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Messages - Shazoo

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Last year in French class we had a guest speaker from Senegal, and in the middle of the speaker describing her life in the country, one girl yelled out "what's a Senegal?!

Most of the people in that class should have never passed elementary school.

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Off Topic / Re: What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?
« on: December 16, 2014, 10:05:01 PM »
Exotic veterinarian, either working in a zoo/wild animal sanctuary or with small exotic pets

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Off Topic / Re: What's this #sydneyseige about?
« on: December 15, 2014, 01:13:51 AM »
so guys apparently terrorists make up over 23% of the world's population

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Off Topic / Re: What's this #sydneyseige about?
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:54:29 AM »
all terrorists are muslims
What about Anders Breivik?

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Off Topic / Re: Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:45:28 AM »
I'm not Paula Deen, so no

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Off Topic / Re: arcade machine/arcade experience moments v1
« on: February 13, 2014, 09:42:53 PM »
I got stuck in an arcade machine once, does that count?

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Off Topic / Re: Stranded at school because of snow storm
« on: January 28, 2014, 01:38:20 PM »
I've been stranded at school right now for the past 3 hours, last time this happened we didn't get home until 5pm. But my teacher gave us free candy and drinks, and let us play with his tool kit, so I guess that's a plus.

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Off Topic / Re: where are miika lizzy and bubba
« on: September 28, 2013, 11:29:36 PM »
When was the last time you've seen her?
I saw the picture around 2 weeks ago

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Off Topic / Re: where are miika lizzy and bubba
« on: September 28, 2013, 10:57:46 PM »
Lizzy got all emo-looking and weird. Her look now screams "it's not a phase, mom!"

I'd post the pic, but I don't have it anymore

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Off Topic / Re: Do Any of You Play an Instrument?
« on: September 25, 2013, 09:24:40 PM »
I play flute for my school's band, even though I really want to switch instruments because all the flute players are girly sluts to the extreme, but my mom already decided to buy an expensive flute for me, so I guess I have to make the best out of a bad situation. I also play guitar and piano in my free time.

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Off Topic / Re: Harry Nipples
« on: September 25, 2013, 07:44:43 PM »
you're all scrubs, my nipple hairs are so long and luxurious, they are no match for rapunzel.

get on my level.

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Off Topic / Re: Child falls off rollercoaster; dies
« on: September 23, 2013, 09:43:53 AM »
jesus christ how horrifying

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Off Topic / Re: lets be cool v4 - get that stress off your chest
« on: September 22, 2013, 07:57:17 PM »
~~

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Off Topic / Re: Where you come from descendant family?
« on: September 16, 2013, 08:34:44 PM »
~~

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Off Topic / Re: I have to get surgery done (in 1-2 days)
« on: September 15, 2013, 11:22:01 PM »
My new nail is growing ontop of my original nail. Its just quite disturbing to even look at now.
sounds kinky

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