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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research very well, even I can't find it (Title change)

« on: August 15, 2012, 03:02:01 AM »

I can't believe this thread is still alive!

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Off Topic / Re: Least favorite gaming enemies

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:44:32 PM »

Mad Piano from Super Mario 64.
Y'know, this guy:
-snip-

But I love that guy!

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:43:48 PM »

I'll bet eating your cum gives you some good old nutrients, too

Stop trying to convince me! It ain't workin'!

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Off Topic / Re: Would you forget the above user's avatar?

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:39:47 PM »

yeah
it'd be easy too
he's already pantless

My junk can't expose that easily!

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:38:03 PM »

Unless they're insanely religious or something, they don't care.
But I'm pretty sure they would care if that 'holding it in' thing is unhealthy like I assume it is.

My parents aren't exactly religious. My dad seems like the kind of guy who might be cool with it, but not my mum.

probably not, but if it's just dribbling out when you don't hold it, something is most likely wrong

There are a few times when I tried doing it the way most do, which is when it started squirting. I still prefer to do it my way though.

Isaac, that's unhealthy. Just eat it.

No! You eat it if you're so interested in it!

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:31:28 PM »

Wtf do your parents think your an angelic innocent little boy or something? Your profile says you're 16, they know you do it whether they find evidence (why would they specifically go looking for it?) of it or not?

I just prefer not to take the chance. Besides, many people don't like to leave evidence.

Pretty sure 'holding it in' like that isn't healthy

you should do that all the time
I'm sure that holding it in like that so often isn't too good for you

I haven't really thought of this until recently. Could it leave infections or something?

Jesus Isaac do they not have showers in Englandplace?

Why would I fap in the shower? Fapping while standing just doesn't work for me.

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Off Topic / Re: Whats your favorite type of music?

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:26:39 PM »

Chiptune.

And certain kinds of rock.

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Off Topic / Re: Would you forget the above user's avatar?

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:26:04 PM »

Will you leave me alone if I do?

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:24:22 PM »

yeah but why do you ever try to hold it in?

I just don't like to leave a mess. I know my parents are gonna find out if I leave just a slight mess. When I have it held in, I would put my pants back on, still holding it, and go to the toilet to let it out there.

When I decide not to hold it, I would always sneak about 4 pieces of toilet paper before doing so. 2 for catching it and 2 for wiping my snake.

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:21:44 PM »

oh god
why?
that's most certainly the reason

There are times when I decide not to do that, and just let it all out.

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:19:17 PM »

what
it's just cutting off the foreskin
all of it, too, not just from the headwell, if your hand's in the way, you're obviously not going to cum very far

I sometimes quickly pinch the foreskin right when I feel the cum to prevent it from coming out, but there are times when I decide not to. When that happens, it always dribbles.

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:16:16 PM »

then how DO YOU FAP

how do you fap?

I just press my palm on my glans with the foreskin still there, and rub it until I cum.

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:13:56 PM »

oh dear
do you have a foreskin or not?

*snicker*

Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?

I just don't fap the way most do.

Many Americans have their foreskin removed as an infant.

Why?

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:11:33 PM »

Well

considering that circumcision is not popular in Englandia, it probably has to do with your foreskin kinda

blocking the pathway

What do you mean by this? British foreskins are different from American ones?

Does your semen dribble out?

Yeah.

And more importantly,


are you circumcised?

What does this mean? Sorry, I'm mentally handicapped.

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Off Topic / Re: I think I hide my research way to good....

« on: August 14, 2012, 06:06:36 PM »

That doesn't happen to anyone else?

Mine never really "shoots". Maybe it's because of the way I fap?