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Off Topic / Re: I'm sorry

« on: September 11, 2011, 04:35:06 PM »

I don't know you but I forgive you.

<3

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Off Topic / Re: What's the above person's best quote?

« on: September 11, 2011, 04:29:18 PM »

Wat.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 11, 2011, 04:27:38 PM »

Completely off-topic: Do your parents still think that steam is a virus?

No.

Why do you go on Steam for like 3 minutes at a time? What's the point of knowing someone on a forum AND instant messenger if you can't laugh at them in private about how awkward their last post was?

Because when I chat, my parents could walk in on me at anytime.

Doctor, i think i might be a homoloveual!

BUY SOME LUBE.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 02:14:27 AM »

DAWKTERR ANSER MY KWESHTEON PLS

BECAUSE snake.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 02:12:48 AM »

Doktor, I accidentally the entire world

What do?

YOU TESTICULAR CANCER.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 02:10:43 AM »

DOCTOR! MY WIENER IS COLD!

PUT IT THE TOASTER

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 02:04:26 AM »

DOCTOR I HAVE DOUBTS THAT YOU ARE AN ACTUAL DOCTOR

BUT YOU ARE A THERAPIST

SHUP UT brother.

TIME FOR YOUR EXAMINATION.

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

This is a sympathy topic.

YOU HAVE 1 MONTH TO LIVE.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 01:53:46 AM »

DOCTOR! MR JENKINS IS HAVING A STROKE IN ROOM 20!

forget HIM.

DOCTOR IM DEAD WHAT DO?

MASTURBATE.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 01:50:27 AM »

DOCTOR I WILL DIE IF I HEAR ANOTHER RAPE OR richard JOKE

WHAT DO I DO

MASTURBATE.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 01:49:17 AM »

LIZZY IM CAN I HELP DOCTORING?

NO.

CAN YOU TAKE MY TEMPURATER?
WITH YOUR FINGER?

OKAY. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND BEND OVER.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 01:46:54 AM »

DOKTOR!  ARE YOU SURE ZIS VILL VORK?

YES I AM POSITIVE WITH MY 46.2 SECONDS OF MEDICAL EDUCATION.

STEP ASIDE LIZZY, I HAVE THE SCALPEL.

*makes small cut*

OOPS I forgetED UP

WOOPS. LOOKS HE HAS 5 MONTHS TO LIVE.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 01:44:46 AM »

DOCTOR! QUICKLY, I CANT FEEL MY CHEST, HUGE PARTS OF MY FLESH ARE MISSING, I CANT RUN, IM GREEN COLORED, AND I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO EAT BRAINS! WHATS HAPPENING?

YOU HAVE AIDS.

I cut my snake with a tuna jar. What do.

I'M SORRY, WE'LL HAVE TO AMPUTATE IT.

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Off Topic / Re: I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 01:41:48 AM »

MY snake IS BLEEDING BECAUSE IT WAS SNEAKY AND SHOVED A LAXATIVE UP MY ASS AND SCRAPED ALONG MY POOPCHUTE

YOU'RE BECOMING A YOUNG WOMAN NOW.

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Off Topic / I AM DOCTOR LIZZY.

« on: September 10, 2011, 01:38:24 AM »

YES FOR I HAVE JUST GOTTEN OUT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL. I AM A DOCTOR FOR EVERYTHING, YES, EVEN CHILDREN AND ANIMALS. I AM ALSO A PHYSICAL THERAPIST.


TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS.

GOGOGOGO

EDIT: I WILL TOTALLY NOT MOLEST MY PATIENTS.

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Off Topic / Re: Most ignorant thing......

« on: September 10, 2011, 01:32:49 AM »

brother FUK U OK

ILL CUM UP IN UR CRIP ND POP UR A$$ PUSY ON MY MAMA

brother, I'ma cap yo ass!