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Off Topic / Megaupload is back! <3 <3 <3

« on: January 20, 2013, 02:05:01 AM »

https://mega.co.nz/

Well now it's just called "Mega," and the file sharing part of it is back up. Our prodigal son has come home. :')

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Off Topic / axe stokin thread 2: turbo electric boogaloo

« on: January 10, 2013, 01:05:24 PM »

Feel like reconnecting with you blockland types. Ask me anything and I'll answer it truthfully, or just drop in to say hello.

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Off Topic / Looking for a Modeler

« on: November 29, 2012, 08:05:08 PM »

I need somebody to rig this model to work with Garry's Mod as a playerskin. I know a lot of you guys can do this kind of stuff and I'm willing to pay.

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Off Topic / Blocklandian <3z Stocking

« on: November 04, 2012, 07:10:51 AM »

And all the interesting stuff that used to happen here. Anything interesting going on that I've been missing? Cuz I remember when interesting stuff was going on all the time.

Also it's interesting that interesting Bubbagum left and she said she isn't coming back, so there's not even interesting Bubbagum drama anymore. :C

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Off Topic / dis is my pp

« on: August 17, 2012, 04:17:27 AM »

http://media.lelombrik.net/33001-33500/97f502a5b7300735fe80b2560104150394d4c136.swf

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Off Topic / axe stockin thread

« on: June 29, 2012, 03:38:02 AM »

axe stokin something and you get a answer

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Off Topic / thug life

« on: April 11, 2012, 02:48:52 PM »

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Creativity / To All My Dearest Friends V2

« on: March 23, 2012, 06:44:22 PM »

Rewwwwrote it.

I've built a dam inside my mind
With every single pain behind.

But slowly things are getting worse
And I might die if it should burst.

Who was the greatest liar
Who's been my dearest friend?
His name is Optimism,
"It gets better in the end."

Cracks like veins upon the dam
Threaten to submerge this land,

This safest plane inside my head
Where famine looms and all are dead.

Who else could be my mother
And shelter me from harm,
But Pessimism, even now
I'm beckoned to her arms.

I cannot caulk it on my own
But here I stand now all alone.

I first built this dam to last;
And still it stands to dam the past.

Who was he who never was?
I learned from Pessimism,
That Happiness was just another
Lie by Optimism.

Rolling thunder waterfalls
And crumbling stone to earth is called.

What I build is never strong.
The wall weeps water; Won't be long.

Who was she from whom I'd hide
And flee from her in vain?
Why my soulmate Misery,
Who's had me on a chain.

The ground is quenched, its fires quelled;
Am I to drown in my own hell?

My final bastion, turned to mud
Of soiled dreams and sweat and blood.

I remember Innocence
Before he passed away.
I remember how the tide
Was lower in his day.

Atop the crashing flood I see
A ship that's sailed by Misery

But in the mud, my feet I've moored
I'll drown before I go aboard.

Envy was my mentor
Who pushed me to succeed.
Destroying everything I had
And leaving only greed.

As viciously the waters rise
I swim with tar upon my eyes.

But near me now is cast a rope
In fear I hold ere I let go.

My lifelong friend Futility
Whose footsteps I walked in
Was offering me a lifeline
And a life of being him.

To undertow I give myself
And into murky depths I delve.

"I promise you," he calls, "A life
Of toil and torment, sin and strife"

I cannot breathe but hear me now;
Leave me, Misery.
Leave me, all my friends. I've failed.
I'll drown, Futility.

And with the weapon loaded
I brought it to my lips
And took to tasting bullet wine
With one fulfilling sip.

I've built a dam inside my mind
With every single pain behind.

But slowly things are getting worse
And I might die if it should burst.

Who was the greatest liar
Who's been my dearest friend?
His name is Optimism,
"It gets better in the end."

The cracks shoot up all on its face
And threaten to submerge this place,

This safest place inside my head
Where famine looms and all are dead.

And who could be my mother
And shelter me from harm?
Pessimism cautions me
And bids me to her arms.

I cannot caulk it on my own
But here I stand now all alone.

The stone face rumbles -- is it stone?
Or made of glass and brittle bone.

Who was he who never was
And gave my mind a schism?
Happiness was mythical;
A lie by Optimism

Rolling thunder waterfalls
And crumbling stone to earth is called.

