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Off Topic / All my hopes and dreams
« on: January 15, 2012, 05:56:50 AM »
Rely on my actions in the next twelve hours. 
Wish me luck.
Wish me luck.
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Off Topic / Virtual Representations of Reality
« on: January 12, 2012, 03:52:23 PM »
Outside of medicine and the army, favored terrains of simulation, the affair goes back to religion and the simulacrum of divinity: "I forbad any simulacrum in the temples because the divinity that breaths life into nature cannot be represented." Indeed it can. But what becomes of divinity when it reveals itself in icons, when it is multiplied in simulacra? Does it remain the supreme authority, simply incarnated in images as a visible theology? Or is it volatized into simulacra which alone deploy their pomp an power of fascination-the visible machinery of icons being substituted for the pure and intelligible Idea of God?
This is precisely what was feared by the Iconoclasts, whose millennial quarrel is still with us today. Their rage to destroy images rose precisely because they sensed this omnipotence of simulacra, this facility they have of effacing God from the consciousness of men, and overwhelming, destructive truth which they suggest: that ultimately there had never been any God, that only the simulacrum exists, indeed that God himself has only ever been his own simulacrum. Had they been able to believe that images only occulted or masked the Platonic Idea of God, there would have been no reason to destroy them.
One can live with the idea of a distorted truth. But their metaphysical despair came from the idea that the images concealed nothing at all, and that in fact they were not images, such as the original model would have made them, but actually perfect simulacra forever radiant with their own fascination. But this death of the divine referential has to be exorcised at all cost. It can be seen that the iconoclasts, who are often accused of despising and denying images, were in fact the ones who accorded them their actual worth, unlike the iconolaters, who saw in them only reflections and were content to venerate God at one remove. But the converse can also be said, namely that the iconolaters were the most modern and adventurous minds, since underneath the idea of the apparition of God in the mirror of images, they already enacted his death and his disappearance in the epiphany of his representations (which they perhaps knew no longer represented anything, and that they were purely a game, but that this was precisely the greatest game-knowing also that it is dangerous to unmask images, since they dissimulate the fact that there is nothing behind them).
Not trying to start a religion war, I'm just saying.
This is precisely what was feared by the Iconoclasts, whose millennial quarrel is still with us today. Their rage to destroy images rose precisely because they sensed this omnipotence of simulacra, this facility they have of effacing God from the consciousness of men, and overwhelming, destructive truth which they suggest: that ultimately there had never been any God, that only the simulacrum exists, indeed that God himself has only ever been his own simulacrum. Had they been able to believe that images only occulted or masked the Platonic Idea of God, there would have been no reason to destroy them.
One can live with the idea of a distorted truth. But their metaphysical despair came from the idea that the images concealed nothing at all, and that in fact they were not images, such as the original model would have made them, but actually perfect simulacra forever radiant with their own fascination. But this death of the divine referential has to be exorcised at all cost. It can be seen that the iconoclasts, who are often accused of despising and denying images, were in fact the ones who accorded them their actual worth, unlike the iconolaters, who saw in them only reflections and were content to venerate God at one remove. But the converse can also be said, namely that the iconolaters were the most modern and adventurous minds, since underneath the idea of the apparition of God in the mirror of images, they already enacted his death and his disappearance in the epiphany of his representations (which they perhaps knew no longer represented anything, and that they were purely a game, but that this was precisely the greatest game-knowing also that it is dangerous to unmask images, since they dissimulate the fact that there is nothing behind them).
Not trying to start a religion war, I'm just saying.
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Off Topic / If you put a carrot inside of a fleshlight
« on: January 11, 2012, 04:43:28 PM »
Does either of them know that the other is fake? :o
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Creativity / M.C. Stocking writes rap
« on: January 06, 2012, 11:16:46 PM »
Writing raps about people. If you want one, hit me up in a post. Word.
People I've rapped to:
Mawty
Blockbox
xxxxKill
Daedalus
General Nick
TeslaCoil
Otis
Jetlok
DracoSoul
Brian Smithers
Let's get this party started.
