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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:21:32 AM »

Ragina?

Regina*

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:21:03 AM »

Tap n hold on a text entry
Select "Input Method"
Select "Swype"
Be happy

If its not a standard build of android its not there.


Another way;

Menu, Settings, Language and Keyboard.

Yes and No. Yes because she's loving hot, and no because it just reminds me that I'm not with her and most likely will never will get with anyone close to her.

Physical Beauty isn't what defines a persons.. beauty.


If you find anothers personality wonderful, and you enjoy their company, that should prove to you they're beautiful.

Physical beauty is bah.

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Off Topic / Re: United States Breakup??

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:18:01 AM »

The US is already based off of mini countries per se.


Granted were all under the same dominant constitution, every state has their own.


Poll is pointless, and so is this thread.

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:16:57 AM »

You're gross.

Because the final step of a gyno repair is for the doctor to stick his fingers in the patients clam and then rub them down his body.


I'm obviously kidding.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:15:46 AM »

Well, in complete honesty, I'm the nicest and most honest person I know. You can ask any of the people here who have known me for years (in particular; Miika, Capt. Meat, Drake, SlickSilver, Robo Noob, Otis and many more) I've never intentionally steered anybody in the wrong direction, nor have I intentionally done anything to hurt them.


The things I post in this topic are not to forget someones chances up, but to simply make their life easier. Its much more simple to express your problems when you don't have to physically state them, which is the main reason I made this topic, to try my hardest to assist those who are too shy, or scared to bring up the issues in real life. And I do hope that it does help every single person who asks me a serious question. I love all of you, even those who detest me or think I'm fake. You're all decent people somewhere inside, and you all deserve a good life as with everyone else in the world. And I hope me attempting to give somewhat of an insight makes their lives a little better, or easier.

this. Some days all I want to do is sleep all day long because I don't want to deal with the stuff from school life and work. But then I just look forward to the next day. Or I look forward to 2:50 when the school bell rings and I walk home where I can blast my ear drums out with music and enjoy myself without any bothers. However that last part would be great if it happened to me. Closest I've had to this happening was at church (ironically). Meet n' greet at my youth group. Hot girl goes around and hugs practically everyone she see's. She's one person from me but then we start, so she skips me and goes to sit down. :c Ruined my entire day.

But see, I'm sure it made you happy to at least see her.


Seeing my girlfriend brightens my mood any day. Her smile when I pull into her driveway, the scent of her perfume.


Its best to be happy and make significance of the small things in life.

Why did you misspell "mister"?

Spelling it right would make me seem like I'm old or something.


It was either mistur monocle
Or doktor monocle.

Monocle

Hao2get Swype on Android? D:

Your phone should have it.

If not, you can look it up on google, most standard android phones come with it.

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:05:09 AM »

Exactly. Men want it because they look at vagina all day, but don't because they see some forgeted up stuff.

I mean, once he fixes them up and he has to do "examinations" inside of the perfect new vagina... I'm sure its wonderful :3

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:04:16 AM »

I want to go downtown and try this bar out (like fifty Belgian ales on tap!) but I'm afraid to use public transportation. I'd also prefer to do this with a friend or a date. What do I do Monocle!?

Counselors and academic advisors are cringe worthy. Just the other day I had to correct some awful awful engineering advice given to a nephew in high school about college. You have to remember that these people aren't particularly skilled in any field besides the act of counseling or giving advice. The content they give is usually vague, misleading, or outright wrong.

Well if you wait until Fall release of next year, I'll go and hang out with you and I'll be your hot date, going to be in NYC for my 17th birthday hopefully.


But apart from that, take that one chick from your martial arts class you were telling me about.

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Off Topic / Re: Motor vehicle operation.

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:02:07 AM »

My advice based on how I drive is to try and get a feel for what is going on. Pay attention to when people seem to slow in one particular spot on the road as something may be up such as a dumbass trying to switch lanes incorrectly. Also look out for jackasses who don't use blinkers.

Basically, don't trust anyone else to know what they are doing.

At least he doesn't live in LA.


stuff.. people forget how to drive when it rains..

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:01:15 AM »

I hate school counselors.  Last year I saw him once because they force us to.Oh.  Sorry to ruin your good mood then.
haha.

Never said I'm in a good mood, lol.


I'm just saying that's not a good way to live life. Regardless of how hard things are, its best to look forward to the next day.


