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Off Topic / Forum pervert| what is the most bizarre thing you've ever done
« on: October 07, 2012, 10:49:37 PM »
title here we find out who is the most perverted sick person among us
may the worst man win
may the worst man win
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Off Topic / Alcohol Thread
« on: September 30, 2012, 02:07:05 AM »
because its serous business
have you ever puked?
how much have you ever drank?
what's the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?
how do you get it?
if your underaged shame on you and your going to hell
have you ever puked?
how much have you ever drank?
what's the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?
how do you get it?
if your underaged shame on you and your going to hell
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Off Topic / short rant and me being a handicap
« on: September 21, 2012, 05:26:41 PM »
I buy something at a liquor story one time and now my friends want me to at least every week No
also dont drink before a shower it just took me 15 minutes to find the soap and I almost couldnt figure out how to get out
also dont drink before a shower it just took me 15 minutes to find the soap and I almost couldnt figure out how to get out
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Off Topic / forget missed sept 10th
« on: September 11, 2012, 03:05:12 AM »
I missed national Self Delete day it would have been a good day for a Self Delete
appropriate image get
discuss this holiday
appropriate image get
discuss this holiday
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Off Topic / can someone find me THIS version of The Sound of silence?
« on: September 10, 2012, 06:20:54 PM »
http://youtube.com/?reason=8&rdm=4480#/watch?v=ZVBszxZZAVQ
Cant. loving. Find. It!
it's not even sound of silence it seems like it just uses that one line
Cant. loving. Find. It!
it's not even sound of silence it seems like it just uses that one line
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Off Topic / Chilly threesome
« on: September 08, 2012, 10:07:06 PM »
I had to leave the room because mom wondered why I was suffocating while watching YouTube
http://youtube.com/watch?feature=relmfu&v=t82EPWYnyA4#/watch?feature=relmfu&v=t82EPWYnyA4
http://youtube.com/watch?feature=relmfu&v=t82EPWYnyA4#/watch?feature=relmfu&v=t82EPWYnyA4
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Off Topic / The hot anything thread - goddamn sweatpants
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:53:50 AM »
this
is hot
this is not normal!
is hot
this is not normal!
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Off Topic / Mardalf needs counseling: HOW TO GET OVER loving HANGOVER?
« on: August 05, 2012, 03:44:24 PM »
so I've come to the best place for help that the Internet can find right?
last thing I really remember was lying in a half full tub and puking vodka and i think a bunch of blood all over I dont know why there was blood and it wasn't from my thighs then I panicked I think because I somehow made it upstairs and to my bed before
I know I'm a messed up stupid individual
last thing I really remember was lying in a half full tub and puking vodka and i think a bunch of blood all over I dont know why there was blood and it wasn't from my thighs then I panicked I think because I somehow made it upstairs and to my bed before
I know I'm a messed up stupid individual
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Off Topic / Mardalf has an educated conversation with a very nice lady
« on: July 07, 2012, 07:57:23 PM »
so I was just intersurfing the net one day and saw this lady wants to talk to me so here is the ensuing conversation
and then she left haven't heard from her since?
Quote
Lizbeth (0:15): Hi!
You (0:16): hi
Lizbeth (0:16): hows it going?
You (0:16): *guest has lost interest
Lizbeth (0:16): so, what are you looking for?
Lizbeth (0:16): ........
You (0:17): my keyboard
Lizbeth (0:17): im pretty much up for some good loving right now :)
You (0:17): please shut up and take my di-Money
Lizbeth (0:17): im from stuffon, maybe you can drop by if you live close...
You (0:17): I'm going to blow up your house
You (0:18): I'm a redneck terrorist
Lizbeth (0:18): thats nice... i will private message you my mobile, k?
You (0:18): thank you that is very good make it easy for me find you and kill family ok yes?
Lizbeth (0:19): you do have to add me first, duh :)
You (0:19): you don't say?
Lizbeth (0:19): sould be simple, the signing up... and you should see my username somewhere
Lizbeth (0:19): you like to forget sluts like me? i should really be punished
Lizbeth (0:20): Hellooooo...
You (0:20): wait your a virganil pedestrian?
Lizbeth (0:20): have stuck a finger up my ass for the first time today :) hurts like hell
Lizbeth (0:21): but you can forget it if you tie me up, hehe
Lizbeth (0:21): anyone there...
You (0:22): I do not know who "have stuck a finger up my ass" is could you explain?
Lizbeth (0:22): i cum so hard when im in pain like that its really wierd, im a pain slut basically ;)
You (0:22): I'm sorry I don't understand try again
Lizbeth (0:22): stuff, the chat is timing out, just add me so we can chat
You (0:23): *guest has lost interest
Lizbeth (0:23): you got me so wet dont keep me waiting now :P
Chat has timed out. Please sign up to resume.
and then she left haven't heard from her since?
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Off Topic / ask Mardalf any loving thing
« on: July 02, 2012, 01:22:31 AM »
i had some fermented substance so ask me anything and
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Off Topic / SUDDENLY A WILD SWAT TEAM APPEARS! (revival)
« on: May 25, 2012, 01:04:10 PM »
SUDDENLY SWAT TEAM CONVERGES ON YOUR HOUSE WHAT DO????
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Off Topic / please help me forget with someone
« on: May 25, 2012, 12:10:15 AM »
how do you do it? please help me with as much detail as possible
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Off Topic / writing a story
« on: May 24, 2012, 11:00:11 PM »
seris story is seris help me write it
deep in the tobacco forest there was a tender gribling norf
deep in the tobacco forest there was a tender gribling norf
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Off Topic / oh my smooze
« on: May 17, 2012, 11:26:36 PM »
I found a long small thing in our living room under the couch
it looks long and smallish
that means it can fit in a tight smallish place
and cum out again
what's it for?
it looks long and smallish
that means it can fit in a tight smallish place
and cum out again
what's it for?