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Off Topic / Re: Done with 6th grade. (Im young, bro. deel w/ it)

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:54:17 PM »

Holy stuff your school is forgeted up, so messed up, staff stupid. HOLY MOTHERloving stuff

I should like scan my report card an upload it. I have between 85 and 90% in all my classes but I have like a 2.7 GPA. :C

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Off Topic / Re: Done with 6th grade. (Im young, bro. deel w/ it)

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:51:17 PM »

She means that's how people treat their grades, as if they got anything less than an 84 is absolutely terribad and they cry over it

No, those are the actual grade-point scales here. Ever since I moved here I went from a B/A average to a C/B average with the same scores.

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Drama / Re: Nienhaus1 - Stop coming onto malestrom you horny friend

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:50:00 PM »

Last I saw, she looked like she weighted 200 pounds.

All her weight goes to her tits.

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Drama / Re: Nienhaus1 - Stop coming onto malestrom you horny friend

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:42:35 PM »

Probably for the best, no one wants to see your flabby stuff.

Ningyou has the flattest ass in all of Belgium, how can you even begin to argue that it's flabby?

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Off Topic / Re: Done with 6th grade. (Im young, bro. deel w/ it)

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:41:01 PM »

I agree with Stocking

some people at my school-

>parents see 89.99%
>ground child for semester

My school:

A  > 95%
B > 90%
C > 84%
D > 79%
F < 79%

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Off Topic / Re: Malestrom Got a Free Pizza!

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:30:47 PM »

I think I woke up

it goes blank after that

So are you a butterfly dreaming of being a man or a man dreaming of being a butterfly?

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Drama / Re: Nienhaus1 - Stop coming onto malestrom you horny friend

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:24:41 PM »

Are you trying to get in her pants?

They want to be the ones that pick her up when she falls and they'll be like "I was looking out for you this entire time." and then they'll have sinful, lust-filled cyberlove with each other... or that's what they hope for anyways.

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Drama / Re: Nienhaus1 - Stop coming onto malestrom you horny friend

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:20:21 PM »

We're really concerned about her, she might pull an Aeris.

Why even be concerned? It's not like we'll suffer.

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Off Topic / Re: What was your worst injury?

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:19:28 PM »

ATKitton writes in a way that's extremely similar to Bisjac... and claims to be his girlfriend...


ATKitton:

2 things.
First when i was in 6th grade a kid was golfing in the middle of the street. Calls my name and hits the ball. Ball hits my nose breaking my nose. Blood is everywhere and i almost slipped into a coma from blood loss.
Second. When i was 13. I walked across a highway to get to my bus stop and i got hit by an SUV going 55 mph. Broken left femur broken left wrist, major head trauma, and one of my insides damaged >.> 4 nights and 5 days at the hospital. took me 2 months to learn how to walk again.. all just to go to school -.-

From Bisjac's blog:

Well I walked in on some guys who had driven their pickup truck into the garage. Someone must have broken in a random window or door, and then went down to let the other 2 guys in the garage.
They were loading up on the copper pipes and some power tools that were around.
They seen me and went to take off, but the garage door wouldn't reopen lol. It only opens from a subcontractor's utility switch on the stairwell (as the place is still in development)
So 2 guys ran up some stairs and likely out a random window somewhere.
The guy with his truck just pulled a gun on me, i had mine out of course.

::NOTE:: us rent-a-cops dont arrest people. we dont need to identify ourselves, or read you any rights. We fire at will if we need to.
although for lawsuit reasons, there is some logic required to what is necessary to do.

i shot 4 times, as he shot about the same. and i turned around to run back up my stairs.
i got hit in the back >.>

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Off Topic / Re: Does this shoe look cool?

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:04:40 PM »

それはオランダ語です

Wow, a Google translation that actually makes sense.

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Off Topic / Re: Malestrom Got a Free Pizza!

« on: June 03, 2011, 05:01:18 PM »

Don't you hate when that happens? You want to make yourself some food but then you get distracted and forget

Yeah dude

HOLY SHAT EPIC STORY BR0!

My god that sounds exciting

That's not even the best part. After I forgot about the snack, me and my friends made plans for the weekend over the phone. No lie!

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Off Topic / Re: Malestrom Got a Free Pizza!

« on: June 03, 2011, 04:56:04 PM »

Fun.

It gets better, after I drank the water I wanted to make myself a snack but I didn't because I got a phone call and forgot about it.

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Games / Re: Children in Skyrim?

« on: June 03, 2011, 04:55:02 PM »

It will probably be like Fallout where children are completely indestructible.

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Off Topic / Re: Malestrom Got a Free Pizza!

« on: June 03, 2011, 04:53:24 PM »

I woke up this morning and was thirsty so I drank some water.

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Off Topic / Re: Does this shoe look cool?

« on: June 03, 2011, 04:48:01 PM »

Zwijge eh, Hollander

何だこれ