Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Monocle

Pages: 1 ... 306 307 308 309 310 [311] 312 313 314 315 316 ... 409
4651
Off Topic / Re: My loving dog wont shut up.
« on: February 08, 2011, 07:16:41 PM »
You should never hit an animal to teach them how to do something, it just encourages the behavior because they feel as if you're playing with them.

4652
Off Topic / Re: Off Topic, I need to vent.
« on: February 08, 2011, 07:03:08 PM »
I don't think he or I have the build to hold anyone down. I'm 127 pounds, 6'2"... AKA lanky...


I'm 6'2" or something like that and 140lbs. Fairly slender, but I do have the ability to hold somebody down. Once again, MMA.



4653
Off Topic / Re: Off Topic, I need to vent.
« on: February 08, 2011, 06:43:11 PM »
Yeah stick it up his hole!

wait....
nvm ignore that....

Oh u

4654
Off Topic / Re: Off Topic, I need to vent.
« on: February 08, 2011, 06:36:04 PM »
with your middle finger then?


Possibly... :o

4655
Off Topic / Re: Off Topic, I need to vent.
« on: February 08, 2011, 06:32:02 PM »
Snap his neck!

If your MMA you could've snapped his neck with your pinky. Imagine how much damage a punch would've done.

Not true at all, lol.

4656
Off Topic / Re: William Shatner to compose a metal album.
« on: February 08, 2011, 05:32:27 PM »
stuff My Dad Says was a book you monday.

I thought there was a segment of SNL that featured it as well? :o

4657
Off Topic / William Shatner to compose a metal album.
« on: February 08, 2011, 05:30:16 PM »
So, I'm assuming you all know who the dude is, William Shatner, Star Trek, that one vacation commercial, Practice, show called "stuff my dad says"... Well, he's making a metal album. I really don't know how to say, I'm at a loss for words, but I'm really excited at the same time. Link;

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/blog-post/2011/02/william_shatner_adds_metal_alb.html

4658
Off Topic / Re: Off Topic, I need to vent.
« on: February 08, 2011, 05:24:37 PM »
You and OP are winners

Give yourselves 12 jammy dodgers and a hot chocolate.

You deserve it.

That just sounds dirty :I

4659
Off Topic / Re: Minecraft Plushes should be buyable by Christmas!
« on: February 08, 2011, 03:23:04 PM »
Awh :(

That plush just looks derp :c


The only game plush I've ever spent money on was a Companion Cube bean bag chair, it was like 50$ and after about 6 months of constant use it eventually broke :(

4660
Off Topic / Re: Off Topic, I need to vent.
« on: February 08, 2011, 03:19:42 PM »
Yeah, I'm like that too. Except without the whole being strong and everything. :P

Haha :P


I love you, Beachbum. :panda:


<3

4661
Off Topic / Re: Off Topic, I need to vent.
« on: February 08, 2011, 03:13:17 PM »
The thing is though, is that even though I'm fully capable of inflicting harm onto people and such, I really hate doing it. I wouldn't have fought him becausee he was talking bad to me, but because he was offending my loved ones.

4663
Clan Discussion / Re: Clan [C] Colleagues - News Update!
« on: February 08, 2011, 01:27:08 PM »
No offense, but..
Then, you maybe shouldn't be in a building clan?
Or at least not this one...


Then if I shouldn't neither should Az or Ministry or TheGeek and so on. I haven't seen Az make anything quality in easily over a year. Ministry hasn't played blockland even in a year, TheGeek doesn't do anything either. Perhaps they should be kicked out aswell? Drakes reasoning is flawed and he's picking favorites of who to keep and who to kick, and he knows it. He's going to keep those that have made a name for themselves (Az, TheGeek, Ministry, Dev, Lalam and Spenny) regardless of their activity level.

4664
Off Topic / Re: Well, ladies, it took you 150 years to get this...
« on: February 08, 2011, 01:16:21 PM »
Nonono.

Ladies minds are too busy thinking about shoes for voting.

"Omg the black guy has nike hightops... I have a similar pair... I vote for him"

4665
Off Topic / Re: Off Topic, I need to vent.
« on: February 08, 2011, 01:13:28 PM »
In my opinion, the kiss after the strikes was a bit much, but that cigarette had no right to even make any sort of comment towards you and your girlfriend. If no punches or anything were thrown, I don't really consider it violence, but just a bit of a dispute. You handled the situation fine. That idiot should have kept his mouth closed.

Nonono, you misunderstood, a kiss, like a peck, no tongues or anything, just a peck.

Oh hey btw..
Last night, i got your girl into last stand. I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had iron lungs, i am glad i had Painkiller. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. luckily for her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing One man Army, and you didn't hear us because we were both using Ninja.

You're pathetic for memorizing all of those perks from CoD.


All of these people who feel some strange need to defend every woman in their midst are just being loveist.

Well, the dude easily could have beat the forget out of my girlfriend, and my question is this; would you have done the same or would you have just sat there and watched her get knocked down?

Pages: 1 ... 306 307 308 309 310 [311] 312 313 314 315 316 ... 409