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Off Topic / Re: Sunflower Seeds

« on: July 25, 2014, 09:26:15 PM »

I've never had sunflower seeds :(

Go to your nearest gas station or convenience store and buy 2 sleeves for 1 dollar.

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Off Topic / Re: Best sauce out there?

« on: July 25, 2014, 09:17:34 PM »

Russian dressing (ketchup, mayonnaise, and sometimes mustard) Is the sauce of the gods on fries, tater tots, pretty much anything.

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Off Topic / Re: Sunflower Seeds

« on: July 25, 2014, 09:14:38 PM »

I eat 2 sleeves of the BBQ ones almost daily, I just suck the flavor off then spit the seed out most of the time though.

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Off Topic / Re: Give me really cringey names.

« on: July 25, 2014, 01:27:34 AM »

I got that reference

I was hoping someone would lol

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Off Topic / Re: Give me really cringey names.

« on: July 25, 2014, 01:18:32 AM »

Ladiesman217

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] israel invades gaza strip, begins ground offensive

« on: July 22, 2014, 03:45:40 AM »

you have some very cunning linguistic skills

thx

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] israel invades gaza strip, begins ground offensive

« on: July 22, 2014, 03:40:34 AM »

classic col burton material right here

I was being sarcastic but I try

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] israel invades gaza strip, begins ground offensive

« on: July 22, 2014, 03:30:24 AM »

They're all terrorists let them kill each other off.

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Gallery / Re: What the say did you just say forget me about, you bitching a little?

« on: July 17, 2014, 05:08:21 AM »

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

OT: This is a masterpiece, I always get a good chuckle out of taking the original copy pasta and translating it through a whole bunch of languages.

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Off Topic / Re: girl being close to you simulator

« on: July 17, 2014, 05:04:05 AM »

oh my god lol i'm going to kill myself

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Off Topic / Re: Fly Simulator

« on: July 17, 2014, 03:38:52 AM »

The music and atmosphere is beautiful. the game is pointless though.

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Off Topic / Re: WAR MACHINES MEGATHREAD

« on: July 17, 2014, 03:21:36 AM »

Did somebody say war machines?

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Off Topic / Re: girl being close to you simulator

« on: July 17, 2014, 03:03:49 AM »

Are you guys really listening to this?

This one is way better than any of the other ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk

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Off Topic / Re: America's Large Soda cups are like the size of my face.

« on: July 15, 2014, 11:23:15 PM »

My friend got this for his birthday, i'm pretty sure this is bigger than your face.
http://www.amazon.com/White-Travel-Jumbo-Giant-Insulated/dp/B00D3CPSPO/ref=sr_1_10?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1405480922&sr=1-10

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Off Topic / Re: Let me tell you about my girlfriend, it's not what you think either.

« on: July 15, 2014, 12:24:46 AM »

is the pusillanimous individual good tho?

there go my sides