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Off Topic / Re: loving college algebra

« on: May 25, 2011, 02:01:00 AM »

when i was in elementary school they shipped me off to a highschool to do forensics with a bunch of other kids they put in the gifted program every wednesday.

stop trying to brag.

Also, in terms of getting dumped because I'm a lame-eyed pompous starfish?

Lmfaooo, there's a reason every girl you ever talk to starts hating you because you're a vicious cycle.

"Hai, I'm Iban"

"WHY THE forget YOU TALKING TO ANOTHER PERSON, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME"

"WOW YOU CUNT, I'M GONNA GO PUT MY BALLS IN A MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND BAKING SODA TO MAKE THOSE forgetERS MELT OFF, THEN I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU STUPID SLUTS ANYMORE!!!!"

"omg baby i so sory :((((( we make up now pls?"


I'd rather be a lame-eyed pompous starfish who can actually get a girl to talk to me, than be a fat 19 year old virgin who sits at home trying to get an internet girlfriend who is generally 1-2 years younger than him, and then forget it up as hard as possible.

I really wish you did kill yourself those 2 years ago or whatever it was, that would make my life sooo much easier.

And heres to you Iban;

If you're going to call someone pompous, you may as well stop being the definition of it yourself. If you're going to call someone an starfish, you may want to stop being one yourself. I came in here simply stating that college algebra is a joke, and that I took it in highschool, I don't understand how exactly that's bragging, I'm simply saying it's a stupid ass class. You then being to rap on about how you started college when you were 16, thus I retaliate and say that I too am in college at the age of 16. Iban, you're loving yourself in the ass at this point, and using everything you say against yourself.

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Off Topic / Re: loving college algebra

« on: May 25, 2011, 01:48:59 AM »

Do you even know what the word hypocrite means?

I don't think you do.
 
Also, I'm actually in college. Not highschool. I started attending college in my sophomore year. My guidance counselor (oh no! a guidance counselor! How droll.) recommended it considering how I was not being challenged enough by the highschool curriculum.

Oh hey! Look it's Iban saying how much better he is than all of us!

Hey asshat, I'm 16 and I'm starting my first semester of college after this summer release.

The only reason I was ever in AP classes was because in elementary school, my parents had me in a program called CHEERs, essentially it was the honors classes of elementary school. After that, during 6th grade, I hated the normal level classes, dropped them all and did honors. Honors was too easy so I started doing next years curriculum, by 7th grade I was essentially a freshman. By sophomore year, I was essentially a senior.

School in America is easy as forget, it's the most twisted and easy to manipulate system in the world, no joke, saying you graduated from highschool a year or two early isn't really a feat.

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Off Topic / Re: loving college algebra

« on: May 25, 2011, 01:42:34 AM »

Thank you, Captain Douchebag.

Yet another thread where Monocle has already been there, done that, and is better than you.

Thank you, Captain Hypocrite :)


It's called actually giving a forget about school, and not wandering the hallways with a richard in my ear. It's called you know, signing up for classes that are actually challenging, not letting my guidance counselor do the work for me.

Yet another thread where Iban is a massive hypocrite!

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Off Topic / Re: Im building a computer over the summer.

« on: May 25, 2011, 01:29:57 AM »

Well, if you're looking for a hardcore rig, you could go with an i7 SLi setup.

Or an i5 Single card setup.

Make sure you don't bottleneck that stuff though.

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Off Topic / Re: loving college algebra

« on: May 25, 2011, 01:28:22 AM »

Lmfaooo. College algebra is a joke, I took it sophomore year of highschool. Its straight up faillll.

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Off Topic / Re: When does Summer of 2011 start for you?

« on: May 25, 2011, 01:27:30 AM »

2 weeks ago, lol.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm getting my own Minecraft wireless server!

« on: May 24, 2011, 05:21:41 PM »

That's a waste of $13..

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Off Topic / Re: 6/2(1+2)

« on: May 24, 2011, 04:17:30 PM »

I like your stereotyping.

Thanks, I do too.

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Off Topic / Re: 6/2(1+2)

« on: May 24, 2011, 04:14:19 PM »

He's wrong.

I bet he also thought the world was going to end the other day, didn't he?

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Off Topic / Re: Has this happened to anybody before going to sleep?

« on: May 24, 2011, 01:48:45 PM »

I've heard noises in my head I never heard before and big flashes of light shine in my head. I also shake or get startled as well.

I believe that's the preliminary signs of a stroke...

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Off Topic / Re: Tatoo concepts

« on: May 24, 2011, 01:47:36 PM »

Because it's representative of a period in my life where I underwent very drastic philosophical and ethical change. Also, I don't have it yet. Within the next few weeks though.They're a really dumb idea and the method was invented by men in a prison block, but it's a method that's been being perfected by some obscure tattoo artists.

So you're gonna get a tattoo of the ethical changes of being a whiny little bitch, to becoming a solid douche bag? sooooolidddd.

If you're going to come here and be a whiny cunt about a family crest tattoo, or whatever else was suggested that you blew down, and then you go and get a tattoo of a band that isn't even good anymore (per damn near everyones standards), then you're the biggest tool of them all, and you really just shouldn't be trying anymore. Next time you bitch about the tattoo's I want, I'll be sure to ask you how the giant M on your ass cheek is doing.

It's still sticking a needle in your skin, what's your point? I'd never get one but if someone wants to undergo the procedure to look like a tool then whatever. You can assume that it's safe professionally because two guys invented and did the procedure while in prison and theirs turned out fine.

The procedure isn't done in a tattoo shop, its done the same way Lasik is now-a-days, they literally shoot a colored laser into your eyeball and whatever colour they shoot, it activates your saline receptors, and the saline covers the hole, laser heats the saline, saline changes colour.

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Off Topic / Re: Tatoo concepts

« on: May 24, 2011, 01:30:00 PM »

My Tattoos represent the concerts I've been to; Starting with Metallica and Motley Crue.

Lmfaooo, next time you try and call me an idiot, go look at the metallica tattoo you got.

Music is a massive part of my life aswell, but why get a tattoo of a band you might not even like in 10 years?

what about ballsack tattoos or star fish tattoos. how about eyeball tattoos.

If you got a tattoo on your ballsack, so long as they avoided your testicles, you wouldn't feel anything.

I'm sure an star fish tattoo is the least painful, seeing as how its pure fat.

Eyeball tattoo's are the equivilant of 'hurr durr stik nedl in eye' aka loving horrible idea.

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Off Topic / Re: Tatoo concepts

« on: May 24, 2011, 05:33:54 AM »

Hand tattoo's hurt like stuff.

Actually, hand and face tattoos are the most painful, least amount of fat on your body, so it literally does straight through your skin. it'd be about as pleasurable as running a hot needle down your nose.

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Off Topic / Re: What would you do with 500$?

« on: May 24, 2011, 05:26:24 AM »

Sucks to say, but 500 dollars isn't really that much money. I'd fill up my gas tank, buy dinner for myself and my girlfriend, and then I'd go to a Bulls game.

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Creativity / Re: Homemade Rocket [VIDEO]

« on: May 24, 2011, 04:55:17 AM »

Put a longer fuse next time, holy stuff.