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« on: August 10, 2011, 10:21:48 AM »
I was 4, I was richarding around on the this couch with these wooden arms, and I slipped. My chin landed on one of the arms and I bit through my loving tongue on impact. I think that was the most I have ever bled in my life.
Another time when I was 4, I rolled off of my bed and one of my underdeveloped front teeth got caught on this thread from the blanket and the loving tooth got ripped right out of my head. First time I ever lost a tooth, too. I had no idea what was going on.
And this isn't really a painful experience but it very well could have been. I was riding on the back pegs of this kid's bike while he was going down a very steep hill (stupid idea to begin with) and it looked like he was going to crash so I tried to jump off while we were still going pretty fast, but my leg got caught between the top of his back tire. It didn't hurt that bad and it wasn't a bad injury either, but I came really loving close to getting my balls caught in there instead of my legs. They would have been smashed into raisins.