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Off Topic / Re: Windows Notepad
« on: April 14, 2014, 05:36:35 PM »
Notepad++ doesn't load as quick as notepad on my school's stuffty netbooks.
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9002
Off Topic / Re: How would you kill the above person?
« on: April 14, 2014, 05:34:02 PM »
Place a C4 in the chimney and wait for the motherforgeter to go down.
9004
Off Topic / Re: can someone help me with a couple of chemistry questions?
« on: April 14, 2014, 05:30:44 PM »
A molecule is formed by atoms, an atom is the smallest unit of a substance and an ion is an atom without electronic equilibrium. A simple math will give you the answers. You might need a periodic table to do the math though.
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Off Topic / Re: can someone help me with a couple of chemistry questions?
« on: April 14, 2014, 05:27:14 PM »
If I'm not mistaken,
50: They're all the same.
51: 1mol of C2H6 because there are more atoms bonded together.
I haven't seen representative particles yet.
50: They're all the same.
51: 1mol of C2H6 because there are more atoms bonded together.
I haven't seen representative particles yet.
9006
Off Topic / Re: Joke Megathread
« on: April 14, 2014, 05:18:52 PM »
How do they make roads in Africa? They make black people lay down and, to make the white lines, they say "You laugh, you don't. You laugh, you don't"
How long does a black woman take to take out the trash? 9 months.
How many programmers do you need to fix a lightbulb? Can't be done. It's a hardware problem.
8 Bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I do for you?". The Bytes say "Make us a double!"
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What to do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
How did Oxygen's date with Potassium go? It went OK.
Does anyone know any sodium jokes? Na
What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? HeHe.
A proton asked a neutron for help. "Neutron, I lost an electron!". "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
How long does a black woman take to take out the trash? 9 months.
How many programmers do you need to fix a lightbulb? Can't be done. It's a hardware problem.
8 Bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I do for you?". The Bytes say "Make us a double!"
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What to do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
How did Oxygen's date with Potassium go? It went OK.
Does anyone know any sodium jokes? Na
What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? HeHe.
A proton asked a neutron for help. "Neutron, I lost an electron!". "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
9007
Off Topic / Re: a forumer/blocklander goes to my school :o
« on: April 14, 2014, 05:10:16 PM »there's probably only 3-4 forumers in argentinaJust 3. Us two and cachoo.
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Off Topic / Re: Joke Megathread
« on: April 14, 2014, 05:01:02 PM »
THIS DISH HAS SO MUCH OIL, THE US WANTS TO INVADE THE loving PLATE!
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T loving COOK IT!
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T loving COOK IT!
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Off Topic / Re: Joke Megathread
« on: April 14, 2014, 04:58:28 PM »
What happens when you put your PC next to a window? You get Windows!
What happens when you put your PC next to a heater? You get hotmail!
What happens when you put your PC next to a heater? You get hotmail!
9011
Off Topic / Re: Guis it's my bday
« on: April 14, 2014, 04:55:50 PM »
Happy birthday!
So many birthdays lately haMy birthday is coming up.
9012
Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: April 14, 2014, 04:55:29 PM »
I'm pretty sure someone got fed up of minimum wage or had an argument with a coworker and posted that.
9013
Off Topic / Re: Starting a new project, Making a game! Decisions decisions decisions.
« on: April 14, 2014, 04:54:45 PM »
Ultimate3D is pretty good too. Not sure if it will fit your needs but I really like it.
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Off Topic / Re: How would you kill the above person?
« on: April 14, 2014, 04:52:13 PM »
Strap him down, use a knife to cut open his belly horizontally, exposing the tissue. Add some alcohol and lemon juice to it (while he's still conscious) and use a pair of tweezers to remove his teeth one by one. Insert a thin glass bar in his richard via urethra, grab both extremes and make it snap inside. Later, castrate him without anesthesia and put alcohol. Strap him down very tightly with metal chains and set the table where he is strapped to ablaze. And leave like nothing happened.
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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here
« on: April 14, 2014, 04:48:53 PM »
I should have known that opening this particular thread in an office was a terrible idea. I'll just write down the page number and read it when I get back home.