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Off Topic / Re: People trying to increase the minimum wage

« on: September 30, 2013, 11:59:01 PM »

what about people like me, who cant go to college yet, and are working in highschool?

turning high school students into love slaves under the ownership of the state education board would bring much-needed income to the state budget.

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Drama / Re: i lost my girlfriend

« on: September 30, 2013, 11:54:36 PM »

this was her first post on this thread

this was my first post in the thread but thx for playing

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Off Topic / Re: Funniest thing you've ever read on the forums.

« on: September 30, 2013, 11:52:22 PM »

rockslide vs plastic man

that was me <:D

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Off Topic / Re: Would you cuddle with the above user's avatar?

« on: September 30, 2013, 11:01:39 PM »

ya + would fuk

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Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: September 30, 2013, 11:00:28 PM »

if a girl looks in your general direction does that mean she wants the d?????

no sry

Girl wants relationship
I don't want relationship
She always talks to me

What do?

nothing you can do. crushes dont go away on their own really. you have to either hurt her or gross her out or something to drive her off.

i mean are you sure she wants to date and doesnt want to be friends?

what is girl?

like a boy except backwards richard u put other richards in2

Hao 2 become one?

u cant god chooses who gets to be a girl at birth and all the handicap + smelly ones are made into boys instead

How do I get in a threesome situation without hiring hoes?

get two girls who are really good friends to both like you.  you will be outnumbered so being domineering will be difficult, so it's easier to make it seem like a game. (girls are really dumb about this stuff  and probably wont even realize their having love until its too late)

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Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: September 30, 2013, 10:12:11 PM »

i wanna bump up the level me and this girl are at. i think im ready for a toothbrush to leave at her place.
how do i bring this up without sounding to eager. i dont want to scare her with talk of being to serious to quickly.

dont tell her. just start leaving your stuff at her place like you own it. act like you own everything she has. she's a woman so she's eager to have a male owner, and she'll eventually see herself as your property along with the rest of her belongings. hope that helps!

How do u make dem feel romintic.

buy them expensive things!

cn i win dem with words help what do i say

u can win them w/ words but only if words are "i am very rich" or "i hav wining lotery tickit"

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Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: September 30, 2013, 09:29:19 PM »

are you really a gril??

i think so. girls have the one that u can put things inside right?

is it possible to drown in the pusillanimous individual

if so should i remove my oxygen now or what

if u follow my advice it IS possible to drown in the pusillanimous individual

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Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: September 30, 2013, 09:26:58 PM »

why does this one girl tell me her cup size. tell me oh great swami stocking

are u attractive? this is important

but what if im broke

then what :(

2 bad then girls r not for u

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Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: September 30, 2013, 09:20:58 PM »

Do you have to be attractive?

not if youre male, i mean one of his biggest fantasies was sodomizing nickelob. :P

do girls really have butts or is this a rumor

girls have butts, but instead of star fishes they have a second love hole

snake goes in which hole?

girls have 7 valid entrances. 9 if you remove their eyes.

wha doo i hav to buy to get girl

the most expensive thing you can afford might gaurantee you a chance at maybe getting some pusillanimous individual

are you going to Hook Me Up with your friend girl or what

she plays eldar.. im so sry

my butt is a strap-on, don't know about other girl butts

thats cuz ur a robot

Why are you such a potato

are you saying im a source of energy?

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Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: September 30, 2013, 09:11:01 PM »

Are you in a relationship?

Yeah I am.

Just cause you got a vagina don't mean you can advise me.

No it just means I'm better than you, and in turn should seek my advice.

i meet a girl i like, should i stick it in her pooper?

sure but dont put it anywhere else afterwards. thats an easy way to get UTI

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Off Topic / Re: relationship advice from girl expert

« on: September 30, 2013, 09:07:59 PM »

When do you know it's time to go to the next level and introduce them to the other women in your basement?

After you've removed the tongue.

Is Iban the best source for rapist advice?

He'll probably demonstrate his techniques for you... on you... He doesn't really discriminate when it comes to gender.

how is babby formed
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

w/ funny memes xD

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Off Topic / relationship advice from girl expert

« on: September 30, 2013, 09:02:43 PM »

My name is Dr. Stocking and I am a certified expert on girls and pretty much everything else. I know everything, and I'm here to share knowledge with you. Don't believe I'm the best? Listen to these testimonials from satisfied customers!

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Off Topic / Re: relationships

« on: September 30, 2013, 08:12:52 PM »

my Weaner is hard like a concrete block built into a large Museum for artwork and natural histo

is ur fgriend single please respo

i have dibs

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Off Topic / Re: Bullying is loving stupid.

« on: September 30, 2013, 07:56:06 PM »

idk people are generally nice until you're an ass to them. a lot of these kids that are 'bullied' are really just starfishs who dont know how to make friends.

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Off Topic / Re: Kid in my town hung himself last night due to bullying

« on: September 30, 2013, 07:31:11 PM »

"i didn't kill him! the bullet did!"

pepople dont bullet ppl, guns gun pepple