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Messages - Mardalf

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It will always looks successful to the party who posted it because it's in your cookies.
well da2et/data/sample/c3/66/c3pg?1371714508 stuffforget!

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Off Topic / Re: Do humans bite? (Human grooming/pet care thread)
« on: June 25, 2013, 01:21:05 PM »
Silly zorp. Humans do not use the internet. They are humans.
then my life is a lie?

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Did you seriously just try to link an image from e6?
it looks like I was successful to me?

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more aquatic females please preferably ones with large razor sharp teeth and long tails with a fin on the end

also dragon damn she's cute as forget

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Off Topic / Re: so today i mowed the lawn
« on: June 25, 2013, 12:15:05 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: so today i mowed the lawn
« on: June 25, 2013, 12:02:55 PM »
Best comment 2013!

If you are scared of the mowers, I suggest getting a push mower. All you hear is the blades spinning. They are fun to use.
I'm not? I might have been high is all

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Off Topic / Re: Do humans bite? (Human grooming/pet care thread)
« on: June 25, 2013, 12:01:05 PM »
I'd nearly volunteer as a pet except you seem to know almost nothing about humans and our well being

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o
more like a 4
lol curfew
that's what I'm thinking? where do you live that there's a curfew?

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Off Topic / Re: Do humans bite?
« on: June 25, 2013, 02:00:56 AM »
Well do you like to night bubba? its ok if you do I don't mind

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Off Topic / Re: I need some help on what I should pursue.
« on: June 25, 2013, 01:55:44 AM »
Ass maybe?

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Off Topic / Re: so today i mowed the lawn
« on: June 25, 2013, 01:50:01 AM »
no white and red

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Off Topic / Re: Feelin down, cheer me up guys
« on: June 25, 2013, 01:33:49 AM »
Up as in high?

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well you go about getting rid of the males differently than the females unless you go with just destroying them

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Off Topic / Re: Best way to get rid of an android infestation?
« on: June 25, 2013, 01:26:09 AM »
How can a robot have gender?
does it consider itself "male" or "female" its all in the personality the way they talk and walk

or

Simple. Does it have male genitals or female genitals?

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Off Topic / Re: Do humans bite?
« on: June 25, 2013, 01:22:49 AM »
My cousin tried using Glorp Kibble with humans when he was in the Alpha Quadrant. They blew up like a balloon and died- well, exploded, in a day. Try using Viper Meat from your local Recreation Sector. Easy to find, and nourishing to the human. For room space, try creating a makeshift landmass from a small fish tank. Plenty of space, and you can add items. Add a bit of water to make a small lake, but make sure they can swim first. They cannot breathe the mix of Hydrogen and Oxygen, but they can traverse rather quickly if trained.
please go on this is amazingly interesting

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