The things I build are never strong.
The wall weeps water; Won't be long.

Who was she that I did hate
But never would leave me?
Misery did hold my hand,
Soul mates we could be.

The ground is quenched, its fires quelled;
Am I to drown in my own hell?

My final bastion, nothing more,
No higher ground, no happy shore.

I remember Innocence
Before he passed away.
I remember how the tide
Was lower in his day.

Now I can only stand and wait
As water works and desecrates.

This flood is sailed by Misery.
She bids me thither, "Come with me."

Envy was my mentor
Who pushed me to succeed.
He destroyed all that I had
And gave me only greed.

The water sweeps me straight away.
Amidst the turmoil a voice does say

"Come with me, I'll give you life
Of toil and torment, sin and strife!"

My lifetime friend Futility
Whose footsteps I walked in
Was offering me a lifeline
And a life of being him.

I will not stand them anymore,
Leave me, Misery.
Leave me, all my friends. I've failed.
I'll drown, Futility.

And with the weapon loaded
I kissed its metal lips
And briefly tasted bullet wine
With one fulfilling sip.

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Off Topic / @Robo Noob

« on: March 05, 2012, 11:59:38 PM »

watch out

no seriously I'm in love

robo a/s/l?

So is Robo.

Kawaii desu~~ uguuu

Let me love you god damnit

[3/4/2012 11:57:02 PM] Joshua Moon: I'm gay for robo noob.
[3/4/2012 11:57:06 PM] Joshua Moon: I'm sorry but he's adorable
[3/4/2012 11:57:09 PM] Joshua Moon: Absolutely yummy
[3/4/2012 11:57:20 PM] Jimmg: are you going to rape him too
[3/4/2012 11:57:21 PM] Joshua Moon: maybe
[3/4/2012 11:57:26 PM] Joshua Moon: how old is he
[3/4/2012 11:57:29 PM] Jimmg: 17
[3/4/2012 11:57:31 PM] Joshua Moon: if he's 18 or turning 18 soon he's my new stocking
[3/4/2012 11:57:34 PM] Joshua Moon: birthday?
[3/4/2012 11:57:55 PM] Jimmg: i dont even loving remember
[3/4/2012 11:57:57 PM] Joshua Moon: find out
[3/4/2012 11:57:59 PM] Joshua Moon: please
[3/4/2012 11:59:54 PM] Jimmg: nah
[12:06:04 AM] Joshua Moon: :C
[12:06:07 AM] Joshua Moon: jerk
[12:06:16 AM] Jimmg: sorry bro
[12:06:44 AM] Jimmg: I dont want my #3 brother(WE HAVENT TALKED IN LIKE 6 MONTHS TBH) to be raped and then his star fish sown shut and then him stuck in some pen
[12:06:52 AM] Jimmg: for the rest of his life
[12:07:18 AM] Joshua Moon: :c
[12:07:23 AM] Joshua Moon: I wouldn't do that
[12:07:25 AM] Joshua Moon: He's too pretty to hurt
[12:07:28 AM] Joshua Moon: kawaii desu~~~
[12:09:03 AM] Jimmg: sorryy
[12:09:19 AM] Joshua Moon: Is he even gay?
[12:09:27 AM] Jimmg: are you?
[12:09:34 AM] Joshua Moon: No
[12:09:36 AM] Joshua Moon: except for him
[12:09:42 AM] Joshua Moon: I love andro girls
[12:09:42 AM] Joshua Moon: And he
[12:09:46 AM] Joshua Moon: is definitely andro
[12:09:48 AM] Joshua Moon: and looks like a girl
[12:09:52 AM] Joshua Moon: I'd probably do stuff with him
[12:10:25 AM] Jimmg: andro?
[12:10:34 AM] Joshua Moon: Androdgynous

WATCH UR BACK


(also was jimmg's idea to post this: proof::)