Even if it means that you'll deal with crummy things. But you also might come across say a girl who's smile down the hall brightens your day. Or you make a new friend. Etc etc.

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:59:40 AM »

He has the job every man wants, and the job every man doesn't want.

Uh..


If you were examining clean vaginas maybe...


But you don't go to a gyno if something isn't forgeted up :l


He said he's seen and smelled stuff that he's had to excuse himself from the room to vomit.


He's been in practice 6 years.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:58:16 AM »

I know this isn't my topic, but I find it odd that some people don't realize that their personalities are shown on the forums.  Honestly, you are pretty cool.  You're also very funny.  I would find it really weird if kids didn't like you.  If you aren't well liked, that is probably because you are hiding from everyone in plain sight.  You won't let anyone know who you are, which is what I do when I am around new people.
Scary how accurate that was, about the whole sophmore thing.  But I do hang out with kids twice a weekend.  I moved from my old school into a private school, and fridays I hang out with the private schoolers and saturdays I hang out with my old friends.  Also, the only reason why I noticed that I didn't desire a girlfriend is because a few girls told me to ask them out, and I was like, "Uh...Can't, sorry."  I didn't even think twice about it.  Also, I'm not suicidal, I just wouldn't care if tomorrow morning while walking across the street to my bus, and a car struck me dead.

That's horrendously depressing.

IMO Monocle is better Counselor then the bitch at my school. She's very stupid when it comes to these topics.

Most counselors are book smart.


I'm giving answers from personal experience.

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:56:35 AM »

Why are you telling me this...?
Good to know

Yeah.


In honesty, I figured it'd be less painful as you grow older?


Maybe I'm wrong, not sure.


I'll talk to my friend, he's a gynecologist.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:55:35 AM »

I didn't say anything about that. You'd experience the same effects if you ate another protein source instead of a whey protein isolate solution (your typical protein shake material). Some say that whey powder is better because it is absorbed some insignificant percent faster than traditional food sources.

That is merely a small boost in initial protein absorption into the muscles to be used as repair material. In reality muscles take 3-7 days to repair fully depending on how hard you hit them on a given day. For maximum gains the best thing to do is to maintain proper nutrition all day and equally space out your protein consumption across 4-6 meals. No gain is seen immediately after working out.

I'm not knocking protein powder (I have tubs of the stuff laying around and always chug a glass after a workout), but as I said it is not the magic bullet that a lot of inexperienced bodybuilders think it is.

Oh, of course.


I'm just saying that it does indeed help.


But yes, it could be replaced with actual food sources.

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:53:58 AM »

Could you imagine how immensely painful it'd be to have it popped at 18? まほ～

I just talked to my girlfriend about this;


She lost her virginity to me back in November, she's 17.


There was no blood or anything, but it was her first time.


She said the pain at first was awful, but after managing to get the whole width of a snake inside, it doesn't hurt anymore until you push in deep.


The reason I said it'd hurt is because its not fully devolped for loveual interaction.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:51:42 AM »

I don't want to be another person bombarding you with questions, but this is actually a serious one.  For some reason, I have no goals or desires on a day to day basis.  Often I just wonder about death and whatnot.  I have no urge for a girlfriend, high grades, to work out, or to hang out with friends.

Do you have any opinions on this, or any way I could get motivated?

Actually, yes.


This is something I deal with myself currently, but I force myself to give a forget.


If you're anti-social or what have you, then your personality will change, once you regain those social encounters and such, then you will regain motivation.


Say you're a sophomore in highschool, you don't give a forget about your grades, you'll do everything to rebel about your parents.


Don't just sit on your ass and fail, but rather try to get good grades, graduate, and gtfo of your parents house.


In terms of motivating yourself and preventing yourself from Self Delete;


Look at my profile comment 'Lifes a bitch, but I'm in love'. Its very true, life throws flaming piles of stuff at you every day, regardless of size, they impact your personality. When you allow them to get you so low that you want to end it all, you need to realize how beautiful life is, and I don't mean the cliche "omg babbie so cute" I mean, yeah its monotonous doing the same routine daily, but the people whom you encounter along the way make it worth living, and sitting cooped up and not doing anything just makes you even crappy feeling.

How do I shot web?

Been answered a ton of times;


StrokeStrokeStrokeSquirt.