God damn I hate when people do this. Don't do guys I have a story but not sure if I should share. It always makes people want to hear it more.
Yeah ik what you mean but its a long story and idk if you guys want to hear burn stories but whatever ill start typing it up.
EDIT: Story time
The
Turn Burn of The Century (wall of text)
So yesterday around 3 'o clock I left my dads house to go into town and hangout with my friend and get some weed. I told my dad I was going to my friends house which was a usual routine (he doesn't get up in my business a lot either) but I meet my friend at the local Wendys. He calls up his guy, his guy gets here brings us a FAT as nug of SUPER DANK crystal ridden, sticky medical and an extra spliff for 50 bucks my cash. This nug was probably the biggest pickup I had gotten EVER. So we leave the Wendys and skate over to this place by the lake. So this place is on the other side of a shopping complex a bit down the road. Behind an office building is a big slope then around the bottom a big fence with a gap in it to crawl through. From the parking lot to the bottom it is about a 15ft brick wall hard to explain but you get the point that its pretty damn out of the way. So we light up this spliff and start smoking and talking and such. The spliff was a little more than half way done when all of the sudden out of the corner of my eye I see someone coming down the hill behind the fence. Now at this point I'm baked as forget but its chill I just hold the spliff down towards the ground so the person doesn't see. But upon further inspection I realize it was my mom. Holy loving ass stuff balls, I freaked out and was like "yo dude thats my mom bounce " then crushed the spliff but this was about the last thing I would ever expect and the complete last way to get burned. At that point I was forgeted had no were to go and it wouldn't matter she knows its me. So my friend leaves and hes freaking out (totally wouldn't blame him there is nothing he could have done to help me) and my mom starts SCREAMING at him saying "WHERE IS MY SON?" and such. I don't know what she was trying to accomplish because she knew I was right there and could see me but he was freaking out and my mom kept asking for his name but he just left. Now at this point I'm pretty much convinced that she had literally somehow triangulated my phone. (I know it sounds dumb but I was high) She continues screaming at me and telling me to get in the car. So I just go with it knowing there is no way out. So she is freaking out and my mom is the kind of person that is incredibly ignorant on the subject of Marijuana. She thinks its a disease and my friend is a drug dealer and that weed is a gateway drug and that I will do heroin blah blah blah. So she drive to my dads and bangs on his door and window until he comes downstairs and opens the door. I just tell my dad everything before my mom. I'm also still high as forget and my eyes are red as the devils richard. My dad gets upset but my mom is screaming and making a scene and all the questions and stuff are overwhelming but my dad is more mad my mom than me. My dad has always been incredibly reasonable and he was being reasonable. He took everything away including my fat ass nug :( and my mom took me to her house. Then she made me give her all the information and his name. I made up a name and called him Will and deleted all the other information and numbers. I just didn't give her anything because I'm not going to rat a friend out. She said she would go to the police if I didn't but I knew the only reason she wanted the info was to take it to the police anyways lol. So she went to the police and came back they said to come back on monday because they couldn't really do anything about my friend being a "drug dealer" In reality the police really don't care so I'm sure nothing is going to happen with it but she thinks otherwise haha. Now my mom says she forgot she had to go to dinner with her friend so she calls my dad and tells him to pick me up WTF I was just there. So my dad comes back and gets me but he had plans to go out bowling in a tournament (thats his thing) but he has to cancel them because of my mom. So now he is 10 times more pissed off at my mom than me and my mom is telling him that its all his fault I did this (along with my 22 year old sister) and that he is a bad parent. So he just gets in his car and tells her to "write a paragraph about it" and just drives off. My mom is also really rude and she doesn't acknowledge the fact that even though they are divorced he does all kinds of stuff for her like house work, favors and fixing stufft. So my dad and I just go home and hes pretty reasonable about it but still mad and I told him that it was my fault that he couldn't go bowling and he said it was alright and also a lot of my moms fault because my mom was more out of line than me. So we just ended up chilling out and watching a movie. But I pretty much can't smoke at all at least for a while because my stuff is taken away and I'm under close watch. But I am considering just stopping till I'm and adult and can fully make my own decisions because this activity isn't very sustainable because of my moms ignorance and irrational behavior. It actually turned out that my mom never tracked me or whatever but she happened to be running errands across the street at the EXACT same time (just think I could have avoided this if I came maybe 5 minutes early or late) and just saw me and him in the parking lot and thought he was "low life scum" so she just went in the direction we left to smoke and checked every possibly reasonable place we could be hiding and found us. So I'm just sitting here now in my room playing Blockland but my laptop will also be soon taken away when I go to my moms when my dad gets back from wherever he is and takes me to my moms.
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