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Off Topic / Exploding Kittens makes $3,000,000 in 3 days.

« on: January 22, 2015, 09:42:18 PM »

It's a card game by The Oatmeal, Elan Lee, and Shane Small.
Kickstarter Page

like, what the forget.
where is all the money going to go now.

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Off Topic / So I bought Ketchup flavoured doritos.

« on: January 22, 2015, 07:37:19 PM »

They're really tasty dude.



Idk why they made the packaging all old school tho

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Off Topic / A lovely story about dental floss, a half naked man, and impatience.

« on: January 16, 2015, 09:07:26 PM »

Okay.

So like, a while ago, I was out in the kitchen cleaning stuff up as usual. It's a friday, and I'm in my pajama's, and as I'm putting away clean dishes, it feels like i'm getting a front wedgie from my PJ's. It's annoying but whatever, gotta put away dishes.

However when I finish, my leg feels loving chaffed like your richard after you jerked off more than three times in a day without lube, so i walk into the washroom and go take a look where this terrible feeling of raw skin is.

Now I'm sitting on the side of the tub, and i drop pantalones to about "I could jerk off but if i get caught they slide up easily" height, and I look to my right side where my fat sack rubs up against my leg and it's like an annoying little wobbuffet of skin, and it's really loving sensitive when i touch it.

Logic follows that I tug on it as hard as possible. Hurts like a forgeter and nothing happens. Okay, I try scratching it off with my fingernail and still nothing happens.

Alright forgeter. So I google skin tag because thats what it is and I know thats what it is, and a stupid wikihow article recommends doing some stuff with dental floss and tightening the string every so often for like a day like a choir boys testicles, but that takes over 24 hours, and this thing is annoying, and I want it gone now.

So i go grab myself some waxed mint dentalfloss (the best kind of surgical precision, plus the wax seals the wound with delicious flavour so the scab makes a great snack) and toss my PJ's across the bathroom, tie a small knot around this little forgeter and start yanking from both sides. The base of it starts bleeding a bit but it's no big deal, i'm not a bitch, and I start yanking forward and this little flat flop of skin has turned into a big red bubble, and it flies off my loving body and hits the cabinent that holds all of our cleaning stuff.

now my leg is bleeding a little bit. and by a bit i mean a significant enough amount of blood that surprises me because the whole is less than a millimetre wide, and i open the medicine box to look for bandaids, but forget me sideways, there are no bandaids in the big mirror box.

so i waddle downstairs with a towel draped around my front end, along with it sandwiched between my ballsack and leg to absorb any bloody drippage, walk into our cold room, grab a box of bandaids, and walk back upstairs to the washroom, place a bandaid over the wound, and put my pj's back on.

job well done right?

well not really, as soon as i stand up and start walking back to my room. i realize the terrible mistake i made. it's important to note this bleeding is coming from an area near the genitalia, therefore, it is surrounded by a magical forest of extra salty dorito dust, hair, and sock particles. and i'm walking to my room and it feels like someone slapped a huge line of duct tape throughout my crotch.

only once some of the hairs disconnected to allow for more "wiggle room", did it feel fine after.


so there's the story about how i got my doctorate in medical studies without leaving my bedroom. trust me, i'm a whale biologist.

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Games / Hatred rated Adults Only

« on: January 16, 2015, 07:34:29 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-vpu3l7lLw
http://www.polygon.com/2015/1/16/7557639/hatred-esrb-ao-rating
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/139510-ESRB-Gives-Hatred-Adults-Only-Rating

Game won't be allowed on consoles. kek.

North America only.

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Off Topic / Man Eats A Cactus.

« on: December 22, 2014, 09:46:02 PM »

This video is hilarious and old and fantastic.

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Off Topic / Breaking News: Kim Jong-un Dyes.

« on: December 20, 2014, 12:05:11 AM »

It's happening!

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Music / Mini 8-Bit Collection.

« on: December 13, 2014, 05:26:45 PM »

All songs are done by Mr. Bulbamike.
Go praise him for the music.

