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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:54:47 AM »

It depends on the girl. Some girl's hymens are so thin they break during typical athletic activities as a small child. I've also known three women with hymens so thick they had to be surgically removed because no amount of horseplay with a guy had broken it naturally, nor did scissors or anything else they tried to do to rip a piece of flesh out of their cuntholes.

Why are you telling me this...?

I just talked to my girlfriend about this;


She lost her virginity to me back in November, she's 17.


There was no blood or anything, but it was her first time.


She said the pain at first was awful, but after managing to get the whole width of a snake inside, it doesn't hurt anymore until you push in deep.


The reason I said it'd hurt is because its not fully devolped for loveual interaction.

Good to know

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:49:46 AM »

Cherry popped?Are we talking about coming?

Even I know what this is Shadow

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:47:54 AM »

I can only imagine how immensly painful it'd be to have your cherry popped at age 8.

Could you imagine how immensely painful it'd be to have it popped at 18? まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:46:43 AM »

No more answers for you.

How I can I repent!
o(TヘT o) ｡

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:40:04 AM »

Lol, you mad because your stupid petty relationship means nothing?

You mad because you can only feel superior to someone when you're arguing with children?

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:38:12 AM »

None if you simply are a gold digger.

But I'm not!

I could settle for upper-middleclass まほ～

with a summer home in hokkaido...

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:36:09 AM »

Then nothing will happen. the sword will probably break on impact.

What if the sword and gun are fake and you switch them out with real ones before the blow? マホ～

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:33:47 AM »

I doubt it. unless its not a real gun, but even then probably not.

What if just the sword isn't real? まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:30:20 AM »

Can you cut a gun in half with a sword? まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:28:35 AM »

Stocking is a loving idiot, my momentary idiocy means nothing. /scapegoat

That was mean... マホ～

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:27:30 AM »

Mr. Monocle, will I marry a rich handsome American oil baron or a classy European aristocrat with an island in the Bahamas? まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: How to be a complete starfish

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:20:57 AM »

For the rest of you...

国内最大規模の地震ですって

"They said it was the biggest earthquake in the country."

もう、やけよ犯してやる

"I'll just raze it all!"

まさにマミさん

At that moment, Mami-san...

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:38:38 AM »

Iban no more food for you, too upset to deal with trolls.

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:35:16 AM »

Invalids do not support society and should be humanely euthanized.

What you guys don't understand is that this future is inevitable. At some point the decision will be made that invalids need to be taken care of. We cannot let misfit genes spread around in humanity.

First abortions, then Eugenics. Resistance is futile and only, at best, delays the inevitable.

Why should invalids be denied the human experience because of their condition? It won't be too long until gene therapy rids us of birth defects and handicapation anyways, and it will definitely come a lot sooner than a space problem due to over-population that requires such drastic measures.

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:29:59 AM »

Invalids do not support society and should be humanely euthanized.

What you guys don't understand is that this future is inevitable. At some point the decision will be made that invalids need to be taken care of. We cannot let misfit genes spread around in humanity.

First abortions, then Eugenics. Resistance is futile and only, at best, delays the inevitable.

Please tell me you're trolling...