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Off Topic / Re: Guns

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:55:23 PM »

So check it. We all know melee weapons are awesome because they're silent, don't consume ammo, have awesome instant-kill attacks, and they do stuff tons of damage. But you know what the problem with melee weapons is?

YOU CAN'T loving SNIPE WITH THEM GOD DAMN

So here, I've designed a knife that would help with ninjas and melee enthusiasts looking to camp the rooftops with a weapon that can be used in any situation, behold:



With this baby, you'd be able to melee zombies and infedels from across maps, hell, maybe you'll be able to hit someone on another server if you're that badass. You guys can thank me for this awesome idea by filling my inbox with morphine and love letters and stuff.

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:51:06 PM »

Hey guys, make sure you tell your girl that you dont want a baby and that she should get her tubes tied/cut/something.

Not a bad idea, if you want to save yourself the trouble of murdering a human being because you can't take care of it. まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: Chubby kid COMPLETELY OWNS scrawney kid

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:49:24 PM »

What's the story behind this? Who was the aggressor? Was the little kid fighting back from being bullied or was he just a punk? まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:48:00 PM »

why would an 11 year old need to know that

...why not? まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:47:22 PM »

Lol.

What the forget ever happened to separation of church and state?

Also I've never smelled a fetus.

They're seperated?

...and no I'm not religious, I'm a humanist.

Humanism
A secular ideology which espouses reason, ethics, and justice, whilst specifically rejecting supernatural and religious dogma as a basis of morality and decision-making.

It could become a human, it could become a miscarriage, it could be a good child, it could be a bad child. The parents could not have a baby.

The "could be a baby" doesn't work. These are all predictions, of which a person can control whether or not they may happen. Consider it unethical, but don't make it against the law.

It's already a baby, it's already a human being, it's simply immature.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:43:16 PM »

How do you tell if a guy is circumcised without asking/seeing him naked? マホ～

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:41:52 PM »

And why does just one cell (or anything less than a fetus) really matter?

Why does any life matter? Really, everyone else can just go die as long as you continue to get enough food, water, and adequate accommodation. The only reason humans are important is because we're humans, and therefor the value we place on any human life should logically equal that of our own. Sure the fetus isn't immediately going to start writing Shakespeare or disprove Einsteinian theory, it's an immature form of human life taking shape, only discernible from a baby because of what we're able to immediately see with our 5 senses no matter how illogical a conclusion we may draw. まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:36:18 PM »

But I prevented a child from being born, did I not? So doesn't abortion do the same thing?

No, preventing conception isn't ending a human life, so using contraceptives is perfectly alright. Abortion on the other hand, destroys already-conceived life that has it's own unique genetic makeup and is just as "alive" as any other human being.

By the way guys, if you want to debunk this, you need to try asking about what defines human life.

Sperm and egg aren't human life because they don't have the DNA that makes them human, personally I believe human life starts when the entire biological future of the child is mapped out; which occurs at conception.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:30:17 PM »

how do you tell if a girls vag smells?

Lick it, if it tastes funny, it probably smells. マホ～

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:29:47 PM »

Well, here we go again.

"I will never have children"
Would saying that make me so horrible and cruel just because I prevent my future wife from ever getting pregnant? (just an example)

It doesn't matter, you'll never have children anyways. That's natural selection, not murder. まほ～

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:21:59 PM »

Debatably.

There are unborn children who are diagnosed with diseases which kill them soon after birth. You can go through nine months of misery knowing that once the child is born, it dies, or you can ease the pain for both you and the child before it truly hurts.

One of the only cases I believe abortion is justified in.

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 15, 2011, 09:15:06 PM »

And what defines a human being?

A fellow member of the same species, closely related enough to humans that they can produce healthy, viable offspring.

So abortion is cool with you, seeing as it doesn't have a legitimate life of it's own for however long. Before a certain point it's only as alive as your sperm or skin.

Not really, I'm a humanist. I believe every human being deserves the right to live because it is our job as a species to ensure the safety and longevity of the other. Sperm and egg aren't human life because they don't have the DNA that makes them human, personally I believe human life starts when the entire biological future of the child is mapped out; which occurs at conception.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 15, 2011, 08:59:35 PM »

Girls are so stupid.You're stupid.

That's mean... まほ・・・

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 15, 2011, 08:32:58 PM »

Well if her feelings aren't returned, then nah.

...but when he flirted she flirted back...

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Off Topic / Re: What's your favorite singer(s)/group(s)?

« on: March 15, 2011, 08:32:14 PM »

My favorite singer . . . that you've heard of . . . is either Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber.　まほ～