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Clan Discussion / Re: [kool kids klub] Kool Kidz Klub

« on: March 20, 2011, 11:56:27 AM »

i was eatin a large bucket of kfc this time, and i choked and my own richard pulled the piece of chiken wing out of my throat. then this chicck choked too (on burger king whoper) peopl said ''pul it OUT!''. I sed ''FUQ NO SHE EAT WHOPERS''.

*brofist*

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: March 19, 2011, 11:43:20 AM »

So I'm probably late for this, but it turns out I forgot to post this last night;


Giant breasts are disgusting IMO, I prefer small ones. My girlfriend is a 34B and those are like the perfect size. C's are getting a bit to big for me, and well. I'd rather play with myself than Ds or higher.

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Off Topic / Re: Truth or Bullstuff

« on: March 19, 2011, 02:24:29 AM »

What is this I don't even...

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Off Topic / Re: I'm no longer a Mac cigarette :D

« on: March 19, 2011, 02:22:04 AM »

Nice.

While myself on the contrary, I'm slowly easing into maccigaretteism.

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Creativity / Re: Dinosaurs, Swholli's Latest Single

« on: March 19, 2011, 02:21:17 AM »

I'm using this program called Mixcraft, which is like a Garageband for windows.


Most of the included "virtual instruments" are sampled and pitched altered, so they sound close to the original. But some (that require additional length or vibrato if you extend the note's count) are obvious synths and sound artificial.

loving love Mixcraft. Best 89$ I ever spent.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: March 19, 2011, 02:19:20 AM »

If you actually took the time to think. He is kind of just saying random things that have no relation to me at all, merely because I made him look like a fool a few days ago. I tell a girl I will destroy her vagina as a joke, he claims I am scared I lost my masculinity and admitted I have no life. Then I tell him I don't care what he thinks and he claims it is me showing off. But considering I make fun of your lazy eye on a daily basis I assume you'd probably love to think he was proving something.

Actually, you're trying to prove your masculinity by criticising everybody every step of the way. Yes, I have a moderatly lazy eye, but if you knew the story as to how it happened, then you would have a different perspective on it. You enter this thread posting about how you could lift somebody with your masturbating hand, then then you loveually harras an 11 year old girl.


While all at the same time, bragging about how much of a badass you were when you were 11. Then, the second someone calls you out on it, you jump onto them like a fat kid to cheese cake. Your insults are petty to me, they're just simply showing your insecurities.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: March 19, 2011, 02:13:04 AM »

ITT;

Visage being a flaming douche and attacking someone who called him out on the truth.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: March 19, 2011, 01:45:19 AM »

I haven't drank a glass of milk in over 6 years :x

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: March 19, 2011, 01:42:15 AM »

I get less exercise than him and I could still probably 1 arm him.
...in my dreams.
I'm the weakest stuff ever. ;-;
120 pounds is not fat. :C

It is if you're 2 feet tall.

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Off Topic / Re: Ghost!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: March 19, 2011, 01:41:44 AM »

Pasta generally has tomato sauce..

Which is red..


Because believe it or not... tomatos are in fact red...

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: March 19, 2011, 01:38:53 AM »

My fingers get excercise from WASD.

I walk two blocks to get to school.

My computer is in the basement and my room is on the second floor, I walk up and down stairs.

Mad exercise.

Do you go outside apart from what's actually required (going to and from school) and occasionally to get the mail or something?

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Off Topic / Re: Ghost!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: March 19, 2011, 01:37:52 AM »

Ahhhh.

Spooky ghooossstttt.


ECTOPLASM

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: March 19, 2011, 01:35:44 AM »

It's not like I don't eat.

On Christmas Eve I ate a 12oz steak.

But that was on Christmas Eve.

Yeah, but none the less, you're tiny.


Do you get ANY form of exercise?

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Off Topic / Re: I have a question about parkour

« on: March 19, 2011, 01:34:25 AM »

You need to have immense stamina for parkour. Your arms need to be very strong. Your hands need to be very strong, and resistant. You need insane balance.


I'm only good at parkour because I do gymnastics.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: March 19, 2011, 01:30:21 AM »

I weigh ~80lbs, get@me

My god.


I weigh like 165 :x


I could lift you with 1 arm dude.