People I've rapped to:
Mawty
i call this a rap about mawty
theres this brother's name is mawty
he feelin up the hoes the ones he sees as shawty
takes a honey home and then shows off his crib
got the hbo playin near a huge plate of a ribs
he throws her on the bed she goes through to the ground
there aint any kind of iron frame hold fo' hundred pounds
she chugs a shake fo' energy cuz they going all night
ol' mawty got da feelin dat he's feelin alright
he got dat gamerfuel beside him cuz he's still on a spree
swag banging up his honey while he plays halo 3
moanin in the mic from love his teammates get jealous
he says "i wish you boys were here with me. i like bangin fellas"
so mawty got it all and it all ended nice
he reached the top of leaderboards and won first place twice
he got his girl pregnant so that she cant leave him
his favorite hoe fo' life and love is what mawty wins
so we end the story of mawty the fly
if ever see him hangin round respect that guy
word
Blockbox
black box isnt gay he just suck richard fo' cash
all his uncles and his dad make sho'
dey make their turn last
he sweatin on the sidewalk cuz the sky's way too sunny
but he aint allowed to go inside
gotta suck richard fo money
uncle bobby and his pappy rub their big veiny roosters
dey pour on honey mustard sauce
for him to lick off
black box does it happily and savors the funk
cant wait til he's allowed his turn
to sit on their junk
you live wid double dads cuz yo parents are gay
they raised you like you were there own and taught you their way
youve got an star fish that sags just like an old ladys cunt
straight runs down your crack so you can see from the front
on the weekends both yo daddies bring you home asian men
you spread your asscheeks wide and they forget you again
after they all done yo colon's full of sushi
so you run up to your room real quick and get straight to the douching
you empty out your brown town tract right into a cup
and you slurp that sushi, cum and stuff and eat it all up
word
xxxxKill
ex ex ex ex ex ex kill
you call that a name?
bitch that's like a 12-year-old warcrafter's thang
you show without a weapon to a battle of wits
just try to hold together while i blow you to bits
like you dont got no wheels cuz youre like ten-years-old
and yo mommy makes you sandwiches dats nasty and cold
you aint gotcho self a girl cuz the last one ditched you
when you cried out both your eyes cuz a paper plane hitchu
you stay up all night sobbin while pokin your butt
and to help your constipation you stick a laxative up
every time you wake up its the same ol' story
yo momma still cant find yo dad
so she goes back to maury
but what yo mommy doesn't know is that daddy is dead
cuz he got the AIDS from ex ex kill
and was too poor fo meds
Daedalus
straight up daedalus be drivin the bus
he all gritty and fat like a rhinoceros
he packs away hamburgers all along his route
ass is stuck to the seat cuz his sweat's like glue
all the kids in the back making fun of him
callin him names like it aint nothin
daedalus sleeps in the bus on his bus driver's chair
cuz his skin grew in patches on the fabric there
he got radio disney blowin outta his bass
bringin all the hotties up into his place
and he aint gotta work it cuz they ride him for free
and he's too afraid to charge em cuz hes got low self-esteem
General Nick
swaggin up nick comes in here with the cult
spamming dumbass heretics and expectin results
but when necrons come in and they bustin their moves
all the cultists start to run in fear and khorne starts to lose
but then the berserkers get outta they cage
and big demon monsters with big demon rage
come stormin down the map to my monolith
but the lolicron crew dont put up with no stuff
so the gauss cannons flare to the sound of the axe
and the giant green lasers are kickin your ass
but the flayers are slow, and theyre dumb and theyre weak
theyre middle-tier units so theyre downright cheap
the berserkers cut through em and defilers behind
tearin up the monolith until it rewinds
it goes back to the start and the march starts again
to the chaos cult's headquarters right through their men
TeslaCoil
dis brother tesla coil come into my thread
spoutin out rhymes but he already dead
i take pity on you fo the way that yo' raised
gettin meth fo yo mom by suckin up to gays
yo were a tag team pair,
a pawty of two
there wasnt nothin that she wouldnt do
if they paid in crack then they got you too
drugs is how yo were born
and its how yo' die
with an AIDS-ridden needle stickin outta yo' eye
Otis
Father holy Otis be runnin his parish
The only one in alabama let gays have marriage
He a crafty one, plays boys like the fiddle
Tricks them into kissin him
While they back door he diddles
He boasts the songiest group a boys in the state
Cuz the ones that sing outta key he takes home to rape
The ones that sing best Otis let's be on top
But only for a minute til he tells em to swap
He rides one from the back goin through the backdoor
And uses both his hands to fiddle two back doors more
With his mouth he takes 2, maybe 3, maybe 4
Of the little boy's peckers he so aptly adores
Jetlok
i know a crazy brother somehow still alive
goin schoolin erry day sleep-deprived
people scared to touch em cuz he's packin scythes
on his blood-elf paladin level eighty-five
last night he took a bitch to see "we bought a zoo"
he said "bitch touch my richard since I want you to"
she said "jetlok you perv,
i think im not going to date you"
"ALRIGHT BITCH" he screamed,
"i think im not going to rape you"
he ripped off her shirt then put his richard on her rack
her feeble cries of protest met a righteous smack
she was in tears and in laughter he cried
"when i said i wouldnt rape you up
soz bitch, i lied"
DracoSoul
draco showed up with some jamaican honey
he said she was the only one he'd pay in money
took her up to the rooms and payed up her price
then rubbed his nipples up against a block of ice
"cut diamonds on these" he teased as he danced
til he saw a growing bulge in her pants
"you aren't lovey at all! your boobies are lies!"
then he smacked her like he was the sham-wow guy
not even a flinch, her boner got bigger
draco realized that he'd just slapped a monday
she beat em back down and made a bitch of his ass
up until the blood was comin out too fast
she left with his wallet and his car and his keys
and went out the door to spend it on some more kfc
Brian Smithers
brian smithers boastin a generic name
almost as generic as his claim to fame
he shows up to a party lookin nothin but fly
button-up shirt and a polka-dot tie
he got black tinted glasses
dat cover his face
and a pair of swimmin goggles
protects from the mace
he struts up to a honey lookin flyer den hell
says "honey wouldja know
dat I once went to jail?"
shes like "wow, super bad
what'd they lock you up for?"
he said "stuff, someone snitched
dey found my child research"
she didnt quite understand cuz she was only twelve
and den brian got arrested for exposing himself
Let's get this party started.
