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Off Topic / Rascal is trying to kill me.

« on: August 07, 2011, 01:48:47 PM »

Well, I've talked about this before. But it's getting out of hand.

Yesterday I had some chocolate milk, and I left my room for a minute to get my headphones, and when I went back in, there was a bleach container, opened, next to my drink. Rascal was setting next to it. With a kitty smile.

She's also been sneaking around my room at night. And she's been pushing on my chest. Probably trying to find organ weaknesses. She's also been messing with my food I had in my mini-fridge. Sometimes I find open pill bottles in my room.


I'm scared. Help me before she cuts off my internet connection.

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Off Topic / What drawing/image editing programs do you use?

« on: August 05, 2011, 11:30:34 PM »

I know most people use MS paint and Adobe Photoshop. Still curious, though.

I use a drawing program called MyPaint to draw pictures.

Yeah, so what do you use?

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Off Topic / How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

« on: August 01, 2011, 10:08:11 PM »

I was curious. Anyway, I'm sure there are already threads like this.

But I'm too lazy to search them now.

Anyway I'm 5'1" and I weigh about 69 or 70 pounds.

I'm not kidding.

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Off Topic / This is ma 3000th post.

« on: July 31, 2011, 12:28:34 PM »

Just thaught ah'd let ya'll knaw.

Sorrah if thas thrad is a-botheran ya, sugahcube.



Yeah, sorry for spam. But now I have 3000 posts. And I am officially an oldbag.

Discuss. I'm bored.

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Creativity / 4 different styles of eyes.

« on: July 30, 2011, 09:04:59 PM »

I would highly appreciate your feedback on these anime/manga style eyes. And what's your favorite one and why?

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Off Topic / LizzyRascal's All Prank Call Synchtube!

« on: July 30, 2011, 12:07:50 AM »

LizzyRascal's Nothing But Prank Calls Synchtube!
Disclaimer: none of these prank calls are mine. Just some ones I found on YouTube.


Click!

It requires no password to join! It is 100% open to all!

The playlist currently contains 25+ videos. All of them prank calls!

More are constantly added!

60% of votes are required to skip the current video.

The room is always up!

Enjoy!

If there are any problems, please let me know.

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Off Topic / Post your YouTube account... If you dare.

« on: July 29, 2011, 01:19:23 AM »

Yeah, I'm doing this, too.

Anyway, here http://www.youtube.com/user/lizrascal?feature=mhee

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Off Topic / I told off my physical therapist.

« on: July 27, 2011, 11:47:36 PM »

Well, today I went to PT. I hate PT. First I had to walk around a bit, which I don't mind as long as I don't have to walk too far for too long. Then came the stretches, the worst part of my life. Because for one thing, some of my joints are locked and won't nudge. (bend/straighten). Okay, so after a while of her pulling on my arm, it began to hurt. Then the pain got worse. And when it got really bad, I asked her to stop. She kept pulling on my arm. I told her to stop again. And with no regard for the gut wrenching pain, she kept going. Then it got so bad it felt like my arm was going to break in half. So I went off, and I yelled at her saying "LOOK YOU CRAZY HORSE CRAP. I DON'T NEED TO GET BETTER. I AM FINE. STOP YANKING ON MY ARM."

She replied 'we need to push you'.

"handicap, I DON'T NEED TO BE 'PUSHED'. YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME AT ALL, YOU'RE JUST MAKING MY LIFE A LIVING HELL"

"YOU'RE PART OF THE REASON MY LEG NEEDED SURGERY SO BADLY. I TOLD YOU I COULD NOT WALK ON IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS BROKEN. BUT YOU FORCED ME TO WALK ON IT. "

"THEN I GOT MY LEG CHECKED OUT, LO AND BEHOLD, BROKEN, IN A MILLION FREAKING TINY PIECES."

The part about the broken leg was true. The bimbo obviously does not deserve her job.

