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Off Topic / Re: Violently insult the above user

« on: April 12, 2012, 06:56:16 PM »

I love you

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Off Topic / Re: Brother Just Had Oral/Nasal Surgery

« on: April 12, 2012, 06:55:13 PM »

I got 8 teeth pulled out and they had to numb me like hardcore and they gave grape flavored nitrous.

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Off Topic / Re: Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse Tyson signed their names in my science class.

« on: April 12, 2012, 06:53:50 PM »

My science teacher met bill nye in person at a science conference and she said he was an starfish

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Off Topic / Re: I like to hunt small animals

« on: April 12, 2012, 05:09:26 PM »

Watch out for pusillanimous individual neighbors. One time a shot a crow with an air rifle and my neighbor called the cops on me for "firearm"discharge within city limits.

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Off Topic / Re: My brother keeps leaving tabs of research on my iPod.

« on: April 10, 2012, 08:43:10 PM »

He doesn't give a forget either, and he doesn't even masturbate to it.

Thats good cuz you don't want his nasty fap hand on ur ipod

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Off Topic / Re: Violently insult the above user

« on: April 10, 2012, 08:40:54 PM »

monday

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Off Topic / Re: ~The Avatar Megathread~ (Poll)

« on: April 10, 2012, 08:36:49 PM »

So it has to be made by you not downloaded

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

« on: April 10, 2012, 08:33:37 PM »

Stranger: hey,14 m uk gay here. Looking for a man from england to suck me off

You: thats nice

You: im 14

You: but not gay

You: and not in the uk'

You: so oh well

Stranger: :(

You: dude

You: look elsewere

Stranger: would you suck me off though?

You: cuz this thing is world wide

Stranger: so

You: depends

You: 99.9 percent of the time no

You: the .1 is if there is a gun to my head

Stranger: what will I have to do to change your name

Stranger: ill suck you off

You: im in the us

You: go look somewere else

Stranger: where though?

You: cuz the omegle thing

You: u talk to people world wide

You: so u dont know who ur really talking to

You: or where they are i mean

Stranger: where shall i loook then?

You: maybe u can suck ur self off if ur richard is big enough and ur flexible enough

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

« on: April 10, 2012, 08:28:40 PM »

Stranger: Hi into horny talk

You: ok

You: sur

You: lick my nips

You: uhhu

You: uhhh

You: uhh

You: ooh

You: oooooh

You: uuuuooohhh

You: ur turn

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Off Topic / Re: Violently insult the above user

« on: April 10, 2012, 08:10:02 PM »

forget YOU PEEPEE FACE

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Off Topic / Re: Violently insult the above user

« on: April 10, 2012, 07:55:32 PM »

brother u gay as hell dawg

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Off Topic / Re: Violently insult the above user

« on: April 10, 2012, 07:46:27 PM »

I bet you like dinosaur weenie in ur starfish

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Off Topic / Re: Violently insult the above user

« on: April 10, 2012, 06:59:09 PM »

U loving stuffTY monday rooster SUCKER JEW COMMIE PEACE OF stuff SUCK UR MOMES WEINER YOU friend BITCH monday POOPEY stuff FACE

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Off Topic / Re: Violently insult the above user

« on: April 10, 2012, 06:51:51 PM »

UR GAY AND U SUCK UR MOMES WEINER

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Off Topic / Violently insult the above user

« on: April 10, 2012, 06:48:59 PM »

You know the drill. Think of the worst most offensive and profane insult you can think of on the above user. GO!