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Off Topic / Re: Girl Throws Puppies into a River (Explicit Warning)

« on: September 01, 2010, 11:29:18 AM »

PETA kills most of the animals it shelters anyway, all shelters do, BECAUSE THEY'RE UNADOPTABLE, BOO HOO.

They're just puppies, seriously, people have been putting them in bags and throwing them into rivers since they were domesticated and bags were invented.

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Off Topic / Re: Girl Throws Puppies into a River (Explicit Warning)

« on: September 01, 2010, 11:20:44 AM »

DON'T WORRY GUYS, /b/ IS ONTO THE CASE.

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Creativity / Re: The new and improved 3D model topic!

« on: September 01, 2010, 09:53:39 AM »

Why would you put bayonets on a stationary turret.

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Creativity / Re: Games Workshop stuff

« on: September 01, 2010, 09:52:39 AM »

Take apart 20 year old Mcdonalds toys, paint them Goblin green and add appropriate decals, don't forget to weld, braze, or otherwise adhese mundane articles like electronic components and washers to them, then add orks in appropriate positions. Don't forget the mega meltaz.

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Off Topic / Re: DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM

« on: September 01, 2010, 09:40:19 AM »

GUNPOWDER, GELATINE.

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Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress (New Topic)

« on: August 31, 2010, 10:04:11 AM »

I have war cats, they also fire burning hairballs which ignites the war donkey's explosive gases and generally ruins everyone's day.

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Off Topic / Re: My throat. FFF-

« on: August 29, 2010, 04:28:18 PM »

It is not custom to, and largely a taboo, to put anything in your butt in this country.

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Off Topic / Re: YouTube Megathread

« on: August 29, 2010, 04:12:14 PM »

PEEWLS CLOHSED.

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Off Topic / Re: My throat. FFF-

« on: August 29, 2010, 04:07:31 PM »

I KNOW RIGHT, AND IF I INJECT OLIVETOLIC ACID WITH A LONGER SIDE CARBON CHAIN INTO THE PLANTS FIVE TIMES DAILY, SUDDENLY, THC-III. ADD METHYL GROUPS AND YOU END UP WITH MILITARY-GRADE NON-LETHAL SEDATIVES.

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Off Topic / Re: My throat. FFF-

« on: August 29, 2010, 04:01:48 PM »

So how's cancer working for you.

Perfectly fine actually, nothing a little Delta-9-THC can't reverse.

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Creativity / Re: Warning

« on: August 29, 2010, 03:59:06 PM »

JEW NOSE USES PREMIUM LAGER.

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Off Topic / Re: My throat. FFF-

« on: August 29, 2010, 03:48:06 PM »

Son, when you smoke a pipe regularly, then you'll know what a sore throat's like.

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Off Topic / Re: My dad is a dumbass friend.

« on: August 29, 2010, 11:51:52 AM »

Pretend to have ADHD, Get a prescription for Aderall, ???, A's across the board.

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Off Topic / Re: Planet Sheen

« on: August 28, 2010, 04:11:24 PM »

Stereotypical anime hater. I never even implied that japanese anime > american cartoons, I just said she won an award. Also she is a girl, all actresses that do those whiny prepubescent voices are girls.

Did someone say American Cartoons and Japanese Anime in the same sentence?

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Off Topic / Re: A stunning statistic

« on: August 28, 2010, 04:08:49 PM »

If you want to hear hilarious stories of incredibly stupid people removing themselves from the gene pool (in other words, killing themselves), you all should check out the book series "The Darwin Awards." There are four or five books in the series and they're all hysterically funny.

I have the first in my room, I've been rereading it over the past three nights and it's a bundle of giggles.

Sadly, natural selection doesn't quite have as many opportunities to mess up the stupid people, but it's still working away at them, don't you worry.