Gaur Plain

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Electrodome
Sweet Sweet Canyon

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Bomb Omb Battlefield

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Corneria

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Everfrost Peak
Walrus Cove

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Multi-Man Smash
Melee Theme
Fighting Polygon Team



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Athletic Theme

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Super Training!
Lysandre Battle
Champion Cynthia Battle

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Mute City



HOW TO DOWNLOAD AND USE:

• Right Click on the song theme and press Save As
• Save it in your Blockland/Add-ons/Music folder.
• Enable it in the Music Menu when starting up a server.

• Left Click on a theme to preview it, if your browser supports it.

Will be updated from time to time, check back for more.

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Off Topic / Inside Out - A Pixar Film

« on: December 10, 2014, 03:54:33 PM »

No, not the foot!

Looks charming.

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Off Topic / Minecraft Movie Rejected - Warner Brothers Still Want To Milk It Though

« on: December 09, 2014, 07:43:52 PM »

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/shawn-levy-leaves-warner-bros-minecraft-film-exclusive-1201374902/

Save the razor blades and nooses for a little while, looks like Minecraft: The Movie is on hold.

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Drama / Maxx Wishes Death Upon Others - "i was just exrpessing opinion"

« on: December 07, 2014, 05:28:28 PM »

PRE-TOPIC POINT
Can Maxx get banned for trolling and never come back?
We don't need Lord Tony or Taboo 2.0 again.

What happened

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There was a chlorine gas leak/spill at a hotel, and thousands of people were being evacuated. At the time, it was hosting a fur convention. Max took ample time to formulate his response in order to illicit as many negative posts as possible, starting with:

i laughed,

It's not really out of place for anyone to say this when obviously there is a whole negative stigma on the fandom, and no one really seemed to care about this statement either. Clearly it didn't trigger his angry-detector hard enough, and this happens

forget it

BUT WAIT, this doesn't seem like a post designed to instigate responses!
And you're right, because he edited it out.

maybe because they're the biggest embarrassment of the human species and makes us look like total loving wrecks as americans, and they spread their stuff everywhere and annoy people with it. for example, remember when vincenttheguy used to brag about his internet identity as some stuffty fox and paid 100-300 dollars for a painting of him and his fictional gay boyfriend? they make us look terrible, hell i stuff you not japan/china even looks more professional than us right now. furries fap to some drawing that they imagined in their head. they deserved it.
everyone has right to their own opinion, i didnt come here to attack you, i came here to debate and make my thoughts fly out of my head on the situation. back on topic;i think some people cant handle when they have to deal with the thought that 30,000+ people that dress up in a fictional costume and waltz into a gay orgy, sure im going to look portrayed as a terrible human being that finds homoloveuality and people dressed up in animal costumes terrifyingly disgusting, but everyone can have their own thoughts. im pretty sure if you wanted a cancer to not be leaked because of how disgustingly annoying and overused it is, you wouldn't want it to exist at all really. for example: selfies.
same, but i find it funny because of the fact that they go to some stuffty convention to stare at drawings of people they aren't every year, its like being confused of your loveuality. except furries are 1000 times worse in some people's eyes, so it makes it funny to them.

HE PULLED A loving KALPHITER ON US GUYS
"I edited it out, clearly it never happened.

Then of course, we get damage control.

once again i accidentally turn the topic on myself for expressing my own opinions.
whatever then.

Yes, blatantly attacking others and wishing death upon innocent people and civilians, many of whom weren't even involved in the convention, deserve to die because frankly, i get all my information off youtube comment sections.

i could care less if you quoted it really.

Then why the forget did you edit the quote out? Clearly you're afraid of backlash, or just want more trouble to arise. I would really like to think this was an admittance to trolling, because by god that's what Kalphiter did, and look where the Drama board is now thanks to him.

i could say the same about multiple people here telling new users to "go kill themselves" and that they should "eat their stuff and die"
i never meant to say that i wanted them dead but i guess i could add this to "the book of forgetups" because of me saying something the wrong way 

Haha a cookiemonster that means i wasnt being serious lol

No, forget you. You said it just the way it was because that is what you meant. You didn't say something the wrong way. "you were expressing your opinion" exactly how you saw it fit, AND WHEN OTHERS ATTACKED YOU AND DISMISSED IT FOR BEING COMPLETE GARBAGE, "uuugh wtf guys ur misinterpretting"

this'll be the last post i make in this topic

It should be the last post you make on this goddamn forum.
forget you.

