Messages

3466

Drama / Re: i lost my girlfriend

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:53:47 AM »

From the tl;dr I got, I have a question

How did they find out that the thing was faked?
Does that mean the other topic complaining about a guy loveually harassing his gf is fake?

rockslide is a friend and a known liar

thats all you need to know

3467

Off Topic / Re: best rap 2013 by me

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:50:58 AM »

Ahem,
My music is soothing, but it's also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump out of your car while it's moving
You've been waiting on this moment
My sermon is like an omen, I'm servin', I'm Eric Sermon
I saw the window was open and I jumped through it
My stuff, if you don't get pumped to it
I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it
And pick what you want from it, rummage or find something
You can use to jump someone and roll up bumping
I'm constantly copping over you, squatting
stuff has gotten to the point where I aint even writing no more
I'm just jottin', this is chicken scratch
stuff is sickening, I've been kicking ass, off bullstuff throwaway rhymes
Pick a batch, I live for the love of rap, you crazy?
I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me
You need a beat, you Canibus then it's Dre's fee
You Kay Slay the fees waived
I stay beefing with J.D. 'til the day Dre 2-ways me
That it's okay to stop blazing him
Oops! I put it out, I apologize now, it's too late, G

you live wid double dads cuz yo parents are gay
they raised you like you were there own and taught you their way
youve got an star fish that sags just like an old ladys cunt
straight runs down your crack so you can see from the front

on the weekends both yo daddies bring you home asian men
you spread your asscheeks wide and they forget you again
after they all done yo colon's full of sushi
so you run up to your room real quick and get straight to the douching
you empty out your brown town tract right into a cup
and you slurp that sushi, cum and stuff and eat it all up

word

3468

Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:48:52 AM »

[img si ze=500]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Neko_Wikipe-tan.svg[/img]

o thot it was cat thread

3469

Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:46:06 AM »

I'd rather not post a picture, however she is quite good looking

pm it to me

this year my high school must have forgeted something up record-wise because i got put into a pe course with 35 students and i'm the only boy. there are no options to switch out, literally 0.
what do i do to take advantage of this

DONT EVER DO ANYTHING UNATTRACTIVE

How do i forget a girl in class without her knowing?

ur richard is too small for her to feel so just find a girl going commando and have her sit on ur lap

3470

Off Topic / Re: Government shutdown in 24 hours.

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:30:54 AM »

IT HAPPENED.

3471

Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:27:14 AM »

word dog

3472

Games / Re: Free Codes for stuff

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:26:52 AM »

Saints Row IV
Payday 2
Lost Planet 3
Europa Universalis IV
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Rayman Legends
Skullgirls

any of these plz <:D

3473

Off Topic / Re: How much do you like the forum user above you?

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:24:01 AM »

8/10 knows how to pick em

3474

Off Topic / Re: best rap 2013 by me

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:20:42 AM »

YOU CHALLENGIN ME dog?

word its on get ready for this ahem

ahem


xomat isnt gay he just suck richard fo' cash
all his uncles and his dad make sho'
dey make der turn last
he sweatin on the sidewalk cuz the sky's way too sunny
but he aint allowed to go inside
gotta suck richard fo money
uncle bobby and his pappy rub their big veiny roosters
dey pour on honey mustard sauce
for him to lick off
xanox does it happily and savors the funk
cant wait til he's allowed his turn
to sit on their junk

3475

Off Topic / Re: What is your honest opinion of the above forumer?

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:18:43 AM »

have you been perma'd before? i dont remember your name having two periods

3476

Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:13:32 AM »

She's constantly hinting at how she wants a relationship with someone and she randomly gives me compliments for no particular reason, as soon as I log onto facebook i'm greeted with a message from her.

That and she awkwardly tries to touch me when we're talking so i'm pretty certain she's not just looking for a friend.

post a pic of her or im me

trust me its relevant

3477

Off Topic / Re: Funniest thing you've ever read on the forums.

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:12:09 AM »

I find loving Creepy Stalker Girl in 2nd Place, next to Roblox is Horse terds.

pretty much anything by reaper is funnier than that roblox thread

3478

Off Topic / Re: Funny Story 2 (or otherwise not so funny)

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:08:07 AM »

3479

Off Topic / Re: Describe yourself in the style of a Mega Man & Bass CD database profile

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:02:17 AM »

Stocking
Perfect specimen of the human race. No flaws, super lovey, and most popular kid ever in school.
"I'll never be able to respond to all these text messages from boys on the football team!"
Good point: Smart, Pretty
Bad point: Mortal
Likes: Herself, cute boys
Dislikes: Insubordinate people

3480

Off Topic / Re: How much do you like the forum user above you?

« on: October 01, 2013, 12:00:08 AM »

5/10