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Off Topic / Re: Arthopods thread!

« on: September 25, 2012, 07:15:00 PM »

Bug dump. Not even bugs you see everyday, you dump ugly exotic bugs.

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Off Topic / Re: My girlfriend and I just had love

« on: September 24, 2012, 06:01:49 PM »

actually, it's probably just air

i know that when my girlfriend gets really wet and i'm hammering away, lots of air can get pushed up there

this seems like the best answer.

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Off Topic / Re: Do you beleive in ghosts?

« on: September 24, 2012, 02:59:43 PM »

BOOOOOoOoOoO!!!1!1

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Off Topic / Re: My girlfriend and I just had love

« on: September 24, 2012, 02:47:15 PM »

I mean like, you cant hear it, but she says ahe can feel it and she describes the feeling as gargling.

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Off Topic / Re: My girlfriend and I just had love

« on: September 24, 2012, 02:40:38 PM »

Ofc I am no lawyer and I was just pointing that out. There has to be some sort of law that stops a 16 year old from having love with a 5 year old and so on.

You can have love with anyone within three years of your age if you are underage. you cant however have love with someone of age and you are underaged, reguardless if they are within three years of your age.

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Off Topic / Re: My girlfriend and I just had love

« on: September 24, 2012, 02:25:58 PM »

She's allergic to it 

I used a condom and weve both had love plenty of times before, this has never happened before.

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Off Topic / Re: My girlfriend and I just had love

« on: September 24, 2012, 02:23:11 PM »

I used a condom and weve both had love plenty of times before, this has never happened before.
Its not illegal, she is 15.

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Off Topic / My girlfriend and I just had love

« on: September 24, 2012, 02:18:26 PM »

She runs to the bathroom afterwards and is complaining that the inside of her vagina is gargling. Anybody know what is happening?

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Off Topic / Re: Stupid Fads

« on: September 23, 2012, 04:43:49 PM »

Solid shaded color block avatars
Tentablock avatars
Beret avatars
Moustache avatars
Cowvatars movie teatre seat avatars
Minecart avatars

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Off Topic / Re: My friend is forgeted up

« on: September 11, 2012, 06:55:59 PM »

Wanna know who can read the fastest?
New yorkers, 110 stories in 10 seconds.

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Off Topic / Re: My dad passed away tonight.

« on: September 11, 2012, 06:53:08 PM »

Happy 9/11!

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Off Topic / Re: A strange man spoke to me while dreaming

« on: September 05, 2012, 03:43:27 PM »

Wake up and smell the ashes.

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Off Topic / Re: Sleep Tactic For First Day Of School

« on: August 26, 2012, 08:15:40 AM »

Or you could just go to your nearest pharmacy and buy some melatonin.

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Off Topic / Re: Spongebob: Friendship is Patrick: General Bikini Bottom

« on: August 26, 2012, 01:05:26 AM »

Are you finished with those errands?
Are you feeling it now me. Krabs?

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Off Topic / Re: loveual positions

« on: August 19, 2012, 11:39:56 PM »

when the girl mounts ontop of you

first had love with gf last sunday, this was the only position I could get in without ramming my richard into her pubic bone. had love with gf every day since and cowgirl is very pleasureable.