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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:45:27 AM »

I can only imagine how immensly painful it'd be to have your cherry popped at age 8.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:43:03 AM »

The fear itself is still there though.


Also, that's all lack of confidence.


When you know you're the stuff, your fear of embarrasment will be wrong.


Being able to joke about yourself is a great sign of intelligence.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:40:29 AM »

Oh wise monocle,

How do you get motivated to do things? Severely lacking it currently and I need to get some work done.

I always find a way to reward myself.


Oh I need to write a 10 page paper regarding the proper procedure to file a class action lawsuit about a massive company?

Oh well, I'll get to work on my city in blockland once I'm done.

Oh well, I'll get to have it over with once I'm done.


Procrastination is a horrible thing, going for something straight ahead is your best bet.

Mistur Monocle, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? D:

I did this with my girlfriend a few months ago, we took turns licking the same lollipop, and it took somewhere in the 300's for all of the candy coating to be out and only the tootsie candy inside to remain.

But I'm not!

I could settle for upper-middleclass まほ～

with a summer home in hokkaido...

No more answers for you.

The Monocle has spoken.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:35:22 AM »

Oh what I'd do for some courage... Some liquid courage...

Thanks, man. I'll tell Sam- He'd choose a bro over a hoe any day(im super srs). He could be my wingman.

Monocle, you are quite the pep-talker. You should write a self-help book.

Maybe one day.

I recently went to ULTA with my sister and cousin. I tested some cologne out. There was some good ass stuff there. Unfortunantly I forgot the name, I might go there this weekend and buy some cologne with my paycheck.

Depending on the crowd you're trying to attract you'll need different cologne.

For instance;


Abercrombie Fierce - Football friends and girlfriend
LaCoste - When I golf or when I play Polo. Or girlfriend.
Fahrenheit - Special Occasions, weddings, funerals, birthday parties. Its very expensive, so I like to savor it.
CK for Men - When I go out with my scene friends
Hugo Boss - When I go out with sophisticated friends, fathers business partners, when I sign legal documents for snowboarding/contracts for snowboarding.


Really, your scent should depend on situation, and such.

Relationship problems.
Fear of rejection: How do I get over/suffer through  it?
Girl: Dating my friend which is a star (schoolwise) football player.
Me: A long haired(auburn) teenage boy, who is made fun of because people think he is gay.

stuff son, don't think about if people think you're gay.

My mother told me yesterday 'Martin, I swear to god, if I didn't know you had a girlfriend.. you're the gayest straight guy I know'. Which is true, I'm very metroloveual, but I don't care, its me. If you act/dress gay because its you, then tell them to forget off or deal with it.


In terms of having a fear of rejection, that's completely normal. Although, subdueing the feeling is simple, and it can be done through confidence.


I'm the most confident person I know, yet when I ask out girls, my biggest fear is still hearing them say no.

Mr. Monocle, will I marry a rich handsome American oil baron or a classy European aristocrat with an island in the Bahamas? まほ～

None if you simply are a gold digger.

-obnoxious snip-


That is all.

Not completely true, if you drink protein shakes with creatine(spelling?) Then it does infact boost the building of muscle.


But yes, eating a can of tuna or a piece of chicken is equally as effective.

I see. I kind of have what you do, bt its not so much fear of rejection, because I'm constantly rejected by everyone. Wether I ask them or not. Its more fear of approach. I don't really know how to approach them without it being really awkward for both of us.

Fear of approach is basically a fear of rejection.

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Games / Re: Recommend Monocle some games.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:26:12 AM »

Monster Hunter games? o;
They're hard to get bored of.

Ohgod. I remember staying up all night playing that and Harvest Moon.


stuff, I'm gonna play Harvest Moon more now..


Also going to play the new Pokemon games, black and white.

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Off Topic / Re: Found Badass Feature With My Headset

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:24:55 AM »

my turtle beaches do this automatically lol

Your turtle beaches are also over priced pieces of stuff.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:23:37 AM »

Your Opinion on Cologne.

Polo Ranger OR Polo Black?

Neither, I'm very particular about my cologne.


I either use LaCoste, Abercrombie Fierce, Fahrenheit, CK for Men or Hugo Boss.


But, if its between those 2, my personal preference would be Polo Black.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:21:09 AM »

Sam won't take her, but I'm a little too self conscious and cowardly to ask her(I've never been in a successful relationship ever, and I don't just mean that because I'm fourteen- I doubt a girl has ever 'liked' me in my lifetime). The only way I ever get close to her is with sam and passing period.That's either an hour(lunch) and a walk(She lives very close to Sam), or five minutes in a crowded hall. I'm not just going to bail out, everyone else is either out of my league or way too familiar, or crazy(my friend Anastasia wears scarfs around her head like a muslim every day in and out of school and carries around a butcher knife :/).

Well, confidence in yourself is key in everything.


You need to make sure you believe in yourself, and you can stand yourself.


If you hate yourself, then you shouldn't wonder why everyone else does too.


Now, with that being said, if there's any other ways to get in contact with her (facebook, sms, myspace) hop onto that and talk to her.


You need to be quick though, don't want to get friendzoned.

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Off Topic / Re: Motor vehicle operation.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:16:10 AM »

99% of this post is wrong. Games do not teach you driving. Good driving can only be taught through experience.

Not entirely true.


We played racing games in my drivers ed class.

Except we sat in car simulators and had the windshield as the tv and had to control with actual car controls.



forget I loved drivers ed.

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Games / Re: Recommend Monocle some games.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:14:35 AM »

Obvilion IV. - Best game I've played in years, bored of it atm.
Morrowind. - Lent the discs to my friend
Battlefield Bad Company 1 - Was not a fan of the Battlefield games
Battlefield Bad Company 2 - see above
Battlefield Bad Company 2: Vietnam DLC - See above
Super Power 2 - meh
Spore - was fun for 10 minutes
True Crime: Streets of LA - bored of it
True Crime: Streets of New York - bored of it
True Crime: Hong Kong (When it's released...) - its been cancelled
Operation Flashpoint: Dragon rising - love it, but bored
Speedball 2: Tournament - hated it
B.R.E.A.C.H. - Will look into it
Test Drive Unlimited 2 - Good game
Enclave - Will look into it.


I didn't play most of those games but I herd of them and I liked their videos etc.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:11:56 AM »

Why is the one on the left wearing the Belgian flag :o
(well sorta, not in the right order)

Its an old jesters outfit.


He wore it during the Time to Pretend tour.

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Gallery / Re: BLOCKLAND - The Ring Samara Comes Out TV RELEASED!

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:11:05 AM »

Like at first, I was like 'ok' and then it showed her hair..


And I couldn't take it seriously.


It was eerie until I saw the hair and it was just.


God I'm in stitches thinking about this.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:09:22 AM »

aw.

And I'm also not one to start an inter-topic war.

:p

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:07:51 AM »

o great monocle, weeaboo vs furry
which one wins?

I can't answer that because I don't have enough knowledge about either of them.

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Off Topic / Re: Motor vehicle operation.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:07:10 AM »

Just gotta relax.


I took drivers ed in the middle of the winter.


All 6 of my behind-the-wheel days were when it snowed and was icy.


If you haven't passed a car yet in however long you've been driving..


Well stuff, how the hell have you not?