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Off Topic / I need this.

« on: May 15, 2011, 10:50:32 PM »

This topic needed to be made, I'm bored.

But, IT'S A loving CANE SHOT GUN. I could use this for walking and self-defense.



And here's a small scenario I made up.

cigaretteET: "olol u cripple"

Me: "GET BACK BITCH!" BAM!


c:

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Off Topic / If you could get any tattoo, anywhere, what would it be?

« on: May 12, 2011, 12:57:32 AM »

I would get a "W" on each of my asscheeks so when I bend over it'll say "WOW".

And when I do cartwheels, it'll say "WOW MOM WOW MOM WOW MOM".





So if you were to get a tattoo of anything, and anywhere on your body, what would you choose?

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Off Topic / Everything went better than expected

« on: May 11, 2011, 04:56:14 PM »

Earlier today I had to get up in the morning around 8:50 to get ready to go and restart Physical Therapy, and I thought to myself, "Today is going to be worse than gargling gorilla nuts." Because my kind of morning is around 2:00 PM and I haven't took Phys-therapy in about 4 years. But when I got there I realized it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, I did great and I got Donuts on the way home. (Yay).

Everything went peachy-keen.

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Off Topic / GOOD NEWS.

« on: May 09, 2011, 07:22:33 PM »

I sat up, got out of bed, walked, got on the toilet, got up, pulled pants up. All on my own.





Now before you say anything, I used to not walk, then I could, so I posted here. But I said that I had trouble getting on and off chairs if they were low to the ground. But now I can get up and use the stuffter without hassle. Of course, I have one of those toilets that has a bucket, then when it's full you pour the contents of said bucket into the real stuffter and flush it. Like the ones in hospital rooms and stuff. You can buy them at stores like Equip For Life, y'know where people buy canes and walkers. So that's two good things that happened to me so far this month.


NOW WE WILL PARTY.

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Off Topic / I can walk now, bitchez!

« on: May 07, 2011, 06:37:23 PM »

Yeah, that's right, muthaforgetas. I can walk from room to room again after a long, long, long time. I can also get of a chair on my own (if it's high enough off the ground).



Although I have to use a cane. But I don't have to set around like a worthless bag of sugar anymore, and that's all that matters.

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Off Topic / Stop with the Pony fighting stuff.

« on: May 01, 2011, 10:03:54 PM »

Seriously, guys. This is bullstuff. I've had it with the fighting.

Do we really need to have a rage fest stuffstorm forum war over My Little Ponies?

Of course, it is perfectly okay to like/love/dislike/hate MLP. But some of you people are taking it just a little too far.

Even if it's just an internet war, it's still handicapped. Maybe it's fun for some of you, but it's very annoying to others.

And if you do not stop the war, I will get my raping cactus. I hear-by declare peace. (And/or brown town cacti rape).


Peace out.

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Off Topic / What the forget, dude? My hometown is scary...

« on: April 26, 2011, 11:01:40 PM »

Okay, so apparently, three guys down at a Buyer's stop 'n' go store a block away from house got stabbed during a robbery. :C

But the security guy called the cops, but they didn't respond for about an hour. But the security guy ran and hid in the back of the store. But, however, one of the guys who got stabbed made it down to the police station, but he fell and died on the sidewalk, DIED ON THE SIDEWALK.


So they're going to investigate the police station. And the store. (obviously)

The news said it was a group of black people, who were vandalizing stuff and robbed the place.



And I'm not loving joking. :\

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Off Topic / Well, Easter was a miserable flaming ball of stuff and despair.

« on: April 24, 2011, 07:04:12 PM »

I've been able to walk a little on my own, now.

But I was still hoping I'd be able to actually look for some easter eggs filled with money and/or candy this year. But guess what, yes that's right, the darkness and misery of Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis has once again soiled any chance of happiness I have. And I'm pissed about it.






forget my life. I'll just sit here and eat reese's cups until I gain 300 pounds.

And don't think about feeling sorry for me unless you want bad things to happen to you while you sleep.

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Off Topic / Jokes.

« on: April 21, 2011, 11:26:03 PM »

I've decided that we need a fresh new megathread about nothing but jokes.

There's a website called www.lotsofjokes.com.

They have entire indexes of different jokes.

Here's a joke I found on there:

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

I'll post more later.

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Off Topic / I do believe I have major addiction problem.

« on: April 19, 2011, 07:00:53 PM »

Well, you see, it all started on my 12th birthday (november 23rd), when my parents bought me minecraft.

Ever since then, I've became a hardcore minecraft fangirl. Not that it's a bad thing, but I have really been behind on homeschool, and I decorated my room with pictures of creepers, and other minecraft stuff.



Please help me, I'm almost to the point where the only things I do on my PC are all minecraft.

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Off Topic / I may have found a solution to my problem

« on: April 14, 2011, 01:49:13 AM »

As many of you know, I have JRA, and no medications I've took had done stuff. But one day I was watching a documentary on Animal Planet about honey bees and found out something interesting, that bee stings are used as a treatment for Arthritis, so I went-a web surfin' and found this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apitherapy

So during the summer, every outside place that I go to I will search for a honey bees nest. If I do happen to find one, I will swat at it multiple times then back up, put my arms out and say "Come at me."

Now, this can end in two ways, 1 being good. And 2 being bad, very bad.

But once I have my JRA out of the way, I will began working on my world destruction blueprints.


Discuss my plan.

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Off Topic / I've had this disease for so long that I can ignore it like an allmighty being!

« on: April 11, 2011, 03:36:36 PM »

The symptoms of autoimmune disease vary depending on the disease as well as the person's immune system. Common symptoms include:
Anxiety or depression
Blood sugar changes
Digestive or gastrointestinal problems
Dizziness
Elevated fever and high body temperature
Extreme sensitivity to cold in the hands and feet
Fatigue
Inflammation
Irritability
Low or high blood pressure
Malaise
Weakness and stiffness in muscles and joints
Weight Changes
I found this after browsing Wikipedia. And, this is just everyday normal stuff for me. For anyone other human on this planet, they would be ready to jump off the brooklyn bridge with a rock tied around their waist and end their puny tiny life. 

Now praise my super human abilities and make me brownies!

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Off Topic / How can I increase my FPS rate in Fraps?

« on: April 10, 2011, 09:39:00 PM »

I'm trying to record some Minecraft videos, but when I record it goes to 2-5 FPS.

How do I increase this?

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Off Topic / Today I got my cast removed.

« on: April 07, 2011, 09:29:32 PM »

My leg could've healed better. I feel great, I should be able to walk again, soon. My Mom said she'd buy me a Minecraft T-shirt if I did my Physical Therapy.

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Off Topic / Nalstogia Megathread

« on: April 05, 2011, 04:08:13 PM »

I figured I'd make a megathread about all the old stuff. Old stuff was the best. I'm just gonna post a few for now.



I have a Hamtaro DVD somewhere. I also have a stuffload of Blue's Clues VHS's in my room.