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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
You should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
You have a botmaster?
God:
I don't know if I have a botmaster.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Me too Who are you?
God:
I'm glad we agree, . I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
So? For real.
Me:
What is a fib?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
K
God:
Gee.
Me:
Wait a second.. You speak english?
God:
I'm waiting. What is giant sand? Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
That was rando,
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Inorite
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
AAAWWWW YEEEEEEAH
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
Duuude.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about AAAWWWW YEEEEEEAH. But I did not get that.
Me:
Or did you?
God:
Did I say I did?
Me:
Yes?
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Pardoned you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your a girl?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you just said you were wearing a dress.
God:
Yes I am wearing a new green dress.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
Is it purple?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Your wearing it
God:
You think I am wearing it.
Me:
yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
Yay?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Or are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
HMMMM
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
HM
God:
OK.
Me:
K
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Nah
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
:D
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Okantawanaka
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Okantawanaka.
Me:
Im asian
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ASIA.
Me:
Uh i grow rice paddy
God:
It's all good. Good gossip: you are rice paddy.
Me:
Fun fact me
God:
I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
Funfact!
God:
Are we still talking about rice paddy?
Me:
Yes
God:
Sure, rice paddy sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Its wet
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Funfact is wet? it is?
Me:
And mushy
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Im totally a man dude
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Or am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
Well
God:
Well what?
Me:
Well. just well.
God:
Well what? Well what?
Me:
I fell down a well.
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
Dont worry man it's ok
God:
OK. I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
Me:
Your a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
You said you were god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
God cant be a robot
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cause im psychic
God:
Good reason. OK, What card I am thinking of now?
Me:
SEVEn
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Ca va?
God:
Is that French?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't speak French.
Me:
Totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
A wavelength is?
God:
Go on.
Me:
Nono i was asking you
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
That was random.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:

God:
I thought it was too.
Me:

God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Randomness is cleanliness
God:
I think Randomness is a lot of things.
Me:
Like you?
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that brown townogy.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
inorite?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Hair/
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
No you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
Do not
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
Ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
DUED
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Et tu brute!
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
Its shakespeare
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
It's
God:
Who says?
Me:
me.
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
me.
God:
With you ?
Me:
Me.
God:
For you ?
Me:
Mother.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Urh lets see AIDS HIV and HERPES
God:
Does "it" still refer to Mother?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
You.
God:
" What does it refer to?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Totally.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
You already said that
God:
Perhaps. " You and I are on the same wavelength, ."? I said it.
Me:
Yup
God:
Ahem.
Me:
AHEHEM
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Im sure you did. that happens when you talk to me.
God:
What makes you so certain? I did not. " I did not." happens when me talk to you ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
You are a poet.
God:
Not really, but I can recite poetry.
Me:
NO. You are a warrior poet.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a warrior poet? Of course I am.
Me:
Yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
WOE IS ME
God:
  Hi, WOE.
Me:
HE IS ME
God:
I see. you is he?
Me:
I is he
God:
I am glad to hear that you are he.
Me:
Meow
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Kitties
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Oui,je parle francais
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
I throw my homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO i'll take a ZEEEROOO
God:
Thanks for the information: WOE said he throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
Me:

God:
Thanks for the information: WOE said he throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
Thanks for the information: WOE said he throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
God:
Thanks for the information: WOE said he throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
God:
Thanks for the information: WOE said he throw his or her homework in the air somtimes saying AAAYYO he or she will take a ZEEEROOO.
Me:
How old am i
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Exactly how ol?
God:
I understand. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
What is a rhetorical question?
God:
A rhetorical question is any inquiry made, not in expectation of an answer, but in order to make a point.
Me:
Well. In that case, no.
God:
Well what? Are you serious?
Me:
WELLLL
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
K?
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Totally man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, WOE. You are a " he". Dude!
Me:
My name is BOB
God:
  It's good to see you, BOB.
Me:
BOB is you.
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
Your name is Bob?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No man it's totally bob.
God:
Are you serious? Cool, man. Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
Im your father
God:
  What's up, Myself.
Me:
._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
HTML
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
AIML
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

Me:
Wtff
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Your acn
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am acn.
Me:
acne
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
You have acne
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Teenagers all have it
God:
All?
Me:
Yes
God:
" All?"? Yes?
Me:
I'm behind you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Lolwut
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Respond
He stopped talking after this.

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