an idiot, go buy the Humble Weekly Bundle

« on: May 30, 2014, 03:14:35 PM »

I can't link it right now due to a school proxy, but holy stuff. RPG Maker VX Ace, pretty much all the DLC and additional software for it, and a bunch of games made in the software, for TWELVE loving DOLLARS. How the hell do you turn that down!? There's at least $150 worth of content and you only have to pay like 8% of it. Seriously, go buy this bundle right now.

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Off Topic / Re: ow ow OW that hurts vpain

« on: May 30, 2014, 03:01:16 PM »

48 hour binge of Ride to Hell Retribution.

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Off Topic / Re: What's your summer looking like?

« on: May 30, 2014, 02:03:24 PM »

Attend CONvergence, watch SGDQ, go on a $150-ish shopping spree from birthday money, and play the absolute forget out of Project Diva.