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Drama / Re: Kimon² - How dare the rules be enforced in MY thread!
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:42:48 AM »no, i'd have to dig through specific pages where there were arguments.huh, thats odd, usually when an argument is going on, most of the people in the thread are arguing about a shared subject. which really makes it legitimate discussion, not inciting an argument.
anyways, I've browsed the last 2 months of my posts (about 570 of them)
Clearly arguementative statement:
it wont be long before kimon spams againThat makes 4.
Posts relevant to discussion at the time, or legitimate tumblr happenings:
Fun fact a blocklander has a post with over a million
I dont understand why kimon was banned but w/e.
Forglooble Alooble
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
Granted I may not post quite frequently in that thread, but that brings up a 10 good / 4 bad post ratio, which is way better than kimons, which is a 0 good / all bad post ratio.
the thread isn't even about tumblr anymore, it's just about who has the biggest Know Your Meme reaction folder.
in essence, kimon is just pulling stuff out of his ass so he looks like he's on top of others, even though he can't back himself up
