poor old dead threadYeah, I made a new thread. I hope people will contribute this time. copy-pasted RP-relevant posts from old topic:
Tim Souza is back. In an all new-war! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD.
It's World-War-3, bitches. Bitches love WW3 Text Adventures. No pictures, use your goddamn imagination. IMAGINATION FTW ITS GOT SWAG.
Getting serious here, China recently invaded the Phillipines. Turned out for the war, all that stuff. It was totally fine in the U.S., we let them fight their own war.
Then China bombed a small town in Kansas, killing 117, and wounding 200 more.
And the government's all like "damn wtf china forget you forget you go die die die die because we're sending troops over. YOLO!"
Major countries chose who to side with, dig? UK and Canada instantly backed up America. Mexico sided with China. richard move, Mexico, because we're north of you. BE AFRAID.
Staff Seargent Tim Souza is back in the action with his friend Specialist Dean. Brigadier General Long is in this too.
LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN!
"Wild Honey Pie" is playing on the radio at camp. "God, why do they even play this loving annoying song on the radio. It can go suck richard." Seargent Major of the Army Hasselera says grumbling. "Someone's got a pottymouth." you say. "Oh, shut the forget up." Hasselera says. Long comes running in Dean, Hasselera, Logger, richardichardson (his brother), you, and Bill's tent. "You 6! Chinise bombers are seen flying on the state line between Kansas and Colorado!" "Good thing our camp's in Gibson. We'll just drive a jeep to Colorado." Dean says. "I'm not sure if that'll be the easiest plan." Long says. "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" Long's radio bursts out. "What the hell?! Eagle-Two-Three! Is that you?" Long screams into the transmitter. "Chief Warrant Officer Daniel reporting! There are Chinise invading Parker, Colorado! We need back up! NOW!" the vocie from the radio bursts out again. "We'll send a group of 5 helicopters, each holding 15 people!" Long says. "75 backup...Thank you! Just hurry and-" Daniel starts, but the radio cuts off. "You 6! Get in the helicopter on the far west with Pilot Paul!" Long screams. "God, why do I have to ride with you little 5 richardheads?" Hasselera grumbles as everyone runs towards the west helicopter. Bill's hand fold into a fist, and punches Hasselera in the face.
Hard. Two of Hasselera's teeth fall out, and his face is bleeding a little. "You...goddamn it, Bill! Burn in hell!" Hasselera screams.
Which side to take?
because you starfishs wouldn't vote i just eenie meenie minnie moe'd. i got hasselera
"Hey, now, Bill! He might be a loving jerk, but he's not a Chinese spy!" You say. "Yeah, but he's called us richardheads and blahblahahblha etc." Bill argues. "Er, guys. Long's coming over and he's pissed..." Dean whispers. "WHAT THE forget HAPPENED HERE? HASSLERA'S BLEEDING AND HIS TEETH ARE KNOCKED OUT AND BILL AND SOUZA AND ARGURING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP YOUR BITCHING AND GET IN THE MOTHERloving HELICOPTER!" Long screams his head off. "I..." Bill sputters. "IN!" Long screams again. You all get in the helicopter. Logger bitch slaps Bill. "You got us into this mess." Logger grumbles.
What to do on the way to Parker? You have a pack of cards with you, and a book is nudged under your seat, and you can easily get it.