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Off Topic / Re: My Soccer Coach
« on: September 17, 2012, 05:44:03 PM »
Have him play Duke Nukem.
He'll pick up on the quotes, boost morale, and you'll win more games.
Also, ripping people's heads off and stuffting down their necks will earn you bonus points from me.
He'll pick up on the quotes, boost morale, and you'll win more games.
Also, ripping people's heads off and stuffting down their necks will earn you bonus points from me.
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Off Topic / Re: Name Your Genitalia: The Second Coming
« on: September 17, 2012, 05:40:08 PM »
William Diaper, English poet.
My richard is an english baby/poet?
My richard is an english baby/poet?
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Off Topic / Re: Creepiest game show host in the history of mankind (+creep)
« on: September 17, 2012, 05:37:27 PM »
He's so creep
His beat-up windowless van has a basement.
His beat-up windowless van has a basement.
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Off Topic / Re: Name Your Genitalia: The Second Coming
« on: September 16, 2012, 10:42:49 PM »
Slendermember
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Off Topic / Re: Forum rap battle
« on: September 16, 2012, 10:42:05 PM »Sorry, I just love your avatar. :DHey yo, Troll might be a new coolbro.
Someday, we might even get it on with some ho.
Screw weed, I got meth
It's colored like the sky.
Get the TV reference, and you might not die.
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Off Topic / Re: My Dreams are forgeted up.
« on: September 16, 2012, 10:34:59 PM »Hmm, sir I believe you may have a organ special interest. If not, well... You subconsciously have a organ special interest which you don't know about yet.What the hell
How does my post even suggest that I'm loveually attracted to organs?
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Off Topic / Re: Forum rap battle
« on: September 16, 2012, 09:33:49 PM »The relevance of my avatar to my post is lost on me.
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Off Topic / Re: My Dreams are forgeted up.
« on: September 16, 2012, 09:31:01 PM »
Holy forget I had the lovingest forgeted up dream a few nights ago.
I was in this dimly lit post apocalyptic nightmare world with 3 other people. We traveled many different places and had a pistol and flashlight each. During our travels, I swear I could see a strange, humanoid figure in the distance.
Eventually, we come across a medium-sized compound. It might have been military or government owned, it didn't really matter. It was really creepy inside. Once we started exploring the second floor, I started having these quick flashes of pictures in my head that appeared to be a woman sitting on a chair, holding a baby, witha terrified look on her face. Once we start going to the 3rd floor, the pictures have changed to the woman with the same expression, but a bloodied face.
The pictures stop around that point until we get to the roof of the building. We start hearing these demonic voices around us, and then see some yellow/black smoke coming out of open doors and windows and spilling onto the roof.
I was strangely attracted to them, and started walking towards it, despite my groupmates' protests. When I extend a hand towards it, a hand whips out and grabs my wrist. I immediately have a vision of the same woman from before except with no eyes. Then, I go back to the main dream and out of the smoke comes loving slenderman.
He pulled me into the smoke while I had a video going on in my head showing the woman getting her skin and organs torn off her body very quickly. It was at this point I started to feel my body being dismembered. Then I woke up.
I was in this dimly lit post apocalyptic nightmare world with 3 other people. We traveled many different places and had a pistol and flashlight each. During our travels, I swear I could see a strange, humanoid figure in the distance.
Eventually, we come across a medium-sized compound. It might have been military or government owned, it didn't really matter. It was really creepy inside. Once we started exploring the second floor, I started having these quick flashes of pictures in my head that appeared to be a woman sitting on a chair, holding a baby, witha terrified look on her face. Once we start going to the 3rd floor, the pictures have changed to the woman with the same expression, but a bloodied face.
The pictures stop around that point until we get to the roof of the building. We start hearing these demonic voices around us, and then see some yellow/black smoke coming out of open doors and windows and spilling onto the roof.
I was strangely attracted to them, and started walking towards it, despite my groupmates' protests. When I extend a hand towards it, a hand whips out and grabs my wrist. I immediately have a vision of the same woman from before except with no eyes. Then, I go back to the main dream and out of the smoke comes loving slenderman.
He pulled me into the smoke while I had a video going on in my head showing the woman getting her skin and organs torn off her body very quickly. It was at this point I started to feel my body being dismembered. Then I woke up.
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Off Topic / Re: Break in next door.
« on: September 16, 2012, 09:19:03 PM »Preemptive defense. I like it.inb4racestuffstorm
One time a black family moved into a house down the street. Let's just say there is an unsolved arson and triple homicide in the neighborhood.
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Off Topic / Re: The Salty Spitoon
« on: September 16, 2012, 09:16:08 PM »
How tought am I? I flossed my teeth last night!
Yeah, so?
My gums didn't bleed.
Am I in?
Yeah, so?
My gums didn't bleed.
Am I in?
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Off Topic / Re: Forum rap battle
« on: September 16, 2012, 09:13:26 PM »
Yo king, you can eat my shorts
Condescending rapping like a high-class whore.
You've angered me, so come on man.
stuff'll hit the fan like you've eaten some bran.
Condescending rapping like a high-class whore.
You've angered me, so come on man.
stuff'll hit the fan like you've eaten some bran.
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Gallery / Re: hello little boy would you like a sneak peek {INTENSE GORE}
« on: September 16, 2012, 09:02:29 PM »
Ice Age 2
The Imagine series
idk lol
The Imagine series
idk lol
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Drama / Re: This Stinky School YUCK
« on: September 16, 2012, 02:34:43 PM »
How the forget does it take someone to learn to change their name after 5 months.
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Drama / Re: THC "lmfao"
« on: September 16, 2012, 02:26:01 PM »
He can be a bit of a richard sometimes, but I had some great fun with him on his server 1 or 2 days ago. We were just standing around the admin area smoking a fake bong and making Breaking Bad jokes.