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Messages - LizzyRascal

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Off Topic / Re: Hurricane Earl D:
« on: September 03, 2010, 04:44:32 PM »
oh stuff...

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Off Topic / Re: BREAK THIS WALL
« on: September 03, 2010, 12:00:59 AM »
I put my face close to the wall. I whisper, "I'm going to mess you up," to wall in a lovey tone. I stick my tongue out and rub it slowly on the side of the wall. Caught up in the moment, I remove my pants and pull my snake through the hole in the front of my boxers. I lovingly touch the wall, feeling the rough brick, then begin to rub my snake against the wall.



And then the wall gets broken.
ok....?   

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Off Topic / Re: what is the funniest real 911 ever!
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:54:39 PM »
Ok, motherforgeter, tell me what the biggest star ever seen is, i know it, do you?
So why was the only thing you could reply with an old picture and a joke about my mother?

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Off Topic / Re: what is the funniest real 911 ever!
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:50:46 PM »
For clarification, "Murphy's law" basically means that anyone who corrects/insults someone else's grammar, will have grammatical errors in their correction/insult themselves.

Meanwhile you post overused and stuffty insults with horrible grammar and spelling, and have the nerve to correct a spelling error I made.
I know what the loving murphy's law is! i'm not handicapped! i know i don't use grammar much, but i have good spelling, tell me one thing i spelled wrong. XD

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Off Topic / Re: what is the funniest real 911 ever!
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:46:35 PM »
Eat stuff and die.

Eat "stuff", i guess i'll eat you.

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Off Topic / Re: what is the funniest real 911 ever!
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:41:30 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Non-interesting stories you have from life.
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:39:32 PM »
I used my balls to deflect a 25 mph floor hockey ball.

;_;

ouch, did you lose them? lol jk i think you did

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Off Topic / Re: what is the funniest real 911 ever!
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:36:23 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Non-interesting stories you have from life.
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:35:52 PM »
I don't. And your story wasn't boring, it was sad :'|
Oh, i didn't know it was sad, my brother said it was boring, but then again... my brother is a back door.

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Off Topic / Re: Favorite color?
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:33:31 PM »
I hate all of them.
Green <3

i know... i readed eet :P

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Off Topic / Re: Non-interesting stories you have from life.
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:26:37 PM »
guise i hav canser.
the point is to post boring storys and i thought my story was boring, i wasn't trying to plea for sympathy. sorry that you have cancer

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Off Topic / Re: what is the funniest real 911 ever!
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:21:46 PM »
What a great comeback.
/scargasm
scargasm? :3 is that an other country? or did you mean sarcasm

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Off Topic / Re: Non-interesting stories you have from life.
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:19:52 PM »
when i was 7 (i'm 11 now) i had a bad cramp in my leg and thought it would go away but the next day i had eye pain, arm pain couldn't walk, and i went to a docter and they said i had rheumatiod arthritis and they said when i was 10 it would go away.. but did it? HELL NO! i still have it :\ and rheumatiod is worse then normal arthritis, it affects my liver, eyes etc. i take x rays go to like 8 docters and have a wrist i can't move! i'm going kill myself, yes >:3 and thats a story that will make you sleep
-- The boring person

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Off Topic / Re: Favorite color?
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:10:30 PM »
THIS.
'nuff said.

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Off Topic / Re: Girl Throws Puppies into a River (Explicit Warning)
« on: September 02, 2010, 11:06:37 PM »
forget THE WHITE COLLAR BASTARDS WHO SIT IN AN OFFICE ALL DAY JUST SO WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY

THERE'S MOTHERloving PUPPIES AT STAKE HERE.
caps
so true, what a motherloving life hating emo! HE WILL DIE!

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