-chatlog-
12:56 AM - … …Arrietty: oh god why
12:57 AM - … …Arrietty: why would you show me this
12:57 AM - … …Arrietty: i want to post it
12:57 AM - … …Arrietty: so bad
12:57 AM - … …Arrietty: so
12:57 AM - … …Arrietty: bad
12:57 AM - … …Arrietty: so
12:57 AM - ~♥♡~ Jimmg ~♡♥~: do it
12:57 AM - … …Arrietty: bad
12:57 AM - ~♥♡~ Jimmg ~♡♥~: idgaf
12:57 AM - ~♥♡~ Jimmg ~♡♥~: LOL
12:57 AM - … …Arrietty: he's going to immediately block + remove you
12:57 AM - ~♥♡~ Jimmg ~♡♥~: nah
12:57 AM - ~♥♡~ Jimmg ~♡♥~: he'll do what you do
12:57 AM - ~♥♡~ Jimmg ~♡♥~: block and remove
12:57 AM - ~♥♡~ Jimmg ~♡♥~: then readd
12:57 AM - ~♥♡~ Jimmg ~♡♥~: LOL

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Off Topic / Math Homework Help

« on: February 15, 2012, 10:41:22 PM »

I'm not sure how wise it is to ask this forum for help, seeing as how I ended up having to write my own review in the last thread I made offering to pay for assistance. I'll be giving a $20 steam game to whoever first posts the correct answers to these twelve questions. Godspeed.

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Games / Dawn of War: Dark Crusade Challenge xXx~^~v~^~10$ prize~^~v~^~xXx

« on: February 13, 2012, 06:57:46 PM »

Someone play me in Dark Crusade. If someone can beat me in a 1v1 I'll buy them a game. Challenge ends when I lock the thread.

Rules:

1. DONT PICK THE SAME RACE AS ME BICH
2. Annihilation victory only
3. End rules

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Off Topic / Video Game Review Contest - $15 Steam Game Prize

« on: January 25, 2012, 08:10:03 PM »

I have to write a video game review for a school assignment, but I'm crippled by my own laziness. Whoever can write one that's interesting and funny enough that I'd actually want to submit for a grade, I'll buy them a $15 game on Steam. You can review whatever video game you like but it has to be school-appropriate.

That is all.

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Drama / Joshua Moon and Personal Agendas

« on: January 21, 2012, 08:04:30 AM »

Alright, so we all know Joshua Moon (Ibanz/Iban) has returned as CityRPG, supposedly to turn over a new leaf or something, despite being the same panloveual border-line rapist and Self Delete histrionic he's always been. Most of us have already seen the following conversation with Colten about his shota habits, but I'll post it for those that haven't seen.

(8:11 AM) Joshua:   Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota.
(8:11 AM) Joshua:   Yeah, I'm forgeted up. I know :(
(8:11 AM) Joshua:   brb.
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5:   0-0
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5:   Wait
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5:   I thought you hated furries
(8:13 AM) Joshua:   Neko =/= Furry.
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5:   I just googled it
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5:   It was a half cat half boy
(8:14 AM) Joshua:   A single cat abindage is not equivilant to a dog with some human features.
(8:14 AM) Joshua:   And that's not why I hate furries.
(8:14 AM) Colten v3.5:   http://www.nekoshota.com/indexshota.jpg
(8:14 AM) Colten v3.5:   Also
(8:14 AM) Colten v3.5:   They are all little boys 0-0
(8:14 AM) Joshua:   Hence the word Shota.
(8:15 AM) Colten v3.5:   Yes
(8:15 AM) Joshua:   You need to learn your lingo.
(8:15 AM) Colten v3.5:   But a boy jacking off to a boy?
(8:15 AM) Joshua:   Regular doesn't cut it anymore.
(8:15 AM) Joshua:   I drench my sorrows in procrastination so often that it becomes too hard to get off to heteroloveual intercoruse for the sole purpose of reproduction.
(8:15 AM) Joshua:   You need to expand your researchographic interests if you do it too often.
(8:16 AM) Colten v3.5:   Oh ok, so Ill go over to /me/ and start jerking off
(8:16 AM) Colten v3.5:   */men/
(8:16 AM) Joshua:   I've done iit
(8:16 AM) Colten v3.5:   0_0

Besides being a blatant homoloveual child enthusiast (and I mean that in the most mature and literal sense), the dude is loving psycho. Anyone who's known me has seen the conversation logs I've been copy+pasting around where he graphically described how he'd like to brutally rape and mutilate me and pretty much any forumer that pissed him off on a certain day. His entire "relationship" he had with me was mostly out of pity on my part, which Joshua Moon sums up quite nicely when describing his depression:

5:01 PM - Joshua: the depression was stemming from a lack of social activity and belonging, combined with low income and no future
5:01 PM - Joshua: I wanted belonging with you
5:01 PM - Joshua: and you never rejected me
5:01 PM - Joshua: just like
5:02 PM - Joshua: side-stepped
5:02 PM - Joshua: constnatly
5:02 PM - Joshua: a full wall of text ignored here
5:02 PM - Joshua: an issue not responded to here
5:02 PM - Joshua: and just
5:02 PM - Joshua: you kept doing that
5:02 PM - Joshua: I had to say stuff like that to get you to listen
5:02 PM - Joshua: to get you to respond
5:02 PM - Joshua: your motherirng instinct is the only nerve besides your looks I could pinch to get you to knee-jerk react reliably

For a long time now, he's been showering me with gifts and attention I never really asked for inbetween his Self Delete rants and his mass-murder nuptials which he's admitted was all for attention. I never really paid him however, much to the chagrin of Mr. Moon, and when he'd confess his 'love' for me and I wouldn't respond I'd come back home to a tirade like this on my open Steam window:

4:51 AM - Joshua: God DAMNIT
4:51 AM - Joshua: I don't understand why NOBODY
4:51 AM - Joshua: can loving love me for who I am
4:51 AM - Joshua: Nobody
4:51 AM - Joshua: My parents
4:51 AM - Joshua: Grandparents
4:51 AM - Joshua: Everyone I've ever loving met
4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can
4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting gunned down by SWAT
4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life aspiration
4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid loving cunts need to suffer
4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina

There's a reason nobody loves Joshua Moon, and that's not because he's fat, ugly, or socially awkward; it's because he's a freak:

I remember after he found out my last name, he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently.

I was really mad that day.

He's mad all the time. ATKitton, Colten, Nickelob Ultra, Bisjac, and Otis have seen the kind of sick, twisted stuff he says to people in his bipolar fits of rage.

Speaking of Nickelob Ultra, Iban has an intense hatred for Nick literally because I paid more attention to him.

5:52 AM - Joshua: Actually the most depressing thing about this conversation was knowing that I'm second-rate to someone like loving General Nick.
5:52 AM - Joshua: That alone is a death warrant.
5:53 AM - Canoness Adrastia: jealousy and pessimism
5:53 AM - Canoness Adrastia: define you
5:53 AM - Joshua: I'm jealous in the same sense that if a jewler and a farmer offered a diamond ring and a bag of cow stuff (respectively) to a girl as a gift of engagement
5:54 AM - Joshua: and the farmer was chosen over the jewler
5:54 AM - Joshua: the jewler would be somewhat upset
5:54 AM - Joshua: (and you call me unconfident)
5:54 AM - Canoness Adrastia: yeah except you arent a jewler
5:54 AM - Canoness Adrastia: and nick isnt a farmer
5:54 AM - Canoness Adrastia: you have such a high and completely unwarranted opinion of yourself
5:55 AM - Joshua: I thought I had no confidence
5:55 AM - Canoness Adrastia: you havent accomplished anything in your life but you think you're better than everyone else
5:55 AM - Joshua: I think I'm better than General Nick.
5:55 AM - Joshua: I'm inferior to the vast majority of society.

He got the last bit right, but any mention of Nickelob in conversation sent him into a buttrage:

6:13 AM - Joshua: You're tabbing between me and general nick right now
6:13 AM - Joshua: you know that nick would love to seduce you
6:14 AM - Joshua: take off your clothes, one piece at a time
6:14 AM - Joshua: while sucking on your neck
6:14 AM - Joshua: you don't have to fight for people to care about you
6:14 AM - Joshua: you are a woman
6:14 AM - Canoness Adrastia: nick has been in bed for an hour
6:14 AM - Joshua: you inherently have people ready to talk to you
6:14 AM - Joshua: oh
6:14 AM - Joshua: well still
6:14 AM - Joshua: forget you
6:14 AM - Joshua: he is probably masturbating
6:14 AM - Joshua: as we speak
6:14 AM - Joshua: to the thought of giving you a pearl necklace
6:14 AM - Joshua: and I don't mean the accessory