Maxx, you're a cunt. I don't know why you're still here, because it's pretty evident you're only here to cause trouble. Especially with the monocle damage control that happened the other day.

I almost feel bad for you, with the amount of stuff you expel out your mouth, i would feel worried and consult a psychologist right away.

Please get banned for good. Hugs and kisses: ~Jubel, and everyone else.

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Games / ADR1FT

« on: December 07, 2014, 12:18:05 PM »

Click image

An upcoming survival adventure game.

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Off Topic / Oatmeal doesn't believe in Natural Selection.

« on: December 05, 2014, 07:50:42 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_BtZ-5O60
Our Lord and Savior.™
Praise Jibbers Crabst.

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Off Topic / Do you leave your computer on? Or turn it off?

« on: November 29, 2014, 04:44:29 PM »

I leave my computer on all the time, however it restarts itself every week after defragmenting the drive and doing the usual virus scans at 4 in the morning.

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Suggestions & Requests / CityRP/CityBuild hybrid mod.

« on: November 21, 2014, 03:43:40 PM »

Essentially, it's a mod that helps add a little bit of extra functionality to City themed builds.

When you join the server, you are given an initial pool of points. You can use these points to purchase bricks, such as lots and what have you. They're also used to purchase bricks, vehicles, and special items to help out in the process.

The way to accumulate points would be to stay in the server, gaining points on a fixed interval (For this example, lets say, 30 seconds.). There will be no jobs, but "levels" based loosely on how much you have contributed to the server. Raising this level causes you to earn more points every 30 seconds. Raising the level will also increase your maximum brickcount as well.

Raising the level could range from all sorts of activites, such as:

• Placing 500 bricks.
• Placing 5000 bricks.
• Helping a friend.
• Giving to the public.
• Buying a vehicle.
• Buying an item.
• Helping a lot of friends!

Placing bricks is self explainitory. Helping friends would be a user building over someone elses baseplate/bricks. Both builders get the reward.

Completing these simple tasks do not give point bonuses. They only increase level.

Levels loosely follow this structure. (Points increase are for example only.)

• Level 1: Brickcount - 750 , Points Per Interval - 50
• Level 2: Brickcount - 1250 , Points Per Interval - 100
• Level 3: Brickcount - 2500 , Points Per Interval - 300
• Level 4: Brickcount - 5000 , Points Per Interval - 750
• Level 5: Brickcount - 7500 , Points Per Interval - 1000
• Level 6: Brickcount - 10,000 , Points Per Interval - 1200
• Level 7: Brickcount - 15,000 , Points Per Interval - 1350
• Level 8: Brickcount - 20,000 , Points Per Interval - 1500
• ]Level 9: Brickcount - 22,500 , Points Per Interval - 1625
• Level 10: Brickcount - 25,000 , Points Per Interval - 1750

The only reason I stated points are relative at this point, is because idk the point cost for that one addon that charges points per brick.
As you gain levels, points per level start to decrease in increments, as by that point, you'll probably not need more than what is given, especially if you're a slow builder. However, you can give these points to others as well, completing another task as well as boosting your level progress a bit.


The point of the mod would be to entice players to work together and be friendly, while also facilitating the want for some players to roleplay if they so choose. There won't be inherit chaos because there isn't a criminal system in place. (Unless players choose to roleplay that way.)

And if you want to build something big and luxiourious for others to gawk at, you have to help out fellow players as well to get there.

It would be nice to give admins a few special commands as well, to reward good behaviour with more points, and potentially more levels.

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Off Topic / Should money you have earned be shared with a spouse?

« on: November 20, 2014, 04:30:56 PM »

Some people believe that when you get married or settle down, that big pocket of change both of you make can be mixed into a jar and shared.

Some people like me, believe that the money I make is mine, and will only "share" it based on decisions that benefit the both of us. Such as mortgages and the like. Otherwise, my money stays in my bank account, and can only be accessed by me.

What do you think forum?