After I went home I felt like I was gonna throw up.

Discuss. I'm still mad actually, although a bit happy.

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Off Topic / My mother has forbiden me from using certian computer programs.

« on: July 26, 2011, 01:44:03 AM »

Well, first off I was having computer problems and I had to do a system restore. My mom thinks that Google Chrome is a malicious virus software so she won't let me use that. And there is no way I would use Internet Explorer. So I switched over to Firefox. (It actually runs very smoothly).

And now she won't let me use Steam. So now I can't play TF2, Gmod, Universe sandbox or L4D2. She's also on the verge of not letting me use Roblox, Minecraft or Blockland. I luckily talked her out of not letting me play GTA SA.

I just hope she doesn't take away any more of my favorite games.

Discuss.

115

Off Topic / I'm having some computer problems. (Help)

« on: July 18, 2011, 06:44:56 PM »

Now, before I go any further, I'm on my little brother's user. Although his user has some problems relating to certain programs. My user won't even work. It seemed to have been working fine a few days ago. What it does is that it takes a half hour to load up the user. Just a black screen for a half hour. Then when my user finally does load, it lags, becomes so unresponsive that I can't even get 'Control + Alt + Delete' to work. Then it eventually crashes. I would try to restore the system, but I don't want to lose all of my stuff. I'm pretty good with computers, but I don't know what the heck is going on. It could be a virus. But I'm still unsure. Once again, my brother's user only has tiny issues. Mine is just so messed up right now. So any technical wizards here, please help me if you can. I have a Windows 7 Toshiba laptop. The model is: Satellite L505D.

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Off Topic / I'm not allowed to cuss anymore.

« on: July 17, 2011, 12:57:19 AM »

My mother just one day decided to check my BLF profile. Saw some of my posts and lectured me on cussing over the internet. So I'm probably going to be a very boring person.

I suppose I could use big words or the word 'Smurf' as a substitute.

Sorry for the thread of uselessness. If you don't like it you can smurf yourself.

:|

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Games / Grand Theft Auto - Megathread.

« on: July 16, 2011, 12:22:07 AM »

Official Site.

Overview:

Grand Theft Auto (commonly abbreviated GTA) is a multi-award-winning video game series created in the United Kingdom by Dave Jones, then later by brothers Dan Houser and Sam Houser, and game designer Zachary Clarke. It is primarily developed by Rockstar North (formerly DMA Design) and published by Rockstar Games. The name of the series is derived from grand theft auto, a term referring to motor vehicle theft.

Each game in this series allows players to take on the role of a criminal or a wannabe in a big city, typically an individual who rises through the ranks of organized crime through the course of the game. The player is given various missions by kingpins and major idols in the city underworld which must be completed to progress through the storyline. Assassinations and other crimes feature regularly, but occasionally taxi driving, firefighting, street racing, bus driving, or learning to fly helicopters and fixed-wing aircraft are also involved.

Games:

Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto: London (It's actually more of an expansion pack than a game itself.)
Grand Theft Auto II
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
GTA: Liberty City Stories
GTA: Vice City Stories
Grand Theft Auto IV
GTA IV: The Lost and Dammed. (Expansion pack)
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars. (DS game lol.)
GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony (Expansion pack)

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Off Topic / Talk to Lizzy.

« on: July 15, 2011, 03:14:46 PM »

Yes. I am doing this.

Talk to me only, not just because I need a attention but because I'm better than you.

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Off Topic / Take a movie/show title and turn into a researcho title or make one up.

« on: July 11, 2011, 01:41:28 AM »

This is a game that involves research titles.

I'll start.

Got Milk?
The Dykes of Hazzard
Group Therapy
You Gotta Lick It Before You Stick It
Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang
Feels Like The First Time
I know Who You Did Last Summer
Bust A Nut
Knocking On Betty's Back Door
Make My Kitty Purr
Sleeping with Seattle
Bent-Over Backwards
Filling Up Frances
Making Mona Moan
No Butts About It
The Cunning Linguist
Driving Mistress Daisy
Must Be This Tall To Ride
All You Can Eat
Dirrrty Laundry
Handcuffed Hos
Humping Helen
I Love Loosely
procrastination Mansion
Mount Rush More
Rough Rider
Screwed stuffless
Southern Hospitality
Taste The Rainbow
Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me
Backdoor Sluts
Daddy Does Dallas
Finger Lickin' Good
Nuttin Honey
The Loin King
Barbie Meets richard and Bob
Everything Is Bigger In Texas
Next!
Swallow 'Til The Last Drop
That's A Lot Of Pounding
Whole Lotta Rosie
Wonka's Willy and the Hershey Highway
2 Handed Fister
3 Men And A Kitty
All Up In Ya
brown town Alert
Bareback Broads
Batter Up!
Beads Up My Butt
Brenda's Big Ol' Butt
Bust Broads And Their Blow Jobs
Does The Kitty Want Some Milk?
Dr. Do Me
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Fantasies Of A Freak
Hard Rock Hos
Have Your Cake And Eat It Too
Horny Hoodrats
Just Do It
M1LF Munchers
Nothing Little About These Rascals
Park It In The Rear
Rosie Rides Them All
Rosy Rides It All
Sharing Is Caring
Squeals, Moans, & Screams
Tales Of A Nympho
Venus' snake
3 Oil Changes and 1 Dipstick
Big Mama's Cummin
Blue Balls Be Gone
Booty Bashers
Cat Fisting
Cherry Poppin Daddies
roosters And Coke Whores
Cream
Cum In Me
Cumming Up The Rear
Debbie's carrot
Deep Sea Diving
Doing Daddy
Doing The American Tail
Feel The Tickle
Free Parking
Get Her Done
Girls Gone brown town
Good Girls Give Good Oral
Half-Price Hooker
I Can't Believe She Deep Throated The Whole Thing
Joy Ride Jocks
Licking Lisa
Liquid brown town Dreams
Liquid Lap Dances
Mama Im Cummin Home
Mami May I?
Nut Busting Nyphos
On The Rough
Pounding Patty
Pull My Pigtails
Purring Pussies
pusillanimous individual Jerker
pusillanimous individual Palace
pusillanimous individual Popping entrepreneur s
pusillanimous individual Pricking
Riding Daisy
Rough & Raw
Slamming Sara
Squirt
Suck Me Susan
Sucking Me Softly
Sweet Vibration
Viagra Virgens
Whole Lotta Head
All brown town Virgens
brown town Cavity
Banging Brenda's Booty
Debbie Does Mars
Give the neighbours dog a bone
Guess What Mom? It Tasted Just Like Chicken!!!!
Half dressed man with a tool belt stops by
My 3 Plumbers
Pound For Pound
She Gargled It

I found most of these on the internet. (joke site)

Now make up your own. (or find some)

I'm bored.

GOGOGO.

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Off Topic / I hate my life.

« on: July 10, 2011, 09:48:51 PM »

Sorry for spam or attention whoring.

But I can't take it anymore. Earlier today I was trying to draw (it's the only thing I'm good at besides computer games) but I can't hold the pencil right. It's the same thing with my wrists, one night I was experiencing really bad hand pains, and then the next morning I couldn't move them. Ever. Now my fingers are forgeted up really badly. I hate my life.

That's not it, though. I've been on 5 different medicines, none of them worked for some reason. Everyone thinks I'm useless. I no real life friends. Most mornings I cannot feed myself. I wish I could just die. Life sucks. Plus, my family doesn't have much, we're poor. We use food stamps. So they can't barely afford my physical therapy, because insurance won't pay for it.

Maybe I'm just going through a depressive phase. But I don't loving know. ;~;

Once again, sorry for being an attention whore. I just really needed to vent.