4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: yeah but you cant preach from a high-horse and say how you're not getting your dues when youve been nice
4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: i never like attack you the way you do me
4:47 PM - Catherine the Necron: the worst i do is downplay what you believe to be supr srs drama
4:48 PM - Joshua: no.
4:48 PM - Joshua: the worst you do is ignore me all the time.
4:48 PM - Joshua: when I tried talking to you and devoting all my off time from work to you
4:48 PM - Joshua: you'd take your time responding
4:48 PM - Joshua: played with nick
4:48 PM - Joshua: I gave you everything I could
4:48 PM - Joshua: and you were like
4:48 PM - Joshua: meh boring
4:48 PM - Joshua: yawnnn

Paranoia, and rage at somebody who I played Warhammer 40k with for like two weeks, and because Nick got more attention, Joshua Moon was and had consistently been a weird, paranoid forgetwit who wouldn't shut the forget up about Nickelob.

And more recently:

Take my current version. Blocks Stocking, Nick, and Tony in the Thread Listings, Posts, and "Topic Summary" area while posting. Will later get it to remove them from the "Last Post" area on both main board and board listings.

To account for the whole "Personal Agendas" thing in this thread, the new Blockland community script, as bright as its future is, is being completely abused to push Iban's own agenda against me. I'd talked to Kingdaro a bit about it the other day, and as paranoia is defined as an irrational fear, my predictions were merely divination.

8:34 PM - … …CrCIA <3 Zonii: right now Iban has the power to ban people almost
8:34 PM - … …CrCIA <3 Zonii: he's going to start releasing one that blocks "all troles"
8:34 PM - … …CrCIA <3 Zonii: it'll be the only one that people download
8:35 PM - … …CrCIA <3 Zonii: and it's going to block people like Lord Tony, Nickelob, Chrono, and me
8:35 PM - … …CrCIA <3 Zonii: watch him weasel kalphiter in there too

As witnessed the very next day, when Iban added me to the list of people automatically blocked by the new Greasemonkey script.

Added by default are Lord Tony and Stocking. To remove these filters, click their profiles and then "Remove this user from your block list."

Nobody asked that I'd be added as default, and it makes a lot of sense that they haven't. The reason the Bronies developed the script was to block Tony's posts in the pony thread seeing as how his posts were gross displays of furry image spam. My posts, however frequently unintelligent, are on the same tier as people like Katamari and Mawty, and does not in any wall call for me to be blocked by default as a result of people using this planned community script.


I believe Wedge has some bright ideas, and that this script can do so many things to benefit the community, but right now Iban is just using it to get back at me for not giving him enough attention over Steam. It's a personal, bullstuff agenda of his that's soiling an otherwise perfectly good script. For those of us who aren't boycotting it yet, don't give Joshua Moon the power to completely eliminate people he doesn't like.

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Off Topic / ak 47 and my heritege

« on: January 20, 2012, 03:32:50 PM »

I have just recently found out I am russian. I have decided my gun will be an ak 47 and a desert eagle because they are both made in russia. My motherland calls me back to the ussr! The soviet union and communism work you guys. try it out. The ak-47 has a fast reload and can kill in 3 shots. the m4 and m16 kill in 4 shots.

Russian guns 1
American guns 0.

The desert eagle has a lot of recoil, I can only hold it with two hands. but an m9 and usp45 can only be held with 2 hands too. only just mine can kill in 2 headshots, and 3 body shots. m9 and usp take 3 headshots and 4 body shots to kill.

Russian guns 2
American guns 0

The american army are nothing but quickscoping homos, they don't beat the spetsnaz. You see, The spetsnaz rely on there skills, but the americans rely on quickscope and camping. and when I get two desert eagle I am going to go akimbo and kill all the noobs who dare defy russia. Also the puny guns of americans do not hold a match to the Ak-47 and russian desert eagle!

Also I tried vodka, Now I drink it 24/7 best drink ever, I never don't drink it. american beer and whiskey suck, russian vodka rules.

The only things america was good at was having doctor house.

American army is full of little kids who play too much call of duty! I never played that game in my life.

Also, remember when Russia invaded america? and then the americans launched that pusillanimous individual EMP and we still kicked there asses. Russia number 1.

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Off Topic / A little late but...

« on: January 17, 2012, 05:37:03 PM »

Worth it.