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Messages - Jubel

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Off Topic / Re: thoughts on polyamory
« on: June 07, 2016, 09:53:04 AM »

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Games / Re: Overwatch - New patch later this month
« on: June 07, 2016, 09:23:55 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: Fort MacMurray Evacuees met by fire once again
« on: June 07, 2016, 01:40:15 AM »
how ironic that a cold-climate country like canada is so devastated by wildfires.
Our winters may be cold but having 20 hours of sunlight in a day does the opposite of cooling everything down. Weather can easily hit 0% humidity and like, 90+ degrees F.

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Games / Re: Overwatch - New patch later this month
« on: June 06, 2016, 12:18:36 AM »


them healing beats

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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here
« on: May 30, 2016, 02:48:06 AM »

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I remember watching his streams so much and always got a bit annoyed whenever he mentioned his music, so I decided I might as well give it a shot before I actually start to criticize it. and holy stuff i love it. i listen to it through spotify every day on the way to work.

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Off Topic / Re: Upgrade to Windows 10 or stick with 7?
« on: May 29, 2016, 02:43:10 PM »
From seeing so many computers come through our repair benches, windows 10 i would only recommend for new computers just to prevent anything bad from happening.

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sure, but what's the deal with airline food?

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I still think you're a friend
wow not nice  to make fun of the disabled

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not related to joke topic but still helpful: siri can call 911 if you tell it to "call emergency services"
siri stopped talking to me after I called her a cunt for being stupid.
why would i get emergency help though when i have a lego forum to consult

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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here
« on: May 28, 2016, 01:15:48 AM »
imagine looking as dumb as that for the rest of your life
sounds like speaking from experience

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So today I was living my life as normal and suddenly I noticed I have a severe medical problem. I'm coughing up blood, my fingernails are falling off, and my arm is getting scaly.
I also got a cold, and my nose is bleeding, and it wont clot. I feel faint, and I think taking 14 Tylenol and 27 ibuprofens (plus a flintstones vitamin) was a bad idea.

Now, I know there are a lot of people on this forum, one of you should know what is going on. I tried to lynch the sickness away by cutting the arteries in my wrists but now I can't move my hands and to resort to spelling this through Siri, who has a hard time understanding my slurred speech as my teeth fell out. Since my fingers stopped functioning I can't use my phone other than speaking to it, and Siri keeps adding all the numbers together when I call my mom 4 hours away to ask what I should do.

Now you guys must be thinking, "wow this guy has it rough". but that isn't half the story. My legs fell off so I can't walk over to my wheelchair to roll over to my lifealert watch I left on the counter. So I'm in a really big pickle here guys. One of you must know what I should do.

I genuinely think I'm going to die. Help me forums, what the hell do I do???? I need to hurry before the bones fall out of my stumps.

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Off Topic / Re: Is UNO pronounced YOO-NO or OO-NO
« on: May 27, 2016, 01:41:12 AM »
Evolution has missed these bafoons.
i dont think it missed just went into the opposite direction
those loving desert rabbit forgeters get so loving pissed about puttputt its sick

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Off Topic / Re: How bullets don't work.
« on: May 27, 2016, 01:25:02 AM »
game theory related


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