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Off Topic / What has Google done?
« on: November 03, 2011, 09:46:20 PM »
Load up Google Chrome
Go to Google.com
Search "Do a barrel roll"
Go to Google.com
Search "Do a barrel roll"
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Off Topic / Scared Absolutely stuffless Right Now
« on: November 03, 2011, 03:52:23 PM »
I was headed to the supermarket to pick up some stuff for home, and I bumped into a car in the parking lot. I started freaking the forget out, backed up into the lane, and then some fat guy with a beard who was loading groceries into his car noticed what I did and walked started walking up to see what damage I'd done to the car. On the brink of tears, I drove off not knowing what the forget I was supposed to do. I'm driving without insurance, and the accident is my fault.
I parked in front of my house and cried for like 20 minutes, until the realization hit me that I could have my license suspended among other penalties for driving off like that, then I sped back down to the supermarket praying that the car I hit would still be there. No such luck, now I just sit and wait for a phone call and the consequences that'll ensue.
Crying, sipping coffee for my stress-headache, and trying to drown out my thoughts with loud music; but no such luck.
I parked in front of my house and cried for like 20 minutes, until the realization hit me that I could have my license suspended among other penalties for driving off like that, then I sped back down to the supermarket praying that the car I hit would still be there. No such luck, now I just sit and wait for a phone call and the consequences that'll ensue.
Crying, sipping coffee for my stress-headache, and trying to drown out my thoughts with loud music; but no such luck.
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Off Topic / New Beavis and Butthead
« on: October 27, 2011, 08:44:47 PM »
Coming on MTV in 5 minutes after this gay Jersey Shore thing is over. If you're cool you'll watch it.
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Off Topic / Octocat Adventure - OFFICIAL THREAD
« on: October 22, 2011, 05:12:09 PM »
This definitely deserves a thread, and since it hasn't been posted yet...
About
Octocat Adventure is an animated series that premiered on YouTube on March 13 2008, by the brilliant animator Randy Peters. His fantastic animation depicted the life-long struggle of Octocat, a red cat with eight tentacles, on his quest to find his parents. Since then, he has created a sequel and promises to make more. It is rumored that Octocat was born from the semen of God himself [Citation Needed] and that Octocat Adventure represents the pinnacle of American cinema.
Episode List:
Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5 (END)
Discuss the brilliance that is Octocat.
About
Octocat Adventure is an animated series that premiered on YouTube on March 13 2008, by the brilliant animator Randy Peters. His fantastic animation depicted the life-long struggle of Octocat, a red cat with eight tentacles, on his quest to find his parents. Since then, he has created a sequel and promises to make more. It is rumored that Octocat was born from the semen of God himself [Citation Needed] and that Octocat Adventure represents the pinnacle of American cinema.
Episode List:
Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5 (END)
Discuss the brilliance that is Octocat.
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Off Topic / Greet the person above you and use a cookie monster and/or sad panda in t
« on: September 25, 2011, 04:54:16 PM »
In this game you say "hello" to the person above you and use a cookie monster and/or a panda in your post.
Begin
Begin
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Off Topic / Lord Tony Should Apologize to Stocking (Locked for now)
« on: September 08, 2011, 10:00:03 PM »
I sort of promised that I'd never resort to this, but seeing as how people I actually have come to care about don't know what to think of the new "evidence" LT and Eph are pedaling around. So I'd like to thank everyone that stuck with me even through my proud reluctance to do anything, love you guys thanks for being there for me in the light of all this recent idiocy. Have a goodnight. <3
TINYCHAT GET IN HERE NOW: http://tinychat.com/ltsapology
loving nobody in this place :c
More pics further in:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=169318.msg4276112#msg4276112
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=169318.msg4276695#msg4276695
Tinychat stuff
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=169318.msg4282282#msg4282282
loving nobody in this place :c
More pics further in:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=169318.msg4276112#msg4276112
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=169318.msg4276695#msg4276695
Tinychat stuff
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=169318.msg4282282#msg4282282
I spent 2 minutes running this photo through every metadata viewer I have.
It was created with an LG webcam, today, right now.
it's real.
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Off Topic / Adventure Time with Cake the Cat and Fionna the Human
« on: August 30, 2011, 06:24:50 PM »
New episode of Adventure Time this Monday is going to be 100% rule 